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Welcome! How we doing? Question of the day… 2 minute recap Concepts: Kim; the insane amount of Outdoor Showering. Why? So much Why? Danielle Bill - So, let’s talk about sex..baby.  Danielle Kim: to save the franchise, you have to get rid of The Bachelor and only do The Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise Bill - Sean Lowe is everyone as annoyed as I am? Lessons learned City Shoutout: Star City, Arkansas -  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_City,_Arkansas Happy spring!

Welcome to Bachademia. We are about to have a snowy spring break. I’ve got Kim with me. She’s the bee’s knees. I’ve never understood that phrase. Do bee’s have knees? Are they nice knees? Kim is amazing and I’ve missed her. How’s life Kim?  Today’s question: have you ever written or received a cringy love note? Recap: They go to Budapest. We learn Greer has recovered from Covid but things don’t seem promising. But Zach’s a nice guy, so he strings her along. He asks Kaity on a second one-on-one.  They walk around and almost share personal information with each other– like Zach’s genealogy. They write each other love letters that I have feelings about but the letters themselves had no feeling. That night, Zach describes himself as flabbergasted. Kaity talks about how men in her life have always left her. She cries. We learn nothing about Zach or his family.  Somewhere along the way, Greer flies to Budapest to get dumped.  They announce the group date and we learn that Brooklyn will get the one-on-one. Kat is breaking down. So they go see a mentalist– which is a psychic magician. The emotional labor required on this date is unexpected. Again, women disclose things about themselves and Zach does not. But Gabi says holy shiitake mushrooms, so I’m still watching. And Gabi gets the group date rose. I’m worried about Brooklyn’s fate at this point because Zach describes her as a real cowgirl and he doesn’t really come across as a cowboy. So…. Brooklyn and Zach also take a bath together and then at dinner Brooklyn explains how important her family is which makes Zach unable to breathe. He stares pensively at the Budapest skyline and then dumps Brooklyn.  It is rose ceremony time, and it is kinda clear that Kat is gonna go home. She’s not sure about things and Zach wants surety. We see super cute take of Kaity and Ariel? In the bathtub playing with bubbles. Previews suggest Zach doesn’t want sex and families are skeptical of this whole thing.  Have you been shocked by anyone that he has sent home? (let’s talk about Greer here too). Any predictions? What do two people need to know about each other before getting engaged? Let’s talk about this no sex stuff.  Kim wildcard-background old European people Danielle will thank listeners or give a shout out or something. 

Welcome Question of the week: What would you want in your Locked in a Hotel Room with Covid Care Basket? 2 minute recap Concepts to discuss: If you go on a vacation to an all-inclusive in another country, are you really traveling internationally? Domestic violence in dating (Brooklyn’s sharing and Colleen Hoover’s It Ends With Us) Is London romantic? They kept saying ‘The Romantic City of London’. Uh…ok? What are the little things that really make a relationship strong (PS-I like Gabi for the Zach Robot) Wildcard concept: Greer and sympathy and covid dates… Lessons learned? City Shout Out: Stamford, Connecticut - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stamford,_Connecticut Sign off 

Welcome Question of the week: What is your stance on heart shaped valentines pizza? 2 minute recap Concepts to discuss: We made it 3 episodes before someone ratted out another contestant. Do you think it was warranted? This one was different because she ratted and left…like a deathbed confession. Do we see anyone who is having particularly good conversations that will lead to a deep romantic connection? So we got back to everyone’s favorite group date, something dangerous where folks could get hurt. Are there any benefits to this? Is there a sport that would actually give you some good information about potential mates? What sport would you be like…oh yeah, Imma win? Football is like love," says Zach. "It's extremely hard on your body and often leads to debilitating brain injuries." This line was really good. AI wrote it, yeah? Wildcard concept from D3! Nonverbals, botox, and happiness. (It’s friday, I’ll talk about anything)  Lessons learned? City Shout Out: Bowdoinham, Maine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowdoinham,_Maine Sign off 

Welcome! Question: What have you all been up to? Describe what you think this season will be like in one word: Thoughts on Zach Contestants Christina Cat  Madison Jess Predictions

-Welcome!- Question of the day is who do you think Logan looked like at the after the rose ceremony?-The trio talks about their concepts!-City Shoutout: Las Palmas de Gran Canaria-Bye!

Welcome to Bachademia! With only 4 short hours a week of BIP, we have a lot to cover today.  But before we do, our question of the week: if you could be any type of bug what would you be? Rather than a huge recap, we are going to discuss some of our most memorable moments: (Other topics: Shanae/Genevieve friendship, what is Logan’s appeal, which contestant are most different than they seemed on original seasons…)  Bill: There is this (I think) really cool vibe where it seems like the same sex contestants are really supporting each other. What is driving that? Kim: I don’t get the obsessions with Logan.  Danielle: Michael. Is he a villain? Is he getting a good storyline from producers? Did he do Sierra dirty? Thoughts about him and Danielle. Bill - So in my psychology of relationships class we talk about the old saying “absence makes the heart grow fonder” it got put to the test….what do we think of the outcome? Is it true?  Kim-Johnny being upset that Victoria has ‘a list’. Doesn’t everyone have a list? Danielle- Is the franchise losing its wholesome vibe? (lol) Let’s talk about the producers' whole switch-a-roo they played on the contestants? Good tv? Love will pass the test? Or psychological torture?  Lessons learned/or deep thoughts from the season so far Bill: The power of the situation always wins…  Kim: Watching the show with my aunt has been amazing. She thinks Andrew is a cutie, asks if the girls are eating enough, and is not a fan of Jacob. Danielle- Loyalty, friendship, and romance. What are the rules of the beach?  Predictions. Go…. Shout outs to listening city. - Sicklerville, New Jersey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicklerville,_New_Jersey

Welcome!!! Question of the day - what is your go to road trip meal?  Recap Let’s talk about the contestants! Kira? Whats up? Who ends up together? Not a concept, but can we talk about the fake birthday thing? Lessons learned City shout out : Marstons Mills, Massachusetts

What’s up players! We have been released from the longest season ever, rejoice! Question: In light of Tino being caught with his shirt unbuttoned and on his phone…and looking embarrassed. What is the most embarrassing situation anyone has ever walked in on you at? 2 minute recap. Concept 1: Tino says he thought their engagement was over, Nicole says that was never the case. What are our thoughts?  Did they do Tino dirty with the Aven thing? Concept 2: They hoodwinked us with the whole Gabby and her dude. We thought it was going to go south, but they ended up together. Thoughts on their story arc? Will they be together for a long time? Concept 3: What do we think about Zach as Bachelor? What was up with Jesse Palmer’s comment at the end, “we hear you bachelor nation and we are listening?”  Wildcard: Zach, Clayton and Jesse are triplets. And honestly Sean Lowe who I met on Tuesday could be their brother. Why are they so boring with The Bachelor casting. I blame middle America. Lessons learned Shoutout city: Calgary, Alberta Announcement for Bachelor in Paradise! Good bye!

Welcome! Question: What do we think Tino’s crazy hobbies are? What is your crazy hobby? Two minute recap: Ugh Concept 1: How is it the finale and I still don’t know the difference between Zach and Erich? Concept 2: Difference of the Dads. Big Tony is a parody, Patrick is exactly what you would expect Gabby’s dad to be like. Concept 3: Do you want to be engaged and have a wedding or do you want to be married and have a relationship? Host 2 wildcard topic: apologies. Erich. Jason. Aven.  Lessons learned Town shout out Ames because my sister is now listening  Sign off

Welcome! We come to you ready to chat after only 4 hours of fantasy suites on the Bachelorette this week.  Question: Where are you unwilling to sleep?  Two minute recap: We are reminded, frequently, over the course of Monday and Tuesday night that Rachel and Gabby were hurt by Clayton during the fantasy suite episodes.  First up, Erich and Gabby. They both declare love for each other. Not-a-metaphor of a date, they take a jump into the water. Gabby is scared then eventually jumps. They have a meaningful conversation while the television screen blacks out Gabby’s butt and then they go to the fantasy suite.  Rachel chooses to start fantasy suites with Aven. Half of her date with Aven is actually an interview between Jesse and Tino about how much Tino can’t handle the idea of Rachel with anyone else. And I guess he should be worried because after the fantasy suite rachel says Aven is the “full package” Twice. Next we watch Tino and Rachel. They basically avoid talking about the whole his parents situation until dinner. Then he’s like, nah they like you and if we get engaged they will come around. Somehow Rachel’s like that’ll do. Then Tino says I love you and Rachel says I love you too (WHAT!) and they go to their hotel room.  Gabby and Jonny’s day is short. They have fun then Jonny’s like yeah, I’m not really ready to settle down. Gabby walks away to think. Then they break up. Then we see glimpses of Jason saying about the same thing as Jonny. Hold on Gabby… Then Erich comes in and not knowing that this whole thing is totally unrolling in his favor, he has to go and say i dont know how I feel about you sleeping with other people. Then they pause the episdoe for Tuesday Night two starts with Gabby and Erich on the bridge. Their conversation ends awkwardly. Jason and Gabby. They go on a date and it seems to be going well. But Gabby feels like she’s grasping for something that isn’t there and Jason– like what is he doing. Finally he comes clean and explains that he’s not ready for an engagement. Gabby tries hard to make it about the show and him being quiet. They go to the fantasy suite and then wake up in separate rooms. Eventually I guess he realized that he just doesn’t want to relationship with Gabby.  Rachel and Zach. They are super nerdy together and boring. So boring. They go to fantasy suites. It is awkward. Like what happened there. Zach says that she grilled him about being ready and then kept questioning his age.  We see Rachel and her guys getting ready for the rose ceremony. Zach is mad. He pulls her aside. WHAT WILL HAPPEN!  Gabby tells Erich he’s the only one and they say I love you.  Then the weirdest most annoying ending. They just stop the episode and Jesse is all like you need to prepare yourself. Good god. Just shorten the episodes. Get this done in one hour and spare us all. Concept 1: Was Erich testing Gabby? He knew what he signed up for, are his concerns justified? Concept 2: Jesse Palmer: Let’s talk about his listening and advice giving skills. Concept 3: Leading people on. Did Jason lead on Gabby? Did Rachel lead on Zach? Host 2 wildcard topic: I want one of the guys to decide they want to marry the other principle (so Gabby’s guy decides he wants Rachel/Nicole or vice versa). Would he be in the wrong? In the real world, when has a significant other of a friend crossed from “I could date them” to “I am crossing a friend line?”  Lessons learned City Shoutout: Piacenza, Emilia-Romagna - Piacenza - Wikipedia Sign off

Welcome! If you had to dump a food substance on yourself on live TV, what would you choose? 2ish minute recap! Why was there minimal drama on the men tell all? I mean they argued a little, but really it was pretty blah.  What did we think about Nate? He said he didn’t tell previous women about his daughter because he wanted to shield her. THoughts? He also, dip, dodge, ducked, dived, and dodged questions about if he was cheating. Thoughts on his reasoning? Mario seemed to think that Gabby did him dirty. What are our thoughts on how Gabby broke stuff off with Mario? Should she have done it a different way? Wild Card: Billy Eichner and/or Salem, Mass Lessons learned City shoutout Salem Mass. THanks!

Welcome! Our school year started and It’s hooooometowns!  Question: The episode begins in NOLA! What is your must have food item from NOLA?   Two minute recap: Gabby and Jason go to NOLA. He introduces Gabby to his dad who is adorable and weepy and I love him. Then he meets  more of his family and they love Gabby. Then Jason drops that he can’t see himself getting engaged. The memes are coming from him. Normal? Honest? Dude, do you know what show you are on? Side note: I love how his parents are like, get engaged and later on we get, well, the opposite. Next up is Rachel and Zach in Anaheim. All this plane stuff: yo, it is so weird to me that there all these work themes dates. Its like when you dream about working. No. This is a date, I’m not clocking in. Zach’s family is a little more reserved about the Bachelorette process and asked some pointed questions. Then they watch videos of Zach and Rachel making out. Weird right? Next in line is Gabby and Jonny in Palm Beach. Y’all I’ve lived in all these placesJonny’s family is pretty; they have a white couch- which I apparently think makes you rich. They like Gabby. And, of course, Jonny isn’t ready for a proposal either. His dad says, go for it. Poor Gabby gets  I’m not ready for a proposal and people are declaring their love for Nicole. What gives?. So Gabby and Johnny makeout on a sunset cruise. Wasn’t he just living on a cruise ship? Next, Rachel and Tyler head to Wildwood, NJ. I’ve never lived here. Fun side note, they haven’t had a one-on-one yet. Tyler is hyped. He is playful. A kid on the raddest playground. But Rachel is “it is getting serious.” Tyler says he is in love. Rachel is like,  whoah dawg I’m not sure i want to meet your family. Tyler has to tell his family on camera that he got dumped. Dang. These producers work hard.  After that we need something happy, right? So here comes Gabby and Erich off to visit his terminal ill father. As an ICU nurse, Gabby handled  things well but  dang that is a big thing to walk into. Erich tells Gabby he is  falling in love with her. Finally.  Confession,  his name is spelled stupid and so is his hair but I find him attractive. Hate me.  The final hometown is Rachel and Tino. It should be  perfect given their connection  right? Nope his family is not on board with this. Yiikes. Rachel is obs upset. Can it work now with  her beloved Tino!  Concept 1: Do you think you would be a “support whatever decision you make” parent or a “this is big and  this show is weird, run!” parent? Does the approach family’s take matter? Concept 2: What to do when someone says “I love you” and you just ain’t there. Concept 3:  Whoa did you see that preview? No Gabby.  What are your predictions? Host 2 wildcard topic: What is the appropriate amount of time to wait until getting engaged? Average length between 2-3 years Engagement 12-18 months 5ish years total meeting to marriage City Shout OUt: Tinton Falls, New Jersey Lessons learned Sign off

Welcome! If you had to be slapped in the face by any animal (think the fish slap) which would be the worst to get smoked with? Breakdown, bros! Gabby seems at crossroads on if she wants to have children. Obviously, dating Nate would mean she would have a bonus child to start. What do we think about having to make that decision early on? Do you need to know right away, can you wait and decide as you keep going? Tino really seemed to think he deserved the rose for his performance. Lets on pack that.  Did he? Does anyone deserve anything because they do something on a date? What is the one thing someone could do on a date that would make you give them the rose and end the show? Is the US really that sexually repressed? That is the stereotype. But, does the dominatrix represent sexual freedom? Wild Card: why does the franchise hat socks? And…fashion. Lessons learned City shoutout Limerick, Pennsylvania https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_Township,_Montgomery_County,_Pennsylvania

Welcome! Question: what music orchestration would you want playing in the background while you share your childhood story/traumas Two minute recap: There was crying. There was a big shirtless guy slapping faces with fish. There was more crying. There was a beer bath. And there was freezing on the deck of a (ghost?) ship. Concept 1: When things get hard. Rachel tends to peace out when things are hard/challenging. Should you want to marry someone who, every time things get hard, she’s out? Concept 2: Is this the most realistic dating ever seen on the show? Because both have the option to change/reject. And Rachel is mad that Gabby kept Logan, but she did the same thing when she kept Hayden… Concept 3: Zodiac relationship matches. Real or no? Host 2 wildcard topic: Nate drama, the general lack of fighting this season, we still haven’t heard an I love you and does Logan smell super good?  Lessons learned Sign off

Welcome! It is August, which is a time of mourning for all who work in education. But for Bachedemia, August is hot and things are heating up on the season. But before we jump into this week’s episode.. Question: If you were a food, what type of food would you be? Two minute recap: They foreshadow troubles with Hayden. He claims Gabby called herself rough around the edges so it  was fair game for him to say the same. Idiot!  They learn they are going to Paris and I guess staying on a cruise ship once they arrive. At first I was like,  omg are they trying to save money and making them go   overseas  on a boat.  Woof. Once  they arrive they get one on ones: Jason/Gabby and Tino/Rachel. They make crepes and try on barets and Americans are once again assholes for how we stereotype other countries. Dates seem to be going along well enough, they bring Gabby and Rachel together to swoon and then move to the serious evening portion of the dates. Tino and Rachel discuss career and family goals. It is clear Rachel is ready to marry Tino. I think they are both boring. Gabby and Jason connect over difficult childhoods and their appreciation for therapy. We will get to this later. Gabby seems pretty into Jason. Next, they move onto the  group date, which is technically for Gabby i think but they made it all about Rachel. We get a bachelor favorite: let’s have contestants fight for love. More on that later.  Gabby give spencer  the  rrose. Snooze fest. Rachel feels ignored by her guys and comes unraveled. Meanwhile, Logan is losing it and realizes he’s really there for Gabby– which he has to know isn’t going to end well. But I guess after this episode we will need a new villain. Rachel tells the guys to step it up. Its awkward. So producers smoooth things out by having Rachel smell their armpits on the group date the next day. Good lord. Tyler gets the rose and they connect over poetry. Bill’s favoorite. The cocktail party is all about Logan and Hayden. Hayden loves his dog rambo and it feels like he’s trying to guilt Rachel into keeping him because he sacrificed a lot to be here. He’s like a real loser. She sends him home. Logan accepts a rose. He’s in a heck of a position. So let’s talk about this disaster.  Concept 1: “Fighting for love” What’s with violent metaphors and romance? Rachel and Tino are both excited and scared by how fast things are moving. Gabby and Jason connect over difficult childhoods and their appreciation for good therapy. They seriously geek out about “Inner child work.” This was a great boost for Bill’s counseling program! Go UNI counseling. (Gabby’s mom talks back. Unless you are saving this for the wildcard).  Concept 2: “They weren’t paying attention to me!” Are Gabby and Rachel particularly fragile or is something else going on this season? Concept 3: Puppy Love, Hayden. How can a person be such an asshole but love his dog so much? Host 2 wildcard topic: Gabby’s mom talks back. Unless you are saving this for the wildcard Lessons learned City shoutout: Victor, Colorado Sign off

Welcome! Question: What movie premiere do you wish you could have gone to? Two minute recap: My recap will be informative, entertaining, and full of hand gestures. It will not be two minutes. Concept 1: Grandpa John. That’s it. I just want to talk about Grandpa John for the entire hour. Also random activities with dads and grandpas Concept 2: Strong Girl Relationships/Adult Female Friendships Concept 3: Roses and rejections. ‘Public’ v ‘Private’. It’s all on tv. It’s all public. Host 2 wildcard topic: Rituals and rose ceremonies Lessons learned Sign off

Welcome! Question: Do you feel older or younger than your age? Two minute recap:Imma recap the ish out of this one…. Concept 1: So, Chris made a bold statement that he wouldn’t want to be with a bachelorette that banged multiple times during fantasy suites. A couple questions: 1). Is it too early to think about this? 2). Would he bang multiple bachelorettes? 3).  Concept 2: The elephant in the room is that there are 2 Bachelorettes and this seems to be creating an existential crisis for all involved. Some guys are starting to declare their interest in one of the Bachelorettes, some guys are being cagey. Thoughts? Should they be declaring their intentions so early? Does this resemble the real world at all? Concept 3: Gabby and Nate had a great date, the internet loves Nate. One big reason is because he is a “girl dad.” 1). What is the draw of the “girl dad?” 2). Thoughts on becoming a bonus parent? To Gabby’s credit she seems thoughtful about it.  Host 2 wildcard topic: Budgie Smugglers  Who went home & Lessons learned:Matt L. (physical therapist), Justin B (English Teacher), John A (Bartender), Branden H (Sales director), Colin F (Investment Director), Ryan M (Boston dude) City Shoutout: Amityville, NY (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amityville,_New_York) Sign off

Welcome! We’re baaaack! Bill, how have you been?  Question: Do you have any fun summer rituals? Two minute recap: Two women, 32 men, one hot season of the bachelorette. Gabbi is an ICU nurse, former cheerleader, is hilarious and is totally going to upstage Nicole. Nicole is a pilot, sweet enough, but kinda boring in comparison. They both feel ready for this because they, and I quote, “know what they are looking for” but also when discussing their types were vague and contradictory. As per usual, 32 men enter and introduce themselves to the bachelorettes. It is a bit more awkward with two of them: group hug? Who should you make eye contact with? But we still got some bizarre entrances: no shoes, no shirt and on a horse, a meatball sub, baby chicks, and the awkward tho talented magician. After the introductions they are given time to introduce themselves to the bachelorettes. After realizing that 2 on ones is awkward and not intimate as well as realizing that twins are not a turn on, Gabbi and Nicole venture off to talk to the men on their own. They both complain that they aren’t making out enough but then finally get a first kiss. End of the night comes around, they both realize they have no idea how to handle the roses. Ultimately, they decide that the twins and the magician show no potential and awkwardly say thanks but bye.  Concept 1: Winners and losers. Who gave you nope vibes? Who has potential?  Jordan V. Race car driver Tino- Rachel is super into him, he gets her first impression rose. I think he looks like Blake HOrstmann and Tarick had a baby. I don’t get the appeal.  James: Meatball guy. Erich: talked to them both Mario: kissed Gabbi and her first impression rose.  Jordan H. Noise canceling headphones Quincy: celibate  Ryan: Boston Jacob: shirtless horse guy with dumb mouth Others?  Concept 2: Kissing. Mario and Gabbi’s kiss. Tino and Nicole’s kiss. Erich kisses Gabbi. Thoughts about Erich? Was he playing them both or doing what is called for in the situation? How much does kissing matter? They both gave a first impression rose to someone they kissed. Concept 3: Friendship and love competition: Will Gabbi and Rachel stay friends? This is the first time they might have to watch someone they are interested in smooch with someone else. Do you think this will create more drama or balance out the power between leads and the contestants?  Host 2 wildcard topic: Let’s just stay on kissing. Why weren’t the dudes more into kissing? What are the economics of deciding whom to kiss? Lessons learned City Shoutout: Mâcon, Bourgogne-Franche-Comte Sign off: The summer is hot but two bachelorettes are hotter. Stay cool. 

Danielle, Kim and Bill update ya'll on their lives since the end of the Clayton debacle. Topics include:-Fight pilot call names-Summer reading lists and suggestions-Summer tv watching suggestions-Predictions on the Bachelorette-Summer activity lists and suggestions-Shout out to Chambersburg, PA