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Austin Anderson Podcast
4 minutes | Oct 11, 2016
AAP #37 - This Is The End
This is the last episode of this podcast. Thank you all for listening. I will be coming out with another one, but the theme and purpose will be different.
30 minutes | Oct 7, 2016
Episode #36 - A Rant Against The World
A massive rant against everything the world loves.
4 minutes | Oct 5, 2016
Episode #35 - How Bizarre - The Caitlyn Jenner Remix
Austin is still down with a horrible sickness. So to hold you over, here is Austin's remix of the 1997 smash hit "How Bizarre" about today's world events.
10 minutes | Oct 4, 2016
Episode #34 - Here's Some Stand-up
On today's episode Austin apologizes for not doing a podcast for several days. He has been horribly sick and confined to his bed. So here is a set of Austin's Stand-up to hold you over while he recovers.
30 minutes | Sep 28, 2016
Episode #33 - Bowling Alley Brawl
On today’s episode Austin revisits the debate and noticed that Lester debated with Trump like he was the Third Candidate. And if you thought Hilary’s smile was very frightening, it’s not because your a sexist, but because it was truly frightening. And Martin Shkreli is auctioning off a chance to punch him in the face. Which is a lovely precedent other people should follow. Which leads Austin to reminisces about the time he got in a giant bowling alley brawl.
30 minutes | Sep 27, 2016
Episode #32 - The Debate
On today’s episode Austin talks about the debate. And then is triggered when he reads that there is bar opening up in Hollywood that excludes ugly people.
28 minutes | Sep 26, 2016
Episode #31 - Triggered
On today’s episode Austin talks about how Gorillas now trigger pathetic people because they feel they look to Masculine. Austin then talks about the book he made in the 4th grade of Bill Clinton being thrown off a cliff onto a bed of jagged rocks, and that if a kid did that today, they would be expelled for life. Also, Walmart won’t make a cake for a cop because it’s racist, and a Trans Man gives birth to his own baby.
28 minutes | Sep 23, 2016
Episode #30 - Elon Musk
On today’s episode Austin is pleased that his wife is finally a coffee drinker. He then goes on a tangent about, the riots, George Soros, Pablo Escobar, Stephen Hawking, how much he hates space and mars, and how Elon Musk wants to fly to Mars to impregnate an alien.
29 minutes | Sep 21, 2016
Episode #29 - Laffy Taffy
On today’s episode, while coming off of a cold, Austin pounders the meaning of life, while talking about many thing like a rapper dying who sang the hit song, “Laffy Taffy”, Lady GaGa’s comeback, Corey Feldman, and other things as well I’m sure.
23 minutes | Sep 20, 2016
Episode #28 - Brangelina
On today’s episode Austin comments on Brad and Angelina, the breakup heard around the world, realizing just how cold and depressing the world really is. Austin then shares a review a crazy person wrote about the movie, “Snowden”. He also talks about the Scary Clown Epidemic, cat parasites controlling peoples brains and the future of his show.
26 minutes | Sep 16, 2016
Episode #27 - Trump Wins By A Landslide
On today’s episode Austin makes the estimation that Trump is going to win in a landslide victory, due to the fact of the way he is able to troll, control and handle the media to his advantage. And due to the fact that Nobody likes Hillary and she is a complete mess. Austin then talks about how he drank Bush Lights with a Olympian Speed Skater who told him everyone in the Olympics is on steroids. Austin is also very considered that John Coleman founder of The Weather Channel is going to end up in Bill Nye the Science Guy’s torture dungeon for calling Global Warming the biggest scam in history.
30 minutes | Sep 14, 2016
Episode #26 - Dave Landau - Part 3 - Boyz N The Hood
On today’s episode, it’s part 3 of Austin’s conversation with his friend, the hilarious comedian Dave Landau, who has been on Comedy Central, Live At Gotham, and a finalist on Last Comic Standing. Austin and Dave talk more about movies, Refugees, and tell stories. This is the conclusion of our conversation, Part 3 of a 3. Enjoy. Website: AustinAndersonPodcast.Com
36 minutes | Sep 13, 2016
Episode #25 - Dave Landau - Part 2
On today’s episode, it’s part 2 of Austin’s conversation with his friend, the hilarious comedian Dave Landau, who has been on Comedy Central, Live At Gotham, and a finalist on Last Comic Standing. Austin and Dave talk more about movies, why hollywood hates Mel Gibson but loves Charlie Sheen, the madness of politics and much more. This is Part 2 of a 3 part conversation. Enjoy. Website: AustinAndersonPodcast.Com
32 minutes | Sep 12, 2016
Episode #24 - Dave Landau - Part 1 - Two Crazy Panthers
On today’s episode Austin has a conversation with his friend, the hilarious comedian Dave Landau, who has been on Comedy Central, Live At Gotham, and a finalist on Last Comic Standing. Austin and Dave talk about, well, all sorts of ridiculous things. This is Part 1 of a 3 part conversation. Enjoy. Website: AustinAndersonPodcast.Com
24 minutes | Sep 7, 2016
Episode #23 - Mike Leamen Sessions Part 2
On today's episode is part 2 of Austin's first guest, his friend legendary fisherman and actor Mike Leamen. In this session Austin and Mike talk mutant China pigs, tell more stories and talk movies.
35 minutes | Sep 7, 2016
Episode #22 - Mike Leamen Sessions Part 1
On today's episode Austin has his first guest, his friend Mike Leamen. They were going to talk current events, politics and what's wrong with the world, but Mike was in the mood to just tell stories. So that's what they did.
41 minutes | Sep 6, 2016
Episode #21 - Hacksaw Ridge
On today’s episode austin checks in with legendary sports analyst John Thome about the first Husker game of the year. Then Austin questions why hypocritical Hollywood loves and forgives the child rapist Roman Polanski, but still hates and wont forgive the Jew hating Mel Gibson.
35 minutes | Sep 2, 2016
Episode #20 - Austin Poops His Pants
On today’s episode Austin comes to you with a humbled heart, and shares that he just pooped his pants. He proclaims without shame that despite our differences this is what makes us the same. Then he plays the audio of a self proclaimed prophetess who said that, “when people die they go to hell and satan sends them back to earth as a car made out of demons”.
27 minutes | Sep 1, 2016
Episode #19 - The Lotioned Creature From The Crypt
On today’s episode Austin gives some advice on where to travel if you need to destress and take a vacation. He then talks to an old friend about what it was like to meet Bill Clinton. Austin is then shocked to learn colleges have actual rooms designated “safe spaces” where people can go to heal, and appalled that the Pope has officially made “Global Warming” a sin.
23 minutes | Aug 31, 2016
Episode #18 - Safe Space For Witches
On today’s episode Austin talks about how free speech and thought are being stripped away from colleges, a club that witches opened so they could have a “Safe Space”, Chris Brown’s outrageous behavior and Tyga the rapper literally trying to Keep up with the Kardashians and failing miserably.
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