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ASP Breaks Podcast

18 Episodes

15 minutes | Jul 16, 2020
ASPBreaks Podcast Trailor Episode
Just a snippet of what I plan for the Site, podcast, and most of all the group! #Hometeam #LikeAFamily Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
26 minutes | Feb 4, 2020
#15 P.S.A. ADDICTION IS NOT A DISEASE! This is gonna piss ppl off..... I am imagining all the emails I'll get for this 1 lol
Let' s be real here folks. Let's come clean about the biggest myth in the game. The myth that Addiction is a disease, well I am here to say you are wrong. Buckle in this get's serious pretty quick. BTW I do love you sons a bitches!!! Have a great week are 2 see ya later!!!!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
29 minutes | Jan 22, 2020
Episode #14 The Madden Curse, and we all must Repent!
This week was pretty much unscripted. I had a few things I wanted to talk about but never got around to them. Lol Whats new right? We do dive into the details of the Madden Curse and if it's real or not. Also We really need you to repent.....MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA!!!! ( It will make sense after you listen to the show I promise) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
31 minutes | Jan 14, 2020
#13 Sober life is the Best life, and a taste of some Hostile Positivity
Wow this episode went in a totally different direction then I was expecting it too, but I like the finished product. Nothing wrong with some hostile positivity, so buckle up fuckers cause I got some for ya!!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
29 minutes | Jan 11, 2020
#12 Taking a new step forward in life. My 5 goals for 2020 , Be a better Dad and Ricky Gervais you crazy Bastard you
So I am in the ASP mancave studio and since Dan and I aren't going to be together anymore on Here I figured I better explain whats going on. That's all you get, to hear more listen to the show ya nosey asses.  If you would like to be a guest On the Show Email me at attentionspan.podcast@gmail.com. Check out my store www.ASPautographs.com and like I said before visit Patreon.com/attentionspanpodcast to donate to our Koala KampaignSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
30 minutes | Jan 7, 2020
Episode #11 Time Crunch/ World on Fire episode
In this episode we discuss the week in NFL Playoffs, Un-caped Crusaders and Raising $ with Boobies. We also have an important announcement to make! Every last cent we raise through Patreon.com/attentionspanpodcast will be donated to Australia to help the people and animals of the Outback. We are calling it  The ASP Koala Kampaign, if you would like to be a part of the little guys movement to help the world please donate @ www.Patreon.com/attentionspanpodcastThanks for listening now go click the donate button and save a fucking kangoroo!!!!Remember to visit www.ASPautographs.com for all your autographed memorabilia needs! To celebrate the Patriots not advancing in the playoff visit the site and use promo code WashedUP in check-out to save 15% on your orderSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
34 minutes | Jan 5, 2020
Live Cast Experiment episode #1
Well the name says it all, WE ARE LIVE!!!! we are discussing toys in this livecast from Castboxnext weeks live show will be up early for all of our patrons on www.Patreon.com/attentionspanpodcastSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
36 minutes | Jan 1, 2020
#10 New Year, Same Assholes but we do show we have a heart
This episode we discuss everything from DNA, to R.Kelly and a whole bunch in between. We do show a softer side and that we are human in this episode. Once again if you want to reach out to the show, go through Facebook messenger and 1 of the host will get back to you and if you NEED someone to talk to now please call1-800-273-8255 They are open 24/7 365 so don't be afraid to reach out. We love ya'll thanks for listening!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
25 minutes | Dec 24, 2019
Episode #9 Happy holidays Fuckheads, We love you
We didn't wanna take a week off and leave our fans waiting another week, therefor we smoked ourselves silly and sat down for a quick show in between all the holiday hassle. It's a little shorter than usual but only because its xmas! we sincerely hope everyone has a safe a happy holiday! See you Fuckheads next week!! We love you!!!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
62 minutes | Dec 17, 2019
Episode #8 The not safe for children Xmas episode
This episode is filled with complete nonsense. We are having a blast doing this and we are so stoked to be able to bring this nonsense to you guys and gals. This episode we talk about Pedi Santas, Asshole elfs, and lots of other carzinessSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
57 minutes | Dec 10, 2019
Episode #7 Travel tips, Exploding Hotsauce, face banging dentists, and shed your asshole to the sun.... it's the segue show or segway show
This show is full of nonsense from butt-bonging sunrays, To booby traps and  finishing up with deepthroating dentists. This show has it all. If you want to support the show go to Patreon.com/attentionspanpodcast and support your asses off! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
51 minutes | Dec 3, 2019
Time Traveler episode and unofficial sponsors.....hmmm what next?
This weeks show was last weeks show....wait, what??? This was our after turkey day show but taped prior to Thanksgiving. Hold on tight this ones moves quick, can you keep up with us??Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
46 minutes | Nov 26, 2019
Turkey Day, The Fur Bandit, and a lot of butthole discussion.....do we even want people to listen? And we do our shout-outs at the end for our SuperFans!!
The title says it all, We ramble on about various topics BUTT be warned (lol see what we did there?) There is bootydoo comments so maybe don't eat lunch whilst listening... or do and email us the results!!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
95 minutes | Nov 19, 2019
Featuring Twin Terror-Doing our best to lose listeners LOL, Talking Shit on OBJ, and whats the gavel of Truth?????
IN this episode we have leveled up!!! New intro music along with a sponsor?!?!?!? But one this show we talk shit on OBJ, A few judges, the gavel of truth, and Xmas music...… theses something for everyone so strap in for a ride!!!!!!!!! Be sure to click this link for the best custom sunglasses u can buy with 30 bucks,<a href="https://shareasale.com/r.cfm?b=1325044&u=2232385&m=86199&urllink=&afftrack=">Custom Premium Sunglasses at Knockaround</a>Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
53 minutes | Nov 13, 2019
Part 2
We wrap up our 1st real broadcast with a steady flow of marijuana. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
78 minutes | Nov 12, 2019
Whats a hemp weavel? spoiler alert we don't know either, lol but enjoy!!!!
We basically sit down smoke a lot of weed, piss people off, talk some shit about sports, population control and Hemp weavels?! 1st real episode, please rate us on iTunes and download on Spotify. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
7 minutes | Nov 6, 2019
Big News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About 3am I was sent an email containing big news, What is it? well u have to listen to find out. Here's a hint, if you are listening you probably already know...……………..hmmmmmSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
67 minutes | Nov 5, 2019
Episode #0
This wasn't supposed to happen. Our studio isn't even set-up correctly, hence the bad sound. It has been remedied and next weeks show will be way better thanks for the patience and most of all thanks for the supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/ASPBreaks)
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