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Yeah, it's post Thanksgiving. So we talk about what is or isn't a Christmas movie and discuss Scotch.

In this very explicit episode, the show gets derailed by a surprise prop. Bernie instigates Dad Talk. Dave buys a bmx bike. Plus Kyle Rittenhouse, Steve Bannon, and other assorted shenanigans. 

It's our 200th episode. What is comedy? Is Dave Chappelle transphobic? Is Joe Rogan funny? We have opinions. 

Texas bans abortion with SB8. Marshall may have a bully at school and Dave isn't happy. Christians fumble their way through a dense fog of hypocrisy on their road to establishing the Theocratic States of America.  RIP Norm MacDonald

We talk shit this week.  Literally. 

Misty Leigh, Gabe's new girlfriend fills in for Bernie while Bernie recovers from pulling a Dave pulling a Gabe (see episode 196). 

This week Dave get's uncharacteristically drunk. Bernie goes to an Avilla party. Gabe mows his lawn, and the guys swap drunk stories. 

This week Bernie's wife is even more pregnant than last time. Gabe sees Ice Cube and B-Real on S. Padre Island and has to fend off a Methican. Dave goes to Chicago and tries to produce this podcast on 3hrs of sleep and 3 Monster Energy drinks. 

This week: Bernie's babies, Qanon Exposed, and Jake Paul pisses off Floyd Mayweather

Police aggression is on the rise against minorities as Minnesota tries to out Florida Florida. Meanwhile a racist Army Staff Sargent gets his.  REMEMBER, BLACK LIVES MATTER! 

Gabe's friend Colby fills in for an absent Bernie and talks about trucks, and a variety of conspiracy theories. 

The guys get together to discuss Texas reopening, Covid-19 vaccines and cancel culture. 

Trump has a golden statue. Bernie has stories. Gabe has space talk, and Dave derails the show with Dad Talk.    cpac, donald trump, trump statue, dogs, home repair, dad talk, virgins, space, aliens, mars, fermi paradox, diy, republicans, march 4th, trumplicans

While we had a blizzard, Ted Cruz had a plane ticket to Cancun and Texas leaders had excuses. Plus, tiktok talk.    Ted Cruz, Gregg Aboott, AOC, Beto O'Rourke, Dan Patrick, Rick Perry, texas, texas blizzard, power outage, ERCOT, Texas Grid, Winter Storm, Joe Biden, TikTok, Qanon

Dave returns with a remote call in to discuss his lack of beard, Game Stop Gate, Confederate flags, Kitchen Nightmare and more!    Donald Trump, Game Stop, investing, Stock market, confederate flag, proud boys, racists, Gordon Ramsey, Kitchen Nightmare

Dave is still out. Gabe goes sober. Trump wants a pardon. What will happen during Joe Biden and Kamala Harris' inauguration?   Donald Trump, Treason, Insurrection, MAGA, MAGATS. protests, inauguration, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Sober, sobriety

What else is there to talk about other than a bunch of Y'all Qaeda dipshits thinking they're "patriots" and attempting a coup of the federal government brought on by the seditious claims of Donald Trump, Rudy Guilliani and a plethora of insipid shit biscuit stormtroopers incapable of not eating the gum people stick under tables.  We picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue.    Donald Trump, Rudy Guiliani, Ted Cruz, Louie Gohmert, Ken Paxton, Treason, Capitol, Terrorists,Insurgents, Insurgency, Y'all Qaeda, Vanilla Isis, Patriots, Confederate Flag, no fly list

Happy New Year. Dave wants to run against Ted Cruz. The Proud Boys clash with police. Other stuff too.    Vaccine, MAGA, Trump 2020, Proud Boys, Covid19, Masks, Ted Cruz, Texas, Senate Elections, Democrat, Republican

Why have we been gone a month? Listen and learn.  Trump, Mitch McConnell, Stimulus, 600.00, 1200.00, 2000.00, Covid-19, Diarrhea, Jokes, Christmas, Breast Cancer, Covid Vaccine

Rudy Guilliani, melts on national TV, Gabe, Dave and Bernie try very hard not to wallow in the bleak shit show that's been 2020. Thanksgiving is around the corner and Gabe tries to bring in happy thoughts. The guys decide to join Parler.