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Welcome to the cutest podcast on the internet, the Kawaii Mind Dump! Brian tells the tale of buying anime subs on VHS like an uncool drug deal. Allen is trying to be better, and he gives you permission to not like things. Bobbie points out the problematic trope of Korra.

Welcome to the Atomic Mind Dump. Now we have to keep the random topics in. Look at Brian. Look at Brian. He’s your father, now. Allen doesn’t like vampire societies, and he kinda liked that one movie. You can hate him now. Bobbie imagines a world where George Lucas is abusive to his collaborative partner.

Buckle in, listeners. We didn’t take the “E” out of extreme to give you a mild ride. (Mild ride ensues.) Brian wants to cram the entire Dragonball Z experience into his two week free trial. Allen got scammed, but he needs you to know it’s because he’s not at 100%. Bobbie listens to your sales pitch, but only because she’s looking for bits. Ricardo jumps back to 7th grade and freestyles a recess top 10 list. Chad dressed as Bobbie’s favorite X-Man one Halloween, and stole the show.

Be careful with this episode, listeners. It cuts on the pull. Bobbie wants to Chase Lady Gaga around Brian’s funeral. Brian starts a new hobby, and becomes a Japanese tool snob. Allen is a woke snowflake, clutching his pearls during Star Wars shows.

Buckle up, listeners, Brian’s going in on movie talk. Allen’s height is questioned when his short torso makes him look like a Monsters Inc. character. Brian lives his life like Vin Diesel, and gives dad’s financial advice. Bobbie had to take her Austin Powers t-shirt off in the middle of the theater.

Welcome to Water Closet Arena, choose your favorite fighter. Bobbie explains the most unbelievable premise of a dinosaur theme park. Brian would pause for a talking cow, but not that long. Chad celebrates the anniversary of avoiding Ricardo. Allen shares too many awkward strip club stories. Ricardo’s real life celebrity identity is revealed.

We try to make fitness resolutions for 2022, and not just “fitness donut into our mouths”. Chad feels the thrill of transforming animals, and the agony of bad gift faces. Allen feels the excitement of swinging through New York City, but also the fear of being surrounded. Brian feels punished by the Jedi order, when all he wants to do is to build a lightsaber.

Jump all over the couch and join us, listeners! Allen is always hoping you’re about to reference a Seagal movie. Bobbie is traumatized by things that aren’t supposed to be scary from the 90s. Brian lives in real fear, and The A-Team won’t be there to save him with a cabbage cannon.

Welcome from your other universes, listeners. Don’t mind our young, hot aunt. Allen tells the cautionary tale of a real urban legend. Other than one important event, Bobbie wonders why the “Mandela Effect” only changes the most trivial things. Chad wants the system of “have your cake and eat it too”-ism. But really, don’t we all? Brian’s kids don’t watch TV, so they won’t be watching a defrosted banana try to revive an old network.

Renew your throwback fashion memberships and join us, listeners. Brian wants to live a full life of manufactured regret. Allen wished no success for a popular Netflix film, but he doesn’t know why. Chad wants to start a clothing line with fruit-cut fashions.

Lace up your soap shoes and grind through another episode with us. Bobbie threw heavy objects this weekend, in true Scotswoman fashion. Allen blew his chance to help bring back a classic tradition, because he didn’t want to get got. Chad researches very 90s things for us, and is excited for new episodes of a 90s cartoon. Brian recalls his dark days as a nerd gatekeeper.

Allen comes back to the water closet, but he almost didn’t make it. Ricardo thought Allen was thirsty, but it was just for water. Chad feels Dog is becoming something not of this Earth. Brian is concerned about Stallone’s career trajectory.

On this very special episode of Atomic Mind Dump, we remember our brother Tony in the only manner we know how, with immature sincerity. Chad kicks things off with a toenail anecdote. Ricardo has a new look, new name, and new priorities. Allen still can’t understand the concept of rock fights. Bobbie made big changes to escape a possible curse. Brain has a Walter White view of his life.   Rest in peace, Tony.   Music: Boyz II Men - It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday © 1991 UMG Recordings, Inc.

Welcome to the water closet, please maintain three points of contact here. Brian cancels his subscription, hoping society will come to its senses. Chad could never hitchhike. Not with those thumbs. Don’t concentrate on Allen’s finger, or you will miss all that Heavenly glory. DeLiRiOuS confuses the guys with his extra long meal timing.   Originally recorded on Jan. 29, 2021. Sadly, this is the final episode of Atomic Mind Dump with its original founder, Tony. Rest in peace, brother.

Welcome to the Atomic Mind-- wait. Gunshots? Gunshots? Brian is zen on the streets but a dude in the bathroom. DeLiRiOuS is confident that his sword can’t be reached. Chad doesn’t understand why people cut their palms and walk through swamps. Allen continues to nerd out over 3D printing.   Originally recorded on Jan. 22, 2021

Content warning: This episode contains language, violence, and light treason. Allen is surprised by the state stick laws. Brian was so impressed by a movie role, he didn’t even see what’s her face. Chad is impressed by the range of the director of Happy Feet. DeLiRiOuS makes his own shorts, because he refuses to wear them above his knees.

Chad believes in 4D aliens that look back in time and laugh at us. Allen just wants Colin Farrell to do well. Brian was close to finding Bigfoot, so he was silenced by the “power company”. DeLiRiOuS celebrates the racial range of LDP.

We stepped into the water closet on New Year’s Day to record this episode. Brian discovers the freedom of making sausages. Allen is, literally and figuratively, a big fan of individually wrapped toes. Tony judges us all, because of his upbringing, and his royal feet. Chad wants us to open OnlyFans pages to compete with each other. Yes, Allen printed one, and it works!

Line up for shots of this sugar water, listeners. Brian wants to go on a presidential diet, and use only prestige toilet tissue. Tony had a bidet that turned into a Lethal Weapon. Allen wants to be called Airwolf in the kitchen. Nice guy Chad makes a rookie mistake in the supermarket. End Song: Emotional Sad Piano Music by Mattia Cupelli www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JYHk_D5A44

Content Warning: This episode may make you... hungry. Brian isn’t passing up the chance to get a quantity discount on tamales. Allen is catching the vapors over Tony’s freestyle skills. Tony describes his experience eating Neverfood. Chad throws a wet blanket of extra sauce over our dry food talk. Ricardo is willing to back his bros up, right or wrong.