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The solstice, coconut oil, technology, religion, Bezos, Daniel’s first public apology, the power of text, Bob Hope, jerks, pajamas, the week of Geoffy, Daniel’s birthday, basic bitches, Valhalla, the Realm of Dho, idea corner, P90X Extreme Ultra Thrust, and the government!

Tay Tay and and KP, Geoff’s dick, old and wobbly dentures, Comey, stand up shows, closers, how to get famous, McGriddles, birthdays, Wild Ginger, the Blob, perfect joke writing, Vice, plans, nipples, dicks, home security, and sex robots!

Gank Bros, Def Geoff, LA Pizza, 365 by Whole Foods, juice, tumors and spleens, 9/11, Andy’s dick again, church camp, weight loss, gay birds, mayonnaise, internet bullying, Hitler’s janitors, Deep Impact, space movies, Geoff’s grandma, idea corner, Matt’s blood, fear, drugs, hospitals, dog people, and birthdays!

Andy’s dick, the sun, spleens, mescaline, sex on the first date, The Big Six, the other Ben Foster, 4D, Geoff’s hiatus, omelets, Bumble, impressions, Silverlake, segments, Operation Summertime, Chris Cornell, Los Angeles, Mila, gangs, honking, idea corner, and free rent.

Bitch Burrow, telescopes, spare panties, shoulder cancer, twink bot, Western Justice, poppers, underage drinking, fear, meth, idea corner, boners, prostates, Geoff’s journey, pot, horny goat weed, gym tips, the biz, and porn.

  Drunk cooking, lost innocence, food numbers, our fans, Kate’s memories, hand salad, deconstructed menu items, breakfast, pizza budget, smoothies, Mike Flynn, Of Mice and Men, the simulation, America the great, guns, Matt’s mutation, Canada, the Northern Lights, geography, ideas, Geoff’s face, what broke Geoff, hot dogs, cheese, and words!

What Geoff looks like, if Geoff was a pumpkin, Coachella, bad luck, counties, biker knowledge, hand gestures, noises, talking backwards, the devil in court, Dan’s hair, raunchy comedy, salad, stuff Dan hates, cowboy boots, tattoos, movies, suicide, snowflakes, and more noises!

Mugs, Beauty and the Beast, gay dads, reality shows, big news, Nic Cage, long division, diets, bananas, glory holes, job interviews, the fate of the show, bath accessories, footie pajamas, Dick Fondue, and reading chairs.

Venus and Serena Williams, Zelda, film, eating Soylent, Dan’s dic, public access, truth serum, addiction, chips, pole sitting, sad stories with Geoff, documentaries, the space race, pole sitting, the machine story, sex grooming, sexual awakenings, pole sitting, Thor, nerd rage, pole sitting, the lost episode, and punk!!!  

Forgetting words, diversity, buttilingus, vaping, our audience, Home Depot, Geoff’s neighbor, cheeseburgers, fuck these guys, relief-sturbating, bear clubs, the great walrus, western justice, Jay Leno, if Geoff was pope, a grip of witches, church donuts, God’s house, Christian rock, the bible, going away party, groundbreaking crap, idea corner, shashing porn, and codependency!