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15 minutes | 7 hours ago
Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing
Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.
6 minutes | 8 days ago
Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse
Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.
18 minutes | 14 days ago
Episode 3 - Now Hiring
Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.
19 minutes | a month ago
Episode 2 - Ben
Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind.
2 minutes | a month ago
On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.
16 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 1 - Launch Party
Mallory and Ben host a launch party at a cold but well-attended children’s playground in Queens. Frozen bagel bites feature as appetizers and projectiles.
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