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Asinine Wisdom

42 Episodes

63 minutes | 2 months ago
Trigger Warning: Cool as a Kid on Power Wheels
In our final episode of 2020, we talk about the finest Christmas film of all: Christmas Vacation. Plus, we discuss Christmas traditions, our plans for the holidays, Christmases gone wrong, gifts we wish we had gotten as kids, and what we hope for the new year. Thanks so much for listening this year, and we will see you in 2021! Have a happy holidays!
66 minutes | 3 months ago
Trigger Warning: Oboe-ned
In the penultimate episode of 2020, the fellas talk about the most ridiculous ending to a football game they've ever seen from this past weekend, what they wish they'd have kept doing from their younger years, the trend of Christmas lights, instruments that have no place in certain genres of music, and things that are free that bring them joy.
68 minutes | 3 months ago
Trigger Warning: The Kings of PCB
On this week's episode, the fellas talk about the weird way maps are folded, the concept of a sitcom they once sold, how the British have mastered talk shows, ideas for a sequel to their Christmas short film, the new "stay at home order" in California, and video games that should be turned into movies.
64 minutes | 3 months ago
Trigger Warning: Horny Bug Spray
In this episode, the fellas relive random childhood memories, discuss why the brain remembers random bits of data, talk about film and comedy as an art form, people that have transcended their profession to become something greater, and finally Daryl's shocking new side job.
75 minutes | 3 months ago
Trigger Warning: Two Jive Turkeys
It's the holiday season! The boys talk their favorite foods for Thanksgiving, when it's okay to start celebrating Christmas, traditions they love and miss from their childhoods, AND Jake gives a recipe for how to cook a perfect turkey! Enjoy and be thankful, Asininers!
73 minutes | 4 months ago
Trigger Warning: Democracy for 500
You're probably already pretty sure what we're talking about in this episode, right? Yep! We're talking Election Day (Century) 2020! How it went, where it could go from here, and the work left to do. Plus, we talk about Dave Chappelle and his monologue on SNL and we discuss the absolute legend we lost this weekend in Alex Trebek. What is "Rest in Peace?"
75 minutes | 4 months ago
Trigger Warning: GO VOTE!
We cannot stress enough to you the importance of voting. That's why we talk about tomorrow's election throughout the entire podcast. We get if you don't want to listen to that. You have that choice. But if you make that choice, please make the choice to vote as well. Don't mail in your ballot anymore. Take it to an official polling place or drop box. If you DO decide to listen to the episode, we speculate WILDLY about what could possibly happen in Tuesday's election and in the aftermath.
78 minutes | 4 months ago
Trigger Warning: Call of Civic Doodie (feat. Katie Elsaesser)
In this episode, we guys talk about Daryl's new workouts and his... ahem, regularity. Also, Jake tells the story of getting food poisoning seven miles into the wilderness, and we're also joined by friend of the show Katie Elsaesser who explains her torrid past as a competitive jump roper. Yes, you read that correctly. Plus... THE IMPORTANCE OF VOTING. With the election next week, it's important you send your ballot in ASAP or, if you feel safe to do so, GO VOTE!
81 minutes | 5 months ago
Trigger Warning: Rub-On Herpes
What a weird f***ing week... We talk about all of it. Or as much as we can, starting with what the world is talking about: Trump got COVID. What does that mean, what could really be going on? It's like a conspiracy theory happening before our very eyes! Except... it's... not a conspiracy? Plus, we talk about if it's okay to joke about death or, more specifically, a particular person's death, and how we're holding up in the midst of the continued craziness.
74 minutes | 5 months ago
Trigger Warning: Liquid Nut Goo
On this Trigger Warning, Jake and Daryl talk Russian bots, roommates stealing food, how they would reform education, why they think participation trophies are bad, and the importance of perseverance.
85 minutes | 5 months ago
Trigger Warning: Backwash Mouthwash
On this Trigger Warning, Jake and Daryl play a horrific, yet easy round of "Would You Rather," while discussing confederate statues and how people defend them, feeling uncomfortable about football being back, what will happen to the U.S. Supreme Court now that Ruth Bader Ginsburg has passed, and they explore the old website of a cult.
95 minutes | 6 months ago
Trigger Warning: Express Yourself
In the first Trigger Warning, Jake and Daryl talk about how they've changed physically, mentally, and emotionally during this weird and wild year, things they've learned about other subjects and themselves, and how comedy helps them talk about what's difficult.
12 minutes | 6 months ago
Update! New episodes coming called: Trigger Warnings!
Jake gives all you Asininers an update about the show and a new type of episode we'll be doing called: Trigger Warnings! It will be an opportunity for Jake and Daryl to catch up and talk about all things that have triggered them lately, both bad AND good. Yes, the traditional debate episodes with guests will still happen as well. But these will give the boys the opportunity to stretch their legs a bit and keep bringing you more and new content. It might not be good, but it'll be more and new.
100 minutes | 7 months ago
B. Dave Walters: Prison Chickens
He's as delightful as he is tall! We welcome the terrific B. Dave Walters back to the program, this time not to discuss our misconduct as buddy cops in our awesome short film, but instead to talk wrasslin' as the modern day version of The Globe Theatre, what video game we're on track to making a reality, and how we can harness the power of Karens for good!
115 minutes | 7 months ago
Brandi Nicole Payne: A Buffet of Belief
In our longest, most serious, and introspective episode yet, we are joined by longtime friend Brandi Nicole Payne (Muted, The Mentor). We tackle heavy topics, discussing the difference between having a conversation and educating someone, how organized religion should evolve with society, and, perhaps most importantly, the perfect layout to a grocery store.
97 minutes | 7 months ago
Jeremy Steven Walker: New and Used Babies
This week it's Jeremy Steven Walker (Hicksters, Pathfinder: Knights of Everflame, Sagas of Sundry) joining us to talk the benefits of legalizing marijuana, the perfect burrito, and the most socially impactful moments from sports!
90 minutes | 7 months ago
Craig Frank 2.0: 'Querque Soosh
The boys. Are. BACK. After a stint with Geek & Sundry, Jake and Daryl get back to their roots with the podcast format. The first guest back is none other than Craig Frank! In this supersized return episode, Craig and the fellas discuss what they'd do in an empty mall, a celebratory meal we should all eat if world peace is achieved, and the best format for potatoes. Plus, the episode features a legitimate, serious discuss about systemic racism in America.
71 minutes | 3 years ago
Jill Zwarensteyn: The Grease 3 Treatment
Jill Zwarensteyn (HumorTravelLife.com) joins us to talk sequels that were better than the original, how to update "Say No to Drugs," the best trends of the 90s, and the best historical figure to meet.
70 minutes | 3 years ago
Rob Gokee: Pratt Tax
We're back with Rob Gokee of Tacocity discussing the 3 albums we'd have on an island, the movie we'd show to a person that's never seen one, extinct animals you'd bring back, and the best edible food delivery system!
73 minutes | 3 years ago
Jake and Daryl: Talking to Ourselves
Jake and Daryl finally get around to answering your emails and questions! Not well. But they answer them nonetheless. Learn more than you've ever wanted to about these idiots in this new solo episode!
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