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Rev Flo provides an ADIDAS update, and the guys discuss the plight of the older man who just wants to hang out in arcades. There is mustache talk, bowling shoe etiquette, and toy nostalgia. The guys plan a trip to Dave & Busters. Lil’ Skweeque almost kills his whole family.

Wow. Not really sure what to say about this episode, a truly stirring birthday tribute to one of our most loyal listeners. Skweeque gets a new nickname. Dick Loverboy comes up with a brand new character. Rev Flo experiences Sweet Death Illumination. And three old white guys have spirited discussions about customer service, misgendering, and hip-hop.

As is often the case, this episode truly has everything. Groundhogs, UGA Football, Gas Stoves, Beaver Cheek Meat, flatulence, and Teen Wolf. The guys also fondly remember Herschel Walker and Ron Jeremy, and they share some Toppers stories.

The guys celebrate the University of Georgia Bulldogs football team’s back to back national championships. They discuss Tecmo Bowl, Ace Vane, and Asian Mist. RIP David Crosby, Okefenokee Joe, and Flower the Meerkat. There is talk of Kitty and the Slug, Duck Pin Bowling, Ping Pong, Dolly World, Opryland, and Six Flags. Dick Loverboy considers that Carny Lifestyle and delivers a new Shit Story Glory. And Reverend Florist tells tale of a water-skiing youth minister with diarrhea.

Happy New Year! The Rev gets a stinkbug in his coffee. The guys talk about buttholes, cocaine, and college football. Dick Loverboy has a very emotional Peloton workout, comes up with a new style of standup comedy, and gives a terrible history lesson. Lil’ Skweeque loves Lauren Boebert. Oh, and GO DAWGS!!!

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! The guys welcome Henry Mitchell III back to The Bunker. There is talk of Mr. Beast, Johnny Depp, space cannons, and bad morticians. The guys debate their ability to punch their way out of a coffin. There is more talk of bad artists and talking politics with your family. Dick Loverboy does his own research and encourages people to vote. Henry drops a Shit Story Glory and a tremendous turkey story. Lil Skweeque talks about the Chinese Chain-smoking Marathon Man, and that leads to a discussion of John Daly, true American Hero. The guys talk college football, the Weird Al movie, and whether DLB is actually Roku Rich.

After a bit of a break, the guys get back toether to discuss big bowling energy, Lil’ Skweeque’s price for entry, and giving God the credit. DJ Dick Loverboy gets scolded for his track selection. They talk about the Georgia-Tennessee game and college athlete bodies. No one won the Powerball, and that leads to some tension. And, this podcast may have a cocaine problem.

Beastmode plays at Athens Porchfest! Lil’ Skweeque battles the Home Owners’ Association! Dick Loverboy starts a new Instagram. Reverend Florist gets the Covid. The guys discuss King Beds, the British monarchy, and Herschel Walker’s Senate campaign.

The guys answer some serious questions in this episode. Does every village have a Big Pete? Could Lil’ Skweeque bowl a cat? Does Evangelical Christianity take a soft stance on suicide? Are corgis entitled? Is Stetson Bennet good at football? Is Armageddon Afterparty huge in North Korea? Will Dick Loverboy actually start a new Instagram account? Does the US Open have the most amazing bathrooms in the world?

After a couple of vacations, the guys get together to discuss paraplegia, bowling, peers, and syphilis. There is also talk of stretching, dying, and cutting ketamine with jello. And for some reason, Dick Loverboy closes with a harrowing tale of mercy-killing a deer.

The guys come together for their landmark 250th episode. They talk about bowling, Covid, and drop-kicking kangaroos. Lil’ Skweeque and Rev Flo recall the Tim Capello show and discuss the movie The Lost Boys. They debate some terrible superpowers, talk about step-sibling porn, and briefly discuss the January 6 hearings.

The guys come together to talk about vacation plans, maps, and the destruction of the Georgia Guidestones. They fondly remember Esperanto, talk about ways that things could have been worse, and ponder whether all dragons go to Hell. Rev Flo apologizes to Donald Trump for besmirching his good name. Dick Loverboy gets swindled by a fan. They discuss other podcasts, grundle butter, and quarry camping. Rev Flo wonders who has been dooking in his yard.

The guys come together to wonder if it is hot enough for you. They talk about ice cream, beef n cheese, a little politics, and Baker’s Math. DLB talks about an upcoming DJ gig. There is also talk of pet store sexy time, Amish villains, and defending oneself against cats.

The guys get together to dish about Gutter Jon, thirsty armadillos, and Alabama jailbreaks. They stroll down memory lane and try their best to avoid the Noid. They face some fears and debate the necessity of taking things to the next level. And DLB Jenkins spills his whiskey.

The guys talk about bowling and coffee again. They discuss the pending Norm Macdonald post-mortem standup special, the series finale of ALF, Saved by the Bell, homeless sex, and how to stop a sneeze. There is talk of gorilla buttocks, heart trouble, and Nicholas Cage. Dick Loverboy apologizes to the Delaware State lacrosse team and comes up with a new catch phrase.

The guys open with the major announcement that Ozzy Osbourne has Covid, which opens the door for Jon’s palsy humor. They talk about the Oscar slap, bowling etiquette, and pooping in the woods. Rev Flo gets a new nickname. There is talk of coffee, Man Milk, and carpenter bees. There is a tremendous Truth Social update. DLB renames the movie “Contact,” and the guys offer a content warning.

The guys are really into bowling, smacking asses, and getting grandfathered in. There is a Russian warship update, some talk of other podcasts, and lots and lots of whale penis. They discuss Constitutional Carry laws, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the proper amount of penis on HBO. They wonder if Disney is full of pedophiles and wish RIP to Gilbert Gottfried and Bill Paxton.

The guys talk about bowling again. They complain about gas prices, discuss the most hardcore tattoo ever, and talk about baseball. Some guy was masturbating on a plane. Lil’ Skweeque is into stuck porn. Dick Loverboy takes a hard stance against trains, has a lot of tarps, and is not really into death videos.

Dick Loverboy has been rolling with an illegal ball! The Rev asks dumb questions. Lil’ Skweeque takes a hard stance on walking and reading. DLB is over Ukraine. The guys issue a Goldie Hawn challenge and debate the proper amount of penis on television. They talk about sodomy laws, the death penalty, and hanging meat. And Lil’ Skweeque tries to convince everyone that it is actually difficult to take a life.

The guys come together to discuss being too old to head bang, free throw routines, and whether Lil’ Skweeque has been poisoned to keep him from bowling. They debate kinesiology tape, talk about The Batman and the Oscars, and have a talk about daylight saving time. And Dick Loverboy wonders if he has met all off the ass-slapping friends that he will ever know.