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It's the Season 2 Finale! We made it, everyone. And it's almost the 2020 Finale, which you're probably more excited about. They say hindsight is 20/20, but some people are speculating that this phrase was actually a message from a future time traveller and we've just always misunderstood it. At any rate, listen to our Season 2 Finale while you're waiting for 2021. Who knows? It might make you laugh. LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen NEW! BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS: go.ahthepodcast.com/books EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/December

After their predictions for the day this episode drops, the ladies buckle down to business--and that definitely doesn't involve bringing the funk. Their subject today was a man of many titles and accomplishments whose ideas inspire their discussion through the Shopping Cart Theory and being contributors to society to a rare moment of silence. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen NEW! BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS: go.ahthepodcast.com/books EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/November

THEY DID IT! They got their sound working! Just in time for the last episodes of the season. Hey, they've told you before: this is what you get! Moving on...is Sage self-important and snotty? What happened 57 years ago and what's changed since then? Do you fill in the blanks? The ladies also discuss calling an end to friendships, life through a Christian lens, and their continuing struggle trying to get their point across without getting too heated. (Good luck with that!) EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/November

Reconstruction remains one of the most understudied and misunderstood periods of American history, so it stands to reason that the idea of reparations is, too. We hope that, no matter what end of the political spectrum you come from, you join us as we learn the real history behind them. We acknowledge that we're two white women discussing this incredibly difficult topic. We approach it from a place of love in wanting to be better and wanting to understand where we've come from, how we've been a part of it -- what our role has been in the past -- and how we can help going forward. We'll never understand what it's like to be BIPOC in this country, but we both feel it's one of the most important discussions needed today. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/November

Sage & Christa had a vague idea of when this would air and ended up giving good information that is useless to you for the next couple of years. However, they also bring football updates and Halloween ideas to the table. 2020 is weird, man. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/November

It's midnight in the Garden of Applesauce & Horsefeathers and the ladies discuss the good and the evil of Georgia's prettiest city. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/November

Sage receives a jury summons and Christa meets a Bernedoodle. (And who makes Boris Johnson look good?!) Look, if we forgot to tell you something, it's because it's 2020--you get it. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/October

After updates on loved ones' health, the ladies turn their attention to a bodacious woman who kicked ass and took no prisoners. Literally. Thankfully, Christa does most of the talking so Sage didn't have to mispronounce all the names. Wait a minute... was that on purpose?! EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/October

This minisode is all about focus. Or would have been, but someone needed to be a dancing potato first. There are definitely updates on our True Crime and Art Deco episodes, though. You can leave the door open and shout about that as much as you like! EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/October

Christa the Indecisive and Sage, the First of Her Name, finally travel to London, but lots of things happened ALL the time--was it too much for the ladies? Sage takes us through some little known fads, floods, and fires and Christa begrudgingly admits that Oliver Cromwell may have done one good thing. Come for the gin, stay for the beer! And Christa's List. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/October

Sage & Christa are exactly where they thought they'd be and they're taking you with them. Oof. It's okay, you can get your steps in while you listen. Or would you rather sit silently...watching? Adam Goldberg will judge you, though. Probably. (Don't forget Exciting Scenes are at the end of all minisodes!) EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/September

The ladies aren't wasting time with this one. All things watch-related are covered, from the original JCPenney model to the great heist of Marie Antoinette's pocket watch via courting candles, money laundering, and Paul Newman before winding down with the sad tale of the living Ghost Girls. (Oy, mista! Don't miss the choir of angels or Christa's rendition of the EastEnders theme song at the end!) EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/September

What do serial killers and football players have in common? We'll let Sage & Christa tell you. But first! One of the ladies went truffle hunting in February, one of them sits "like a lady" and discusses Edwardian It Girls, and they both agree that Los Angeles is doing...not great. Let's all hold hands as we sink into the ocean. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/September

Okay, team! No use delaying the inevitable--go do your Daily Dozen and get those helmets on to listen as Christa & Sage guide you through football history, sports movies, Super Bowl ring thefts, and...art therapy? Get going now--hustle, hustle, hustle! EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/August

Betcha thought the ladies abandoned the podcast. Not these two athleticists! Christa and Sage are back for an amazing, albeit shorter, season. Put in those earbuds and have a listen to these Exciting Scenes from the second season of Applesauce & Horsefeathers, premiering on September 7th! EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/August

It's been quiet out there. A little *too* quiet. Where have Christa and Sage been? What have they been doing? Will they ever record more episodes of this podcast? Why are they asking you questions you haven't actually pondered? Get all the answers in this special bonus episode before Season 2 starts! EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/August

Join Christa & Sage as they part the seas and crack wise for the Season 1 Finale! They share their favourite moments as well as an awesome medley of songs, re-introduce the podcats & poddog, give a shout-out to the end-of-year giveaway winners, AAAND announce the topic for the first episode of Season 2. (You'll never guess.) EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/December

Grab your quarters and head to the arcades with Christa and Sage for the last full episode of the season! Even though Christa would rather spend her time "arcade adjacent," the ladies still manage to give you the answers to hard-hitting questions such as, "Who shares initials with Chuck E. Cheese?" and "Why do I keep dying of snake bites?" EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/December

Christa gives Sage a bit of magic and the ladies issue a challenge, but just for funsies. Think you can complete it? Not part of the challenge, but don't forget to listen to the Exciting Scenes from Episode 19: Arcades! EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/December <-- If Christa manages to put it together in time. ;)

This episode has everything: steamy journals, murderous plots, and a Fairytale King. Oh, you need more? How 'bout Wagner operas, Bavarian castles, and bankruptcy? Plus we get to see Sage's patience in action as Christa tries to tell a joke. EPISODE NOTES: www.ahthepodcast.com/show-notes LISTEN: go.ahthepodcast.com/listen EXTRA GOODIES: go.ahthepodcast.com/newsletter SOCIAL MEDIA: @ahthepodcast THIS MONTH'S PLAYLIST: go.ahthepodcast.com/November