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Knifescream Cake & Birdbones Jones deal with some heavy shit in the midst of all the blessings. When you want something you have to build it & there's a lot of muck in the building business. If we can do it, you can do it, just one pile of bullshit at a time. With friendship, weed, realness, love & respect, anything is possible.

We're back! Ane we missed you! Life has been topsy-fuckin-turvey, Birdbones Jone & Knifescream Cake kept talking about manifesting change & now here we are, so much has changed & more to come still. But don't worry your pretty little head, we still keep it real, we're still dealing with love, bullshit, & realness. Come catch up. It's good t be back.

Knifescream Cake is back from a much needed vacation, Birdbones Jones' pregnancy marches on & the realness continues. Booty calls during non-booty call hours, partnership backup, checking your life, being appreciative of where you're at & what ya got.

It's February & we're all trying to make it through the best we can. Winter's got bitches restless over here! So much to do, so little motivation not to sleep through all of it. Birdbones Jones & Knifescream Cake look to the future, weigh our options, keep it real, & keep on keepin on

Rollin down the river of realness, Knifescream Cake & Birdbones Jones got a lot goin on but that ain't gunna get us down! From family issues & terrible sex etiquette to new jobs & moving up in the world we have it all on our plates. Luckily we came to the table hungry. 

Another guest! And FINALLY a man tells us his online dating experiences & this one's are varied & many! Sleezy E keeps it real, we keep it anonymous.

No haters, just daters. We show you how to not do it by the finest and the brightest of the dumbest mther fkers on the web. If you're trying to score with the ladies, asking if she's into pegging as your first message may not be the way to go. No judgments!! Just keeping it real and anonymous.

We delve in deep on a myriad of issues from Birdbones Jones' awkward family problems to Knifescream Cake taking the power into her own hands & manifesting positivity, makin shit happen. We also have a great scare moment that cracked us up while editing AND! our first fan from The Fam writes in to the email! Huzzah! Happy New Year Fam!!!!

At it again! We dish, we fish, we bitch, kickin it classic with that realness. If you don't know, now ya know n-word. 

We're on the upswing! Things are improving, bitches are moving forward & things are gettin done did. We aint playin no games out here but we do have BIG NEWS!!!! Change is afoot & it isn't even the new year yet. Strap yourself in, we're goin for a ride.

Another basket of bro bullshit & retarded romance. If we had a nickle for every time a guy said something rude on dating apps we'd have enough money to our own selves on a damn date! Also, Birdbones Jones drops some very relatable realness on this drop's bitchfest.

Birbones Jones & Knifescream Cake will always keep it real with you, for better or for worse. We mean it when we say shit gets real. This is a hard time of year for everyone, be kind to yourself first & find compassion for those around you, even if they're being fuck tards. It's like Jesus of Nazareth said, "If a mother fucker tryin to stop me, maybe he's just got problems."

People out here weren't raised right! Plenty of Fish messages are making these dudes look like dicks and we can only guess what these tricks and hos are up to out here, probably no good. We wanna hear from YOU!! Anonymously share your online dating experiences at @secretsalad666 on twitter & Instagram or idontknowwhoyouis@gmail.com. Knifescream Cake says all that needs to be said on this heavily relatable Bitchfest. Hallelujah to the truth.

We suffer loss, we talk about our past, confronting addiction, keeping life moving & making the best of it. That's what real love is.

We been dishin out this online dating advice for 20 weeks now & we sure hope somebody done learned somethin. If not, it's cool, we're gunna keep on keepin it on. And we have a very real and personal bitchfest on this mother right here.

As usual, Big News from Birdbones Jones! We check in with Knifescream Cake teetering on the fence about her past & her future. Big things & big gay feelings from Anonymous.

This time we read the classic Plenty Of Fish messages including a firing off of one-liners. It's your bi-weekly dose of online dating & the ever cathartic Bitchfest.

Wow. This one's a doozy. Not only do we being you the real raw human story of "Harry Twatter", a young standup comedian struggling with gender identity but we also join her at her part-time job as a sex-phone-operator, or as we like to call it, a "sexual enabler". We take live anonymous calls and hash through the truth of life while gentlemen jerk Themselves off, thank you very much.

A blast from the past!! A return customer! Pegasaurus comes back for more! We dissect the male attitude towards conversation in the online dating game. Knifescream Cake & Birdbones Jones let it be known.

We're back with another piping hot plate of real realness. Birdbones Jones is in the thick of it, with a new boyfriend becoming a fiance, bringing a kid into the mix and dealing with custody threats, there's nothing we can't get through. Knifescream Cake is walking through an inner struggle to find happiness & contentment while fighting to make her life better. That's what the good fight is all about & we know she's gunna destroy & conquer because she's bad ass as hell!