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Annie and Danny's FastPass Podcast
99 minutes | 6 months ago
17. Jumpin' Juniper Berries
Annie and Dan return to review Robert Redford's 2000 film 'The Legend of Bagger Vance" starring Matt Damon, Will Smith, and Charlize Theron. Alternate Titles: Edgy-homa, Bag That Vance, Dark Void of Night, Via Her Wiles, Covid Sex Test, Cincinnati Steamboat, Pervy Peepers, Slugger Vance, Neo-Minstrel
99 minutes | 7 months ago
16. Himbo Mimbo
This week Annie and Dan do another movie review, this time of the 2000 Nora Ephron dark comedy "Lucky Numbers" starring John Travolta, Lisa Kudrow, Ed O'Neill, and Bill Pullman. Alternative Titles: Discussional Details, Posthumous Fame Whoring, Evolutionary Johnny FairPlay, Buffs and Bugbites, Adelle Dazeem Himself, Crystal's Masturbating Cousin, Mormon Strip Clubs, Licky Numbers, Peelers Be Stealers.
101 minutes | 7 months ago
15. Blurred Beyond Bolivian
Annie and Dan return this week to review the 2000 Hornby / Frears / Cusack flick High Fidelity, starring John Cusack, Jack Black, Lisa Bonet, Catherine Zeta Jones, and a whole host of others. Alternate Episode Titles: Hooray For Hollywood, Boys! Everywhere!, Cool Yanni Shirts, Wigged Up Robbins, Sister Something, She's From Dane, Dodus the Taint, Grown Up Baby Men, Viscerally Grumpy, Killing Jack Black, Jason Mimosa, Beefy Hamilton
98 minutes | 8 months ago
14. Nouveau Shamanic: A Special OcCAGEion
Annie and Dan return this week to review the 2000 film "The Family Man' starring Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni, Don Cheadle, and Jeremy Piven. Directed by now-canceled Brett Ratner. Alternate Titles: AssButt and LimbArms, Umlaut Dating, Useless Minutiae, Mark the Chicken, Christmas is the MVP, #Confessions, Good Macking, Nothing But Jews, Pro BoHoe
98 minutes | 8 months ago
13. Fish Mayor
This week Annie and Dan return to review the 2000 Biographical Disaster Drama "The Perfect Storm" starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, John C Reilly, William Fichtner, John Hawkes, Diane Lane, and a million others. Directed by Wolfgang Peterson. Alternate Titles: A Chicken Eating Grain; Whore Movies, Maybe Stupidity, Clooney Butt Injection, Wet Cloon, Rescuing Yayhoos, Villainous Pescatarians, Big Dump Ducks, Horner Haters, Killer Fish Hook, Marry The Wave, Too Much Crotch
101 minutes | 8 months ago
12. Guacamole Prison Fight
This week Annie and Dan review the 2000 Sci-Fi Saga "Battlefield Earth" based on the book by L Ron Hubbard, and starring John Travolta, and nothing at all to do with Scientology whatsoever. Alternate Titles: A Disturbing Effort, Always Have a Patsy, Nerd Hurt Words, My Name is Terl, Chekov's Nitrogen, Battlefield Earth Fangirl, Probst-TSD, Dunder Mifflin Psychlo Edition, Psychlo Pre-Show, Amused by Ineptitude
89 minutes | 8 months ago
11. Bacon's Invisi-Dick
Annie and Dan are back to review year 2000 movie, Hollow Man. This film stars Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickins, and Greg Grunberg. Directed by Paul Verhoeven. Alternate Titles: Dualing Hepburns, Ebenezer Dumb One, Invisible Jurassic Park, Effective Effects, Hair Notwithstanding, Weird Butt Rock, Bad and Cheesy, More Dicks!, Crotching & Gyrating, Sebastian Cage
84 minutes | 9 months ago
10. Taming of the Shrew-Mole
Annie and Dan return to review 2000's Rom-Com "Miss Congeniality" starring Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Pratt, Michael Caine, and Candace Bergen. Whoooo Boy. Alternate Titles: Our Other Pardcart, Shrew-Moles, Satan's Panties, Broad with Two Asses, Submit to the Hotness, Casual Ass Slapping, Zero Research, Down to Clown, Hit Me With Your Fun Fact, Bradson Pittay, Depiction of the Peej
93 minutes | 9 months ago
9. Alexa, Play Sex Noises
Annie and Dan review 2000's Sports Drama, 'Love & Basketball' starring Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps, Alfre Woodard, Dennis Haysbert, and Harry Lennix. Written and Directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood. Alternate Titles- Everything's Coming Up Winslow, Bathketball in Barthelona, A Baller if You Will, Nerds Transcend Race, Skeletal Jaleel White, Ridin' on the D, Sorry High School Boys, Barthelona Baby
96 minutes | 10 months ago
8. Cooper: Not Sexy
Annie and Dan return this week to review 2000's teen dance movie "Center Stage" starring Amanda Schull, Zoe Saldana, and Peter Gallagher. Alternate titles: Fuck the Ballet, Prunes are Nature's Candy, Smoking Lessons, Cutie Cute Boy, She's No Perabo, What About The Understudy?, Tall Skinny and Strangely Featured, I Love Her as Rebecca, SMOKING!, Cooper Douche Inception, Pretty Inoffensive in General, You Sound Like a Hick
116 minutes | 10 months ago
7. The Villain LeAnn Rimes
Annie and Dan are joined this week by their friend from The Mickey Dudes, Jeff Williams, to review 2000's Nostalgia Epic "Coyote Ugly" starring Piper Perabo, Maria Bello, John Goodman, and Tyra Banks. Alternate Titles: Hell No H2O, Visitors from Facebook, Wide-Eyed Perabo, Budweiser Lobster, Self-Insert Yourself, Marilyn Stan, Fancy Jersey, Phantom of the Dive Bar, Sticky as Fuck, She Gots Rimes'd, Scarred by the Bar
88 minutes | 10 months ago
6. Who's David?
This week Annie and Dan review M. Night Shyamalan's "Unbreakable" starring Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, and Robin Wright. Alternate Titles: The Edward Version, Is He a Ghost Again?, Shamalammed, A Little Cheaty, Startling Lack of Curiosity, Clarfication, Baby Juh-May, Low Refreshment Level, Racing a Toddler, Stumbling and Crackling, My Friends Call Me Clarf.
79 minutes | 10 months ago
5. Gumball Head
This week Annie and Dan review 2000 British movie "Sexy Beast" starring Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley, Ian McShane, and a Demonic Rabbit. Alternate Titles - Living on Different Volumes, Chin Spanx, Stiffest Unnatural Positions, Teddy's Orgy, ASMR C**t, Spanish Silk Mowgli, Greasy Scientolgist Brothers, He Fucked Jackie, Amorously Robotic
104 minutes | 10 months ago
4. Self-Indulgent Wieners
Annie and Dan review Gone in 60 Seconds, an action heist movie from 2000 starring Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, and Giovanni Ribisi, directed by Dominic Sena. Alternate Episode Titles: Fart Be It from Me, Dan Sensory Experience, Cage's Large Cranium, Memey Hacking, Agnes Sprung a Leak, Tough to be a Working Man, Baby Chick Hair
95 minutes | a year ago
John Grisham's "The Congregant"
Annie and Dan begin their new series of movie reviews, starting with the 2000 Rom-Com "Keeping the Faith" starring Ed Norton, Ben Stiller, and Jenna Elfman. Alternate Titles: Forbidden Shiksa, Thanks Charles Minor!, Did I Like It?, Super Basic Biatch, Fully Clothed Sex Positions, Melrose Priest, Montages: Sexual or Otherwise, VIP Heaven
80 minutes | a year ago
Season 2 Episode 2 - Zeus Is a Ho
Annie and Danny return to discuss many things, such as one-star reviews, and an updated list of sexiest Disney characters. Alternate episode titles include: ASMR Voice, Bangarang Baby, Korean Toilet Ghost, Puzzleheads, On-Brand Procrastination, NSFWFHOK, Skrimp Eatin' Flamingos, Bouncing Baloo Booty, Bears Got Back, Little Bit of Lank, The Oracle of Annie and Danny
80 minutes | a year ago
Season 2, Episode 1 - Might've Could've
Dan and Annie return to heal the world. Other possible titles: Dames is Poison, Pim & Jam, Neopet Expansion Pack, There is No Best, Dat Queen Life, Thirsty on the Internet, Harem of Homies, and Virtual Hoarding
80 minutes | a year ago
Ep 133 - My License Plate is DIK-MAN
Alternate titles: "Is that how Cthulu Works?" "Donkey-Type Machines" "I Love a Grommet" "All Lions Sound the Same" "Here for Hot Jafar" "No Furries at the Hilton" "Cosplay is Not Consent" "Handies on the Track" "When Gondolas Attack" and "Eric Cartman as Prince Eric"
78 minutes | a year ago
Ep 132 - Disney Plus Size Queen
Annie and Danny make another triumphant return to talk Disney News, The Rage in the Twitterverse, and what they'd do at WDW if they were in charge.
83 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep 131 - Fitness Journey Thirst Traps
Other Episode Titles this week: "Always the Moochee", "The Godfather 3-D", "The Girl from Hoboken", "#Hag-ride", "Peak of Pique", "The Kermit or the Gay", "Nothing is Uglier Than a Thirsty-Ass Man", "Spilling the Tea", and "We're Gods Now"
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