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A collection of frustration and laughs from the AILBS archive.

This week its an emergency Hosty so Matt, Bob, John, and Huey can prepare you mentally and spiritually for the release of the most important episode of AILBS in history! Matt definitely doesn't believe in ghosts, Bob can't quite grasp the concept of sexting, Huey celebrates the power and wonder of marraige, and John vows to get his revenge on "Stephen Bellingham." OK Stupid, Star Wars, Legendary Correspondence, Querstions, and find out the location of the world's beastiality capital!

  This week Matt and JD sit down with local comedian, writer and teacher Bryan Preston to discuss body-positive role models and the sexual double edge sword, learn the difference between dashing and dumping, do some Shitstarters, a buttload of quearstions and delve deep into the human psyche.  

This week Matt and Bob sit down with writer and return guest Dave K. to discuss the complex racism of Wrestlemania. Matt loathes the show Fringe, Bob almost dies from eating Duck lard, and Dave reveals his dark obsession with Bambi's mother. A brand new Star Wars segment, Quearstions, and explosive complaining about the stupidity of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!!!

THis week Matt and John talk with improvisor and co-founder of the Charm City Comedy Project Keith Becraft about the true purpose of a coaster. Matt devises a plan to stop Michael Bay, John is STILL furious about Baltimore cyclists, and Keith exposes the truth behind Weird Al's recent success. A reformatted Snack Attack, Star Wars, Quearstions, and learn all about how big a piece of shit the Ultimate Warrior was.

  This week Matt and Bob talk with actor/singer/director/instigator Phil Docollo about the ordeal that it was to get him on the show. Matt pulls a knife, Bob doesn't want to hear your opinion in the movie theater, and Phil hates "modern art." Shitstarters! Quearstions! All this and a car juggling robot!

This week is an off-format hosty so the whole gang is here! Matt tries to kill Bob with laughter, John is NOT ugly, Huey gets a promotion, and hear all about Bob's hunking surgeon. Legendary Correspondence, Star Wars, Quearstions, and find out AILBS' solution to the healthcare issue!

This week Matt and John talk with (literal) jack of all trades Jack Sossman to figure out what is the best song to use to break up with someone. John knows a lot about Garth Brooks, Jack shits his pants while they are at his ankles, and Matt knows what two inches looks like. Snack Attack, Shitstarter, Quearstions, and the war of the tacos rages on.

This week Matt and John talk with puppeteer/fabricator/BROS Royalty Chuck Green about how potato salad has destroyed the internet. John confronts Chuck about why it took so long for him to be on the show, Matt writes Scooby Doo fan fictions, and Chuck thinks the internet is stupid. Legendary Correspondence, Shitstarter, Quearstions, and learn about the humble beginnings of Facebook 2.

This week Matt and Bob talk with actress and BROS member Srah "Flash" Gorman about her trip to China. Matt finally lands a decent segway, Sarah thinks communism is cool, and Bob is a liberal rebel. Legendary Correspondence, Quearstions, and the debut of a brand new segment called Star Wars!

This week Bob and Matt talk with actress/director Melissa O'Brien about what does and doesn't constitute "Burlesque." Bob wants to nuke Power Plant Live, Matt can barely describe a dance competition, and Melissa refuses to let anyone come to her wedding. Shitstarter, Quearstions, and a hundred percent more period blood!

This week Matt and John talk with bassist Peat Rains to talk about the social hierarchy of the juggling world. John hides from the commies, Matt is MAGCast's biggest fan, and Peat wishes people would talk to him about playing bass. Shitstarter, Quearstions, and find out where the hottest new vacation destination in Maryland is located!

This week Matt and John talk with guitarist Kevin Considine about the defining qualities of a slut. Matt learns about the "ass piece", John describes his technique for eating hard shell tacos, and Kevin glosses over having sex with a tranny. Shitstarter, Quearstions, and everyone wants to be in a band with the Werewolf.

The gang is all here for the celebration of the two year anniversary of AILBS! Bob pretends to take shits, John doesn't masturbate anymore, Huey finally has a Call Out that isn't work related, and Matt makes plans to kill John with a coconut. Legendary Correspondence, Shitstarter, Quearstions, all that and the destruction of the skit universe!

This week Matt and Bob talk with rollergirl Allyson Washington about her ideal first time. Matt wants more docile homeless people, Bob loathes internet dating, and Allyson gives her virginity away! Quearstions, OK Stupid, and find out about the AILBS Reward System!

This week Matt and John talk with internet wunderkind Steve Nicholson about the seedy underbelly of Facebook. John is taking Fallsway back, Steve wants to fuck an octopus, and Matt needs semen tanks. Shitstarter, Quearstions, and a Miley Cyrus conspiracy theory.

This week Matt and Huey talk with Frankie and Patrick O'Malley from the Chicago-based band The Safes! Matt continues his war against hard shell tacos, Frankie is a litterbug, Patrick only eats Super Dogs, and Huey hates his dog. Shitstarter, Quearstions, and a special appearance by an extremely hungover Curt Schmelz.

This week gangs all here with Tyler Marchant to celebrate getting to 100 episodes the only way they know how...by featuring every segment that has ever been on the show all in one episode! Buckle up, Buttercup!

This week Matt and Bob get together  with the brothers Marra, Johnn-O and Christian, to run a gaunlet of segments. The return of Saving Throw, a puppet themed OK Stupid, Quearstions, and even some Whoopie thrown in for good measure!

This week Matt and John talk with YouTube candy review celebrity Phillip Figglebottom!..oh, and this makeup FX artist Victor Acord. Victor is a spider, John wants to fuck the green M&M, and Matt dreams about a tranny musical. Quearstions, Shitstarter, and an EXCLUSIVE Phillip Figglebottom candy review!