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This week Nick and Jim announce the end of the show as we congratulate Nick on his promotion at his real job. As part of this last show, we discuss why we receive shitty service, small fast food bags, Al Sharpton picketing Kid Rock concerts and much, much more! Come join us as the party comes to an end!

This week we discuss Jared from Subway, The Rolling Stones tour, back to school shopping and a ton more!

This week Nick and Jim discuss gay marriage, someone buys a bedet, Almost Total Bullshit, and doomsday prep!

This week Nick and Jim discuss the Charleston church massacre, the abolishing of Confederate flags and the news anchor at Fox News who nearly killed someone by axing and much more!

This week Nick and Jim discuss internet creeps, Nick diagnoses Jim with Lupus, asshole toddlers and much more! 

This week we talk about Jim's brother, David, who rented a Lamborghini for a day for $1,300, Josh Duggar touching kids and fucking his own sisters and stuff, Guinness' World Record for taking the longest shit and much more!

This week we talk about Jim's family issues and Creflo Dollar, the man who has created the greatest scam of all time!

This week Nick and Jim try to record the show 3 times until finally technology obliges. We discuss #Deflategate and Tom Brady's balls, the Georgia high school principal who shouted at black people, a new business proposal.. aborted baby tetherball, more hate for old people and much more!

This week Nick and Jim discuss the Baltimore riots, how women should get their guys in bed, Jim has some advice for Lakeisha from Brielle and Almost Total Bullshit makes its return!

This week Nick and Jim discuss Ryan Gosling, Aaron Hernandez, Boston Marathon bomber, cops that shoot and run over assailants in OK and AZ, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore, before the riots. This unique 'cast is a meld of 2 recordings and Ryan Gosling fucked up both.. DAMN YOU RYAN GOSLING!

This week Nick and Jim discuss Jim's doppleganger, Robert John Lind, who was arrested for jerking off into a female co-worker's coffee cup. The reason will shock you! We also discuss "the most racist Craigslist post ever" and Almost Total Bullshit. Lots more in this action packed episode!

This week Nick and Jim discuss the #meerkat revolution, but only on iPhone.. c'mon Meerkat! We also talk Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty and how he'd like to rape kids and decapitate women. #AlmostTotalBullshit and more!

This week Nick and Jim discuss stuff in the news like the idiot millionaire Robert Durst who admitted to killing people while taking a piss Naked Gun style, the Empire season finale, March Madness and the NCAA tournament, the shooting in Arizona, and much more!

This week Nick and Jim offer condolences to one of our listeners who lost a loved one. We also discuss a picture of a veteran holding a baby cradled in a US flag which has caused a shit storm on the internet for some unknown reason, the first successful penis transplant and the possibility for 'vanity dicks' and we learn about Nick's truth in our new segment "We'll come up with a name for this shit later" and much more!

This week Nick and Jim discuss shitty fitness gurus, Saturday Night Live past and present, the I95 gold heist in North Carolina, the BJUI study about penis size, swinging dicks and much more!

This week Nick and Jim talk about the Oscars and Reese Witherspoon's #LookAtMyTits hashtag campaign.. or was that #AskHerMore? Jim's shitty neighbor. Guess who's mom is a piece of shit. Send all your pics of #MomAss to @AFatassPodcast!

This week Nick and Jim discuss UNC basketball coach Dean Smith's passing, our infatuation with celebrities, a guy shooting 3 Muslims in Chapel Hill and much more!

This week Nick and Jim introduce a new theme song for the show written by Mercedes M. Yardley during last show. We also talk Groundhog Day and why it's shitty, girls that get banned from dances for wearing not so ridiculous dresses, real estate agents who suck, why teenage girls feel safe confiding in Nick and a hell of a lot more!

This week Nick and Jim welcome back to the show author, blogger, baker, chicken raiser, uke player, and fellow podcaster Mercedes M. Yardley to discuss a variety of topics including German pancakes, police shootings, a guy who chopped off his fingers, and online gaming among many other things! 

This week Nick and Jim discuss Nick's cheat day, the nuances of farts, a teenager who posed as a OBGYN doctor for a month, Kevin Smith's upcoming show in FL, John Holmes back in court, Taylor Swift, the Justin Bieber roast, past Comedy Central roasts, 2 Chainz v. Nancy Grace and more!