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This week, we help Billy deal with his productivity-killing roommate. We also discuss Ben's tax situation. Have a question? Need advice? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we predict that Icaro's book will be successful. We also suspend the fluid update and discuss Mt. Rushmore.

This week, we warn Diane against making some extra cash in her spare time. We also discuss jellybeans, Task Rabbit, and fifteen minutes of other things that never made it into the episode. Have a question? Need advice? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we help Tim choose between friends and sleep. We also do some other stuff, but not too much stuff because we don't want to get in more trouble! Have a question? Need advice? Send it our way at AmateurTarot.con or text it to 314-325-6047 and we'll answer it on an upcoming show.

This week, we take your feedback seriously and help Katie with a guy who's ghosting her. Need advice? Have a question for the cards? Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to our hotline at 314-325-6047 and we will answer it on an upcoming epsiode.

This week, we help Michael ditch his roommate and live life on his own terms. We also get our first one star review. Have a question? Need advice? Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314.325.6047 and we will answer it on an upcoming episode.

This week, we turn Sam into a master conversationalist. We also discover Clippy is a lost LOL and trademark a new beverage. Need advice? Have a question? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047 and we'll answer it on an upcoming episode.

This week, we help (?) Rob handle a disagreement with a friend. We also do a performance review for the USPS and write your review for you. Need advice? Send us a question at AmateurTarot.com or text us at 314-325-6047 and we will answer is on an upcoming episode.

This week, we help Kim figure out how to spend time now that they've gotten rid of social media. We also plug our favorite cooking shows and are interrupted by a lost dog (don't worry—we helped it get home). Have a question? Need advice? Ask away at AmateurTarot.com or text us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we help Terry figure out the best way to promote his music. The fluid update becomes an official part of the show, performance review and the spread go on the chopping block. Have a question? Need advice? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we are live (well, we were yesterday) from the AT studio hosting a holiday spectacular. Guests. Games. Gifts. And a whole lot more. This was not recorded on our usual gear, so we apologize for the serviceable (rather than spectacular) sound quality. But it is well worth a listen. Thank you to everyone who joined us live in studio and at home. We are off next Monday, but if you need advice in the new year, please send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047. Happy New Year!

This week, we give Robert some advice for living on his own. We also spend most of the show on the fluid update. 2019 AMATEUR TAROT X-MAS SPECTACULAR: Join us live on Facebook on Sunday Dec 22nd at 1pm (GMT -6 / CST) for games, presents, live readings, call ins, guests and more. Join our facebook group at facebook.com/groups/amateurtarot to find the link to the live feed.

This week, METATRON RETURNS. We also help Lucy make friends as an adult. Now, important announcements! First, save the date on December 22nd. We will be hosting a (Facebook) live Amateur Tarot Christmas spectacular, and we'd love for you to join us. There will be games, a roaring fire, egg nog, and live readings! Second, if you would like an audio holiday greeting from the tarot bros, please post what you'd like us to read (30 seconds or less) at Facebook.com/groups/amateurtarot.

This week, we help Sid get motivated. We also discuss Ben's big idea for airlines, a holiday limited-time only offer, and dental work. Need advice? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to 314-325-6047 and we'll answer it live on the air.

This week, we help Kate become an exceptional cat mom. We also bust out the 2019 USPS Holiday Gift Guide, discuss all the Kevins in Ben's life, and coin some new sayings. Need advice? We'd love to give you some. Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we help Jorge navigate a potential career change with a 🚨 NEW SPREAD 🚨. We also do an Amateur Traveler Watch, a Snowden alien update, and...METATRON. Need some advice? Let us let the cards give it to ya. Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we help Angie grow her business to six figures. We also talk about 1.5 speed, Ben's new podcast Fast Flix (TM), and learn what the Moon actually means. Have a question for the cards? Send it our way at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we help Lauren start her journey toward creating a tarot deck. We also discuss Ben's Christmas list, king size candy bars, and we try not to get cancelled. Have a problem we can solve? Send us your question at AmateurTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

This week, we celebrate our three year anniversary! Have a question we can answer with our non-mystical powers? Send it to us at AmatuerTarot.com or text it to us at 314-325-6047.

Live from our new studio, we tell Nick everything he wanted to know about his future. We also potentially peak? Have a question? We want to answer it. Send it to us at AmateurTarot.com or text it to 314-325-6047.