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The trio of talking of bullshit have returned with a new show from another ‘80 horror movie called Death Spa. A spa so revolutionary in workout equipment that people are dieing to use it and these 3 men just have to talk about after their short stint at the Detroit Jack Off Club. They bring tales of when wrestling was good, internet rumors, back to the festivus pole, the UFC 196, a little craigslist freakshow, a little news, and some what you’ve been watching? The boys come back with a rundown of Death Spa. We get feedback from Jim, fake Cordell, drunk Stan, Jared, and Craig, and another fake Cordell call in to the show while we get emails from Stan, Jake, and a couple new guys named Luke and Nate. Thanks for the feedback. If you want to get a hold of the show :email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comvoicemail : 206-309-4819 and on Twitter :Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob : @darthballsacMarch 7, 2016

The heroes of the 3rd best podcast in the world are back and in record time of just before their voicemail line was shut off again. They boys start off a tad and rusty and it just goes down hill from there. Ballsac brings back an oldie of “Craigslist Freakshow” with an exilerating offer they can’t say sloppy seconds to. Tyler brings us some news from his favorite site about some upcoming movies. Then three talk some “what have you been watching?”, sponsored by Tyler’s low club.  After a word from our parents,we get into the meat and potatoes of the show with a rundown of High Tension. After that we get a healthy discussion on what went down in our minds, and our shorts to really give this movie a good talking over, while Ballsac clams up. We finish the show off with a low amount of feedback from Newty (who popped our NEW voicemail lines cherry 206-309-4819) and Cordell. We play some special music this episode Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com Voicemail : 206-309-4819 Twitter : Tyler : @slipknot123 Jason : @strangeland_bls Rob : @darthballsacFebruary 6, 2016

The 3rd Best Podcast in the World has resurfaced for a new show in a new year. The had a nice long break to talk about as they get reacquainted. Tyler comes back with adventures over the holidays, Jason makes a triumphant best and worst list for 2015, Ballsac fucks up his list, and all 3 just shoot the shit about UFC, wrestling, video games, pictures, etc.. Oh, and they eventually talk about some movies. The boys do actually talk about Return to Sleepaway Camp, the movie that almost killed All My Heroes, and make it very brief. Our trio of tata whisperers get feedback from Jake, Jim, Gus, Cordell, and Busta Rhymes. Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : High TensionJanuary 17, 2016

Our heroes and Angela come back for the third installment of Sleepaway Camp in an extra special drunken audio rampage. We try to get a story from Horrorhound out of Jason and he makes it a quick story. Tyler gets a couple things off his chest before we jump into “what you’ve been watching”.  We get into the rundown of Sleepaway Camp 3 and see just how drunk and mentally slow Ballsac truely is during this show. I’m not sure if our heroes talk or laugh more during this show, so be prepared for full nonsense. We get feedback from Ryan, Jared, Craig, and Cordell with a 3 part voicemail because our voicemail line is trained to keep his calls on a time limit. Music from the show is Motionless in White and Mushroomhead   Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Return to Sleepaway CampOctober 11, 2015

Well, we are back to bromance each other with some bullshit. The boys missed each and decided to chat about video games, wrestling, and some “what you’ve been watching”. The trio do their best to bore each other in every subject brought up, so enjoy! Music from the show is 5 Finger Death Punch   Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Sleepaway Camp 3September 27, 2015

The boys are back and they bring in a special guest. Newty joins us as the expert of commentary and silence. Tyler brings us a couple news stories, a top something list full of lies, and talk about a concert he and Ballsac seen at different locations but the same bands. We get into some wat you’ve been watching before we bring the commentary of Sleepaway Camp 2, only the ways the boys can do. We cap the show off with feedback from Killerklown, Jerking Jared, Jake the snake, and Ryan is back from across the pond. Music from the show is Lamb of God  Don’t forget to catch Newty on twitter : @newty28and on his podcast : NFW Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Sleepaway Camp 3August 18, 2015

Its sort of a B & J show back to do a quick rundown of It Follows. So the meat of the show is normal minus the main man Tyler, who will be back for Sleepaway Camp 2. Ballsac and Jason talk a little Ant-Man and get into some WWE and UFC talk in the beginning of the show to get things started. Jason does a quick rundown while Ballsac throws his 2 cents in just for fun. Then the duo go crazy with hypotheticals and wrong views at the end. Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Sleepaway Camp 2July 22, 2015

Our heroes return, after a few cases of beer to finally bestill upon us another show. But first the boys clear the air, talk a little news, hear a few “are you fucking with me stories” and a long list of “what you’ve been watching.” Then we hit the “meat” and potatoes of the show with a rundown of Sleepaway Camp.  Our feedback this show comes from Killer Klown, Slapnuts Stan, PC Craig, Jerkin Jared, Jim, Jake the snake, Cordell, and feedbacker Nichole. The music for the show is from Austrian Death Machine. There may be a little something on the back end too.   Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Sleepaway Camp 2July 6, 2015

The boys have returned with another episode of the 3rd Best Podcast in the world and do they have a treat for you! Nothing changes when the trio get together, they rip each other, fall in love, and drop the soap multiple times to entice you listeners. Ballsac starts off being wrong, again, Tyler brings in the wrestling talk before going completely off script. Tyler brings the news, Ballsac brings some “are you fucking with me”, and Tyler has an Unsolved Mystery he would like the listeners before we jump into “what you’ve been watching”.  The boys jump into the rundown of Final Exam and get off topic on multiple occassions. There may or may not have been really close to another Jason X rundown, I guess you will have to listen to the whole show to find out. We finish off with feedback from Stan, Emily, Craig, Jared, Jake, Jim, and Gwen.  But thats not all! stick around the after the outro for a little peek behind the scenes of the show we just had to share with everyone. The youtube videos are of Francis we enjoy at the end.   Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Sleepaway CampMay 25, 2015

The boys are made whole again with the return of Tyler. Tyler explains where he has been and reconnects with Jason and Ballsac on a few things. The Ballsac bashing starts right off the bat, so it makes for a long show for him. Tyler bashes the new podcast, Xpodables, that Jason and Ballsac do on this feed. The boys talk some headlines before we go over What You’ve Been Watching and Ballsac reads an Are You Fucking With Me? Our feedback comes from Jerkin Jared, Ryan, Jake, Crackhead Craig, and Cordell makes his return.  Voicemail : 206 203 2487Email : allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.comGet us on Twitter Tyler : @slipknot123Jason : @strangeland_blsRob/Ballsac : @darthballsac next time we meet : Final Exam (1981)March 27, 2015

Jason is back!, and the Heroes are 3 once again. The trio are back at their old habits of Tyler and Jason bicker like an old married couple, and when that grows tiresome they bash on Ballsac. The boys talk a little Superbowl and its commercials. Jason brings his top 3 / bottom 3 for 2014 and sets Tyler straihjt on the rules. Ballsac brings an are you fucking with me story before we go through What you’ve been watching? The Heroes rundown Bay of Blood in their own special way. Ballsac fucks up a lot and teaches Tyler a few new words. We get 1 piece of feedback from Jake. Jason requests that you listeners get your shit together and send in your feedback.  If you want to get a hold of the show or send in your own questions, email us at allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call us 206-203-2487. Send us your questions! Next up is supposed to be The Town that Dreaded Sundown(2014). ( streaming on Netflix ) Go help out : www.gofundme.com/grantstanleyFebruary 4, 2015

Tyler and Ballsac go without Jason 1 more time ( hopefully the last time for a while ) and bring on 2/3 of the Time After Time Horror podcast, Crackhead Craig and Slapnuts Stan. They join the dimwitted duo for the entire show. Starting it off with a news story from Tyler and we talk about our top 3 and bottom 3 for the year. The heroes and guests talk about ” what you’ve been watching “.  After a nice long and fun trivia game, we even keep CRaig and Stan on to explain their drinken voicemails. Other feedback comes from Jake, Scott, Jerkin Jared, and Bud from the Terrordome podcast on Horrorphilia. If you want to get a hold of the show or send in your own questions, email us at allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call us 206-203-2487. Send us your questions! Next up is supposed to be Bay of Blood. ( streaming on Netflix ) Go help out : www.gofundme.com/grantstanleyJanuary 20, 2015

No, this isn’t a trick. Tyler and Ballsac throw together a little Xmas treat for you folks with a quick throw together show. Tyler got an anal probe or an alien bug up his ass, so Fire in the Sky was a perfect fit. The boys start off talking about the Star Wars trailer, a little news, answer some questons, even a little video game update, a Craigslist posting that would make Xander Kane run for the hills and cap off the first segment with What you’ve been watching. The boys do a quick rundown of Fire in the Sky and finish it off with feedback from Bruce and Gwen. Jared didn’t let us down by sending in the questions, and we’d love more questions from more listeners. If you want to get a hold of the show or send in your own questions, email us at allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call us 206-203-2487.December 19, 2014

Tyler and Ballsac come back in the episode to do Hell Night. They talk about their Thanksgiving, Tyler gets a visit from Crackhead Craig, they talk some news, Are You Fucking with Me?, and Tyler brings back Craigslist Freakshow. The boys talk a little bit of what you’ve been watching and some gets soread out thought the show, because alcohol makes you forget sometimes.  The derelict duo get sidetracked during their rundown of Hell Night and go into some very strange tangents without Jason. The boys finish the show off with feedback from Ryan, Jake, Gwen. Scott, Jim returns, Killerklown, and first time feedbacker Bruce. If you want to get a hold of the show email us at allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call us 206-203-2487. Next time we come back with ?????December 3, 2014

The trio of terrificness are back and talking about An American Werewolf in London, as picked by Jerkin Jared. First Tyler gets a little beef off his chest that he has with a cohost on twittter and gives us a few news updates. The boys finally answer Jared’s questions and encourage you to bring that segment back! Ballsac bores the boys with a long ass what you’ve been watching and even gets pissy over Leprechaun : Origins for no reason.  Then our Heroes get into the meat and potatoes of the show and do what they do worst, run down the feature movie. Some say they ruin the movie, others say they improve the movie with their bullshit, but most don’t even give a shit.We finish the show off with a quick feedback section from Jake, Craig, Jared, Scott, and the “Quote of the Week” (should be quote of the show) from Gwen in the last show. So if you want to hit us up with some questions or give us feedback, please call the show at 206-203-2487 or email us at allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com. Next up : Hell NightNovember 5, 2014

Our heroes are back with a Tales from the Crypt episode and we bring in special guest Jerkin’ Jared from the Time After Time Podcast to join us. We kick the show off with Tyler showing his love for Slipknot and his disgust with Jason and Ballsac as usual. Tyler feeds us a little news from the world beyond and a couple are you fucking with me stories. All 4 of hold hands and talk some what you’ve been watching.  Tyler Runs down Threes A crowd, Ballsac runs down Cutting Cards, and Jason runs down The Switch from Tales From the Crypt season 2. (in case you want to play along) We get a shit ton of feedback from far too many to mention here, but if you want to get a hold of the show like these fine folks, email us at allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call us at 206-2032487 Our new horror whore  tournament winner is :    ALEXANDRIA DADDARIO!!October 3, 2014

We are finally back after a month off and actually talk about the Faculty. Tyler makes a major announcement about our past Horror Whore pageant winner from many episodes before, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Jason and Ballsac thrill Tyler with tales from Horrorhound INdy and metting listener Jim. The boys talk some “what you’ve been watching” after seeing a few movies/screeners at Horrorhound. Feedback comes from Jake, Ryan, Jared, Scott, Killerklown, Jim, and Gwen with special guest Newty during QOTW. The Heroes inspired some people to sen in their top 10 movies of all time( some people can’t pick just 1) and we welcome yours as well. So send those lists and/or feedback into :  allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call us at 206-203-2487 We also want you to help pick the New Horror Whore : Alexandria Daddario Vs. Amber Heard … so send in your vote and pics of the women with why you choose them!September 10, 2014

Our heroes get the trio back together and down to business with a little bullshit. We start off with a little update of what we’ve been up to before we talk about our top 10 movies of all time. Ballsac and Tyler duel again with some “are you fucking with me stories” and a quick rendition of what you’ve been watching before we hit the meat and potatoes of the show. We finish the show off we some feedback from Gwen with his Quote of the Week, Redd, Cordell, Jake, and Jim call in, while Ryan, Mike, Greg, and Cordell email in with some thoughts. If you want to get your thoughts or comments in like these fine folks, email in to allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call in to 206-203-2487. Next time up we will be doing The FacultyAugust 10, 2014

Tyler and Ballsac go on without Jason for a show, so of course, we are way off course. We talk over our Fourth of July weekend adventure before Tyler hits us with a couple are you fucking with me stories?. Ballsac rambles about a few what you’ve been watching..** SPOILERS** he spoils some of this season of True Blood so you may want to skip a couple minutes if you don’t want it spoiled for you.    We then get into the meat of the show and talk about Masters of Horror. After that we move onto some feedback and we even announce a disclaimer before we start the feedback so pay attention people!! Hopefully next show, Jason is back and we get into Frankenhooker. So send in your feedback to allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call in to 206-203-2487.July 15, 2014

The boys are back with their original plan of Deadly Friend. Tyler and Ballsac duel with some more fucked up stories and Tyler brings us some news. The trio have a what you’ve been watching that should be skipped, but Tyler has an epic rant. We get feedback from Jake, Jim, Jerkin Jared, Gwen, Scotty, and Ryan. We enjoy the feedback guys, but don’t blame us if you buy the movie and don’t like it. That’s on you! Next movie up will be, Frankenhooker. So send in your feedback to allmyheroeswearmasks@gmail.com or call in to 206-203-2487.June 20, 2014