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All My Carnists
81 minutes | May 2, 2021
007: The Asparagus Episode
We are back with the Asparagus Episode, as we pump and dump all our grievances with certain forms of activism in the vegan community! Listen then donate to our poker and cocaine fund!
84 minutes | Nov 21, 2020
006: Extinction is scary
the super double triple late halloween extinction special.
102 minutes | Oct 20, 2020
005: I Feel Like Murder Tonight
A big "CLUCK YOU!" to all you weirdos murdering chickens for your taste buds. We're back smashing in the cage door on the myth that chickens lack intelligence, a lie that has allowed them to become the most abused earthlings on the planet.
81 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
004: Netting Our Extinction
It's a PSA to all those “environmentalists” who just can’t give up eating fish. Quit lying to yourself! As the trio dives deep into the misconception that fish do not feel pain and how this industry of death is destroying the world around us.
107 minutes | Oct 6, 2020
003: Dismantling Dairy
From the day they're born, it's udder misery for cows commodified as milk machines! We take a look inside the dairy industry and the invasively exhaustive lives these sentient beings are shacked to, all at the behest of their captors and your taste buds!
81 minutes | Sep 27, 2020
002: Save A Horse, Ride A Carnist
It's a race to the death, literally for horses this week on All My Carnists as we examine the bevy of ways horses are commodified solely for the benefit of human beings. From racing to riding, horses are used and abused all for profit and it's time to get off their backs!
80 minutes | Sep 20, 2020
001: The Cruelest Show On Earth
We're back with a new show and a new co-host! To celebrate, we’re dedicating this one to all the captive animals who attack their own trainers as we take a peek behind the circus tent to discover a brutal business that forces animals to entertain.
141 minutes | Aug 9, 2020
019: Animal Liberation & The Spirit of Anarchism
Property is theft and that sentiment applies to the bodies, labor and resources that human beings steal from animals, who are the only ones inherently entitled to all that they provide for themselves and their offspring. Today, we examine what anarchism is and how being vegan is synonymous with the anarchist belief that dismantling invalid systems of authority are key to equality for all those who are oppressed. It is also a very special episode as were honored to have our good friend, Retro, on as a first guest host and third inductee into the Ride of Die Cow Association. Alas as always, Henry brings down another fool for our Clown of the Week and Sean gives another Vegan of the Week to cheer for. Plus Kevin’s List of Ways to Dismantle Animal Agriculture and more!
99 minutes | Aug 2, 2020
018: Fuck Your Honey Money
Oh no! We apologize but the Bee Movie was not a documentary! Today is a fun-filled public service announcement on why eating honey is not vegan, has never been vegan and never ever will be vegan but we’ll do an entire episode and tell you why anyways. We examine how exploitation practices used to commodify bees’ labor and resources into honey is a brutal process that is more detrimental as the industry places profit over the lives of these essential beings! Henry stings another Clown of the Week as if they were MaCaulay Culkin in My Girl. Sean presents another badass human being with our Vegan of the Week. Plus KTS shouts his List of Honey Replacements and more!
111 minutes | Jul 26, 2020
017: "Meating" Environmental Racism
east our ethical position does not promote a diet synonymous with environmental racism. This episode, we examine what environmental racism entails and how animal agriculture perpetuates its existence. How it directly and disproportionately impacts Black and Brown communities and is detrimental to their physical and mental health. Plus we excited to introduce our second nominee into the Ride or Die Cow Society!
147 minutes | Jul 19, 2020
016: By Popular Demand | Aqua Prisons
It’s our very first By Popular Demand episode selected by you, our fans, as we shout “leave fucking Nemo alone, Disney is trash anyways.” But in all seriousness, we’re taking a deep dive into the world inside aquariums and marine theme parks like SeaWorld that hold marine wildlife hostage in aqua prisons to be commodified for carnist entertainment. We examine the sentience of these being, the horrific effects on their bodies and psyches in these aqua prisons and how for profit facilities use the misconception of conservation to exploit these intelligent beings. Plus Henry gives y’all a whole Circuses of Clowns for this very special episode and Sean not only hails another person’s greatness as our Vegan of the Week but he challenges a special someone to be our arch nemesis! Then we wrap things up this week with the first ever NOT Kevin’s List of Worst Aquariums.
109 minutes | Jul 12, 2020
015: The Curious Case of the Ex-Vegan
It is a special episode as we introduce our first inductee to the Ride or Die Cow Club before we examine the curious case of the ex-vegan. You know that ones you’ll find on social media and proclaim their story to be the holy grail of proof that veganism is detrimental to your health. We also discuss aka shit on, all those influencers who turned their backs on the movement after gaining fame from veganism. Here's to you, Jon Venus! Speaking of clowns, Henry buries another fool for our Clown of the Week and Sean returns balance to the world with our Vegan of the Week. Plus Kevin’s List of Why You Must Stop Being Vegan RIGHT NOW!
109 minutes | Jul 5, 2020
014: Agricultural Exceptionalism | Slavery Repackaged
We get out our calculators and abacuses to determine how much an apple would cost if it was not for modern-day slavery as we examine the rise of agricultural exceptionalism, the motives behind it and who makes up a majority of the forgotten workers who provide with the food we eat. We finally have a name for Q&A segment: Ask The Fuckheads. The us! We’re the fuckheads! Plus more clowns to put on our dart board and another vegan to praise!
83 minutes | Jun 28, 2020
013: The Replacement Episode
KTS finally understands why we never announce next week's show on the air because now we are stuck talking about vegan replacements. In all seriousness, we’re looking at all the ways that vegans exclude harm to animals from the food we eat, the clothes we wear and the personal products we use. We also introduce a new segment called “Ask The Show” that is quite interesting. Plus the timeless hits are back such as our Clown of the Week presented by Henry, Sean’s Vegan of the Week plus Kevin’s List of Best Plant Based Milks.
104 minutes | Jun 21, 2020
012: “Pets” | A Cat-astrophic Conundrum
It’s all about the animals that even a carnist can find a place in their heart to love. As we discuss those animals who are commodified to the status of pet and the horrific underbelly of the entire industry from puppy and kitten mills to the stray animal epidemic. As well as examining the moral conundrum that some vegans face with notion of placing their non-human co-inhabitant on a plant based diet. Henry’s got another Clown of the Week to make us all shake our heads while Sean gives an exemplary human being for the Vegan of the Week. Plus Kevin’s List of How to Solve the “Pet” Crisis.
135 minutes | Jun 14, 2020
011: Single Issue Vegans and the Dead End Road
This week on All My Carnists, a friendly PSA for all those single issue vegans out there who fail to get off their soap boxes to actually see what’s going on around them. This might not be the show for you, but you should listen up and learn why your warped view point is detrimental to the movement and makes you no different than a carnist.Yes, we are talking about your failure to stand up for Black Lives Matter, the black community and especially black vegans and how it is a fucking disgrace. Henry has a whole lot of clowns this week but thankfully Sean has somebody who gets it for our Vegan of the Week! Plus Kevin’s List of Black Vegan Businesses You Should Support!
105 minutes | Jun 7, 2020
010: Mad Men Disease
This week on All My Carnists, we’ve dusted off our three-piece suits, slicked back our hair, pulled the scotch out of the drawer and just lit a filterless Lucky Strike. Because today, we examine marketing strategies implemented by animal agricultural from trade associations to lobbying government officials all to create a massive consolidation of money used to promote the commodification of animals as normal, natural and necessary. Henry shames the entire All My Carnist crew as the Clown of the Week only for Sean to remedy the entire movement with our Vegan of the Week. Plus KTS gives his favorite dairy ads as created by vegan twitter!
119 minutes | May 31, 2020
009: Just The Vegan Tips
Get your ride or die cow and your No. 2 pencil ready because today, it’s time for the All My Carnists Vegan Tips as we discuss helpful ways for those transitioning to or thinking about going vegan. The boys also share some of their experiences from when they first went vegan and how they have NOT dropped dead from a protein deficiency. Sean adds another person to our wall of fame with our Vegan of the Week while Henry puts another Clown of the Week through the tofu grinder. Then Kevin crunches the number with his list of your impact as a vegan.
58 minutes | May 27, 2020
THE SCRAMBLE: Exotic For President | Make Tigers Great Again: A Tiger King Special Pt.II
The Scramble returns for the second part of our Tiger King Saga as told by Sean as Joe Exotic takes aims at the White House and looks to make tigers great again all while Henry and “Kevin” try to determine where in the world is Don Lewis…. a tiger’s stomach? Plus the death of Travis Maldonado and his golden nuggets bring great big tiger tears to everyone’s eyes.
104 minutes | May 24, 2020
008: This Ain’t Your Protest, Karen
Our apologies to all the Kyles and the Karens of the world, out and about protesting, feeling all sorts of oppressed because they can’t get a haircut because this week episode is better spent talking all the amazing activists within the animal rights movement. From social media to civil disobedience, we examine the different methods being put in motion to bring the atrocities of animal exploitation to the surface. Henry slices and dices yet another Clown of the Week and it’s a double whammy of vegan awesomeness as Sean introduces our first Vegan of the Month along with our Vegan of the Week! All before Kevin teaches you all about CMU Prisons.
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