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This week Alice and Billius slide down the wet and slimy hole that is known as Chapter 16: the Chamber of Secrets where they bottom out and get off only to find a long snakeskin of prior recordings. Next week's episode will actually be next week as Alice and Billius have to re-record it. We hope everyone is safe. We released these right away to give you some content during this pandemic. We hope it makes your days lumos and not nox. Unless you like that sort of thing.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 11 minutes of footage!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

From one Medical Hiatus to another, Billius and Alice bring you the next chapter. Billius is going to try to plug out these next few chapters while everyone has to socially distance so you can have something of fun... Alice and Billius talk about Chapter 15: Aragog, from Harry being Oblivious to Alice appreciating Ron's Ginger heritage.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 6 minutes of additional conversation from Alice stating something for the record to MORE WITCHER)We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Due to medicinal hiatus (Billius and the healers are trying to figure out what will help him get over his magical malaise. The potions have many side effects), Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 14: Cornielus FudgeHelp us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 7 minutes of additional conversation (including some Witcher talk).We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We have our first censor bleep (to keep things non explicit) when Billius asks Alice about Valentines day and her new found love of Gildory Lockhart as we talk about The Very Secret Diary, chapter 13.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This week we released 22 minutes of extra footage INCLUDING Alice reacting to our new title voice @AccioCuddlesWe want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback.The Alice in Muggleland opener performed by AccioCuddles. You can find her on twitter at @AccioCuddles See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We dive into Chapter 12, The Polyjuice potion. Alice talks about what she expected to happen in this chapter compared to what actually happened.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. Patreon access for today's outtakes was free because it is Black Friday when this was posted and it gave almost 10 minutes of additional footage!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 7, Mudbloods and Murmurs. Billius and Alice have a disagreement about Quidditch that the members of the NoMaj Liaison Tech Team decided a poll was needed, see our facebook page for the poll results between watching Quidditch or Quafflechuckers (Pro Football). Billius goes into a bit of history of NoMaj Wizards and geneology of NoMaj wizards and gives the equivalent of what a Moodblood actually is to Alice.Around the 18 minute mark, Magical Maintenance decided it was going to do Landscaping at that time causing some unnecessary feedback on the broadcast that we had difficulty cutting out.That poll https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/posts/2278491985612133?__tn__=-RPodcasts are released more 24 hours or more on Patreon as early access. Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. There was an additional 10 minutes of content that was uploaded to Patreon for higher tiers!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius talk about Chapter 11, The Dueling Club. They talk about Alice's trip the Filibuster Distillery (turns out they are known for beverages in the NoMaj world). Alice talks about the dual in the 1963 Disney movie The Sword and the Stone, plus all the other shenanigans that ensue in The Chamber of Secrets.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. Patreon access for today's outtakes was free because it is Black Friday when this was posted and it gave almost 10 minutes of additional footage!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 10: The Rogue Bludger, where they talk about everything from Lockhart to Quidditch. Alice talks about writers that just like to physically torture their characters to try to show that they are tough.Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/aliceinmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This episode gave an additional 4 minutes of content due to hire tiers (other content got lost in the editing process, d'oh!)We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Content/Trigger Warning: Suicide and Suicide Idealisation talk (because of Moaning Myrtle)Sorry for the delay folks, Billius got tied up with a lot of NoMaj Liaisoning outside of Alice. Alice and Billius talk about Chapter 9, The Writing on the Wall, where Alice takes time to make predictions about everything!Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. This episode gave an additional 4 minutes of content due to hire tiers (other content got lost in the editing process, d'oh!)We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 8, The Deathday Party. Alice learns more about ghosts and briefly compares it to what she knows about ghosts in her NoMaj lore. Alice and Billius debate if Nearly Headless Nick's motives in inviting Harry to the deathday party were altruistic. She also learns about Salamanders. Alice disregards our magically scientific poll (Quidditch 23 votes, Professional Quaffle Chucking 8 votes, well you know what Snitches get right? 150 points), but says the chapter is on a down note. Is it because she got left in the dark AGAIN or for some other reason?Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access. There was an additional 12 minutes of content that was uploaded to Patreon for higher tiers!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius discuss Chapter 6: Gildroy Lockhart. Alice learns about correspondence in the Magic world, lets us know what she really thinks of the new DADA professor, and her shock at how Hermoine feels about her. A listener pointed out an issue at the beginning of the podcast (Billius would like to remind you he is Horned Serpent and not Hufflepuff). She learns how to say Herbology too. You can also listen to her try to pick a fight with Billius, but as we know, that's every episode.Podcasts are released more 24 hours or more on Patreon as early access. Help us out at http://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland and you get bonus clips from the show (this show having one bonus clip) along with early access.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself! You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ and on twitter @AinMugglelandPlease like, subscribe, rate, review us on your podcast platforms of choice. We do look at them. We see your feedback. If we can fix it we will do what we can. Shout out to Anda1a who gave us feedback about our intro so we fixed it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Chamber of Secrets Chapter 5: The Whomping Willow. Alice and Billius talk about the controlled chaos of the Weasley family, Treacle, killer trees, comedy tropes, and not being mad just being disappointed and being disappointed. Billius tries to explain to Alice (who is a Gryffindor) how Gryffindors are perceived as reckless and she tries to insult him by calling him a Hufflepuff (He's Horned Serpent thank you very much!). 2 bonus clips from the recording were dropped onto Patreon for our patreon subscribers, and this episode was sent to Patreon waaaay early so if you want early episodes you will get them waaaaaay early via Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland. On Patreon they will be put out at least 24 hours before everyone else gets them no matter when they go out.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hi ate us... and then spit out a new chapter of Alice in Muggleland! Alice and Billius tackle The Chamber of Secrets Chapter 4 Florish and Blotts. Alice points out that everyone just assumes Harry asks for trouble and that Ginny stands by her man...but don't expect Alice to ever be crushing on you if you are a celebrity. I wonder if we can get them on Big Brother. They talk about coding and the historical contexts of issues with race and LGBT briefly, while Billius gives some ash about the Floo Network to Alice.We will try to coordinate better and get things recorded in the future... thank you for still listening if you are still listening.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!You can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are back from Hiatus. Billius appears to have taken sass lessons while we were away, the law abiding citizen who kidnaps Alice on a regular basis that he is...WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THAT DURING THE HOLIDAYS BILLIUS AND MAKE EVERYONE WAIT FOR ALMOST 2 MONTHS FOR A NEW EPISODEEhem...Alice and Billius talk about Harry's Rescue in the Burrow, questions about Magical Objects and Wizard contraception were asked.We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers!(I love you Finland - Technocratus McManus of the NoMaj PR IT Department) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this Episode we go over Chamber of Secrets Chapter 2: Dobby's warning, where Alice talks about dark things (not dark wizard things or Billius would take her right the @#%@ out), and Alice also spreads the love in a way that she really didn't do in the last book.Thanks to Nick for the opening question!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're back. Alice has promised to stop roleplaying as a wizard this season. This should not stop us from diving in to the questions!Thank you Scott for your questions at the beginning of the episode!We want questions for Books 1 and 2 or any questions for Alice or Billius or the Podcast itself!Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. We put bonus content including behind the scenes and outtakes along with extra features for higher tiers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice meets a new wizard, the Wizard of the Boston Public Library Children's section (and Horned Serpent Alumi) Angela as the three of them discuss the first book.We are looking for Q&A Questions about the first book or Alice and Billius! Please contact us at the following:Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius need your questions and feedback! We are hoping to do get more fan involvement with the show, especially with questions for Season 2, but we do not want to have season 1 lacking with questions!You can send us questions atEmail: aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: @AinMugglelandFacebook: http://www.facebook.com/aliceinmugglelandWe would also appreciate it you can like, subscribe, review, anywhere you listen to Alice in Muggleland!Hopefully we get a good showing for a Q&A Episode! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is a review of chapters 16 and 17 of the Alice in Muggleland Podcast. Please have patience with this one and the next one, Billius's magical microphone went wonkie and just finished going to WizardyShack to get it fixed. It wasn't a simple Repairo job.Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alice and Billius talk about exploding cards, unicorn hunting, and how this is the part of the Lord Voldemort Documents Billius hates to read the ost.Alice is on Twitter at @AinMugglelandYou can email us at aliceinmugglelandpodcast@gmail.comWe are also on (and probably more active) on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/aliceinmuggleland/Please help support the podcast by visiting and donating to our Paetron at https://www.patreon.com/vicariousmuggleland any support you can give will be helpful in the long run. All episodes will be posted on Paetron 24 hours before release on all other podcasting platforms. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.