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Alejandra and Brad and Everyone We Know
8 minutes | May 23, 2020
Our final episode
Thanks for listening.
18 minutes | May 15, 2020
Four Points by Sheraton Cleveland Airport
Recorded from a "3-star" "hotel" in Cleveland, Ohio. Nate meets his best friend surrounded by rebel flags, Keaton hangs out at a luxury mall, and Caitlin shows us her llamas. Well, people, just a few episodes to go. Our producer is breathing a sigh of relief. Please leave a voicemail at 678-964-6402 with your farewells.
16 minutes | May 8, 2020
Something is wrong with my vocal chords
We call and call but will anyone pick up? Jeff? Mary? An "acquaintance" who makes cashew milk? Finally we get someone to talk to us — and then we all share our favorite places and wander into a world of dreams. Also I play some Taylor Swift and we explore a chicken nugget simulation.
19 minutes | May 1, 2020
Taurus season's coming up, y'all
Stephen tells us about Taurus season and Jess explains how to be mentally strong. In between, we play a few songs from some wedding videos. Sorry we didn't post this earlier. Our producer says "you guys recorded 5x the amount of what I asked for" and "it's not going to be sustainable to make them at this rate."
18 minutes | Apr 21, 2020
Animal Crossing takes up 8-12 hours, depending on the day
We talk to a young adult about her favorite parent (sorry, dad), then try not to fall asleep while playing the world's most boring video game, Animal Crossing. Finally, we catch up with Meg as she reveals the extent of our generosity (hint: it was way more than $5). We're still begging for calls at 678-964-6402, and now you can email firstname.lastname@example.org if you're looking for a penpal.
10 minutes | Apr 17, 2020
Arthursode: Chick-fil-A delivery
This is our first "bonus" episode, or "Arthursode" as I'm gonna call them — named after Alejandra's afterthought cat Arthur. We listen to some voicemails and try to figure out who the last one's from. If you'd like to hear your own edited voicemail played on a future podcast, leave a message at 678-964-6402. Hope to hear from y'all soon!
17 minutes | Apr 14, 2020
Meg, we'll call you back on Thursday
Alejandra's aunt tells us you can't spell COVID without k-a-r-m-a. Then our producer's mom describes a painstaking process for unboxing HelloFresh. We also get our first voicemail and share some thoughts on divorce and avocados. If you'd like to see the offensive-to-the-eyes shirt described in this episode, please visit abewk.com. And please call 678-964-6402. Thanks.
19 minutes | Apr 6, 2020
We're never gonna have turmeric lattes again
We start with an uplifting call to John Beeler who used to work with us at the boring software company. Now he’s the label director for Sufjan Stevens, has a few handfuls of children, and tops his pizzas with weeds. Then we go outside and talk about how Arthur lost his name.
17 minutes | Apr 1, 2020
A thousand dollars in grilling equipment
Hey, we hired a real live professional podcast producer (Alejandra's husband) who spent roughly 50 hours editing this first episode. Nate shares his insight about Joe Exotic, then BK serves up a story about smoking meat as an audible Ambien. Please call us at 678-964-6402 so we have something to talk about next time.
1 minutes | Mar 31, 2020
The best podcast trailer you've ever heard
Thank you for listening to our podcast trailer. To be honest, it's just the first minute of an episode, but we're trying to get our feed approved. We hope you like it, and we also hope you have a good day.
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