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Episode 30: Why Perth topping the table means zombie apocalypse, Association Wogball, CCM need Usain Bolt back, Mahmouk and Mindy, a seagull steps out of line, Wrong Campbelltown gets into the league!

Episode 29: The day Kevin took football away, the Vucks set the record, Calombaris starts the clock, Why we need MORE VAR robots not less, and Goalmouth Scramble perform LIVE!

Episode 28: Sydney's Life Coach, Newcastle relegate Mariners, Sliding Doors of Ange, AFC weirdos, Expansion and the fear of silly names!

Episode 27: Van Marwijk plus Merrick = Bert and Ernie, Rasic and his bird friends, The new #Ninko move, Stare into the transfer window, W-League semis, Sydney FCs very destructible fortress, How do you pronounce Nabbout?

Episode 26: Socceroos draw the "Group of OK", You gotta have 2 teams, Here comes (the) treble! Okon the Life coach, Rasic wants blood, Englebert reincarnated?!

Episode 25: Team previews, A Venezuelan called Ronald, Heidelberg replace Newcastle, Paolo from Europe or Paul from Gosford? Sydney go for double double!

Episode 24: Smurfs win their 3rd title, Toddler gets a little hoarse, Muscat's team plays like him, Stama's Odd Moments, Celebrity chef meltdowns!

Episode 23: It's finals Time! Premiers have the plate, but more derbies to come?, Finkler wins the Golden Crucifix, Relegation is now official- Jets go down, Our Sky Blue Wedding cake!

Episode 22: Sydney FC still on fire, Pitch problems re-surface, HG Nelson the Greek, Another Muscat sending off, Why Korean Hyundais are better than ours!

Episode 21: Toddler almost calls the Premiers Plate, Perth the in-form team, Ange tells Clive Palmer where to go, Our top 5 or 7 players, A-League Retro Round, Make the season a 1,024 team knockout!

Episode 20: Sydney FC the Danny Invincibles, The Corner Flag Kid Dancers, Wanderers Spotless record, Antonis + Janjetovic = Redmayne? Why Perth are dropping points: Perth is too hot.

Episode 19: Sydney FC hit by tragedy- they concede a goal! Perth Glory ...Purple but effective, Yoshi chooses obscure Melbourne team, It's hands-ball not handball, The 2016 Canberra Olympic experience, Aust Indigenous Championships, Escape to the Victory!

Episode 18: A-League season preview! All the clubs are favourites. Except Central Coast. Biggest marquee signing ever- Liam Reddy for Perth Glory? Stama predicts no team to finish first, Jamaican league update, It's Sydney (vs) Olympic in the Cup!

Episode 17: Call the doctor, the toilet seat is Red! Wanderers wander to Adelaide and die wondering, The chances of Brisbane losing from 3-0 up? 5-4 on! FFA Cup update- Gorillas gone :( Has the EPL become predictable?

Episode 16: The Reds rule as Adelaide win 2nd Premiership, thats Amor, hey! City Brisbane and Perth stumble, An ANZ Grand Final? FFA Cup update- Synthetic grassroots football!, How to speak NRL-ese, Janko's crash and Pierre's airhorn!

Episode 15: Brisbane back on top, Sydney show fight in the relegation battle while Arnold uses the Chewbacca defence, Matildas go off ...to Rio, FFA Cup, Socceroos latest transfer signing, Western Sydney-They might be Giants?!

Episode 14: Western Conference teams charge ahead while Victory and Sydney risk relegation, Is the Chinese Super League beyond super? The ACL kicks off, Hooligans find a new voice, 2016 FFA Cup begins and George Donikian loves it!

Episode 13: Great football, but who wants to win the league? Promotion vs Relegation, Legend of Katholos vs Socceroos Legends, Homebush stadium- 2,000 light years from the fans

Episode 12: Victory's a joke, Sydney STILL boring, Ban-gate continues, THAT night 10 years on, the Pyramids of Newcastle

Episode 11: Sydney's flying start, David Carney goes back to season#1, Gosford's entertaining losers v Parramatta's boring winners, Wellington v Cronulla- the final showdown!