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Broken beds, a lost butt plug, the joys of caring and here comes Pride month…

Queer friendship, chub rub, spicy cocktails and polyamory for beginners

The new Dr Who, fat panic, overflowing emotional cups and a controversial Chinese takeaway

A shocking photo discovery, thoughts on sex work, haunted by social media, a trilogy of turd stories and an overfull emotional teacup

Scottee & the gang are back on 5 May for another 10 episodes of gossip, tears, scandal and food fights. Get on the blower, leave us a voicemail!

Rounding off this series with potato hatred, mums and emojis, a gorgeous update from Canada and a special chat with our very own nana JRF

Full to the brim with first time callers, Nat shares her tea bag technique, there’s chat about learning to rest, Pauline’s quitting smoking and #roastpotatogate kicks off!

From straight, married vicar to out, gay student, finger knitting, carer burnout, JRF gets immortalised and a roasting from Scottee

Ru Paul, mum chat, carrots in the cinema, dysphoria, beanie babies and the realities of being skint

Do gay men have ugly dogs? Outrage at a wedding fair and baps, rolls and a bag of vomit

Beslippered dickheads, Drag Race for kids, classed masculinity, when shame is sexy and the ATT Art Club

A *juicy* confession, a massive w*nker, sexual inadequacy and how to dump your therapist

Dating 1940s style, pandemic burnout, sexual inexperience, Scottee's fresh haircut and a brand new feature

Queer elders and gravygate, addiction and romance, sticking up for yourself and an elaborate poo story 

A fat chart, gravy chat, non-monogamy and an actual boyfriend, plus Freddo Frog and a cockney knees-up

How are you? It's been a while, bet you're bursting with gossip. We're back Thursday 3 February so Whatsapp us on (+44) 0788 200 3420 and start your voice note with, “Hi Scottee…”. 

ATT's got talent, oh yes it has - tapdancing, fortune-telling, musical gargling and burps, an original ditty, JRF gets fruity...oh and quite a few poems.

Can you solve the 10 year poo mystery? Grace has a crush, JRF explains body doubling, and we have a few new additions to the pub - one underage!

Sperm donors, matchmaking, pandemic dating, a self-taught belly dancer and a sh*t in a royal park

A healthcare special featuring polyamory, fat phobia, jug dogs, blank slate genderism and black forest gateau