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The Adulting Poorly Podcast
125 minutes | Mar 28, 2021
Episode 70: RV's, colonoscopies, and movies
It's been awhile, and that's because I haven't been doing anything outside of my house. Well, I finally did something out of my house and in went as poorly as you would think.In this episode we talk about my failures of being an RV owner, my yearly colonoscopy and finally, just random crap about movies. Take a minute and learn from ALL the mistakes I made over a two week period.
110 minutes | Jan 4, 2021
Episode 69: A day of boojie
This episode was very fun to make...Why? Because everyone had to get comfortable with being uncomfortable. We started with pedicures and ended with facials. And yes, it got very weird.We also do a mens undies Pepsi challenge...which means another man wore my undies...yea, I said that.It's a long episode, but it's fun.
26 minutes | Dec 23, 2020
Episode 66: Tired of giving a F about giving a F
Ok, so I had technical difficulties, so I had to improvise and make a crappy makeup episode. I do talk about not giving a F about giving a F...then move to how bad of man I am and finish it off with football nonesense.
35 minutes | Oct 28, 2020
Episode 65: Trump support with a gun
This week I witnessed an idiot pull his gun on teenagers with a bucket of water, it is literally the stupidest thing I've seen, but it also sums up the divide in the country right now.I also go into the irony of woman ending a women's right to choose, as well as the last Seahawks game...so really just a mixed bag of emotions this week.
44 minutes | Oct 18, 2020
Episode 64: COVID scare, being brave and football
This episode took awhile to complete, only because I have been super sick. I go into the exciting world of COVID, and how the information flow is pretty useless.There is also a wonderful story about being brave in the face of absolute danger...well, if you're scared of spiders.Finally, I breakdown the barely 5 -0 Seahawks. The defense will be the downfall of this team.
42 minutes | Sep 8, 2020
Episode 63: What happened to John Cusack and I think I fixed racism
On this episode I try to figure out what happened to John Cusack...I mean, one minute you're making High Fidelity, and then next it's straight to video movies...makes no sense.I also think I might have found the cure for racism...you'll have to tune in to find out how.
74 minutes | Aug 16, 2020
Episode 62: Cancelling Cancel Culture and paper airplanes
This episode we talk about cancel culture...I know, but it is getting way out of control, and the hypocrisy is crazy...we also talk about how I ruined a couples evening with a paper airplane.
52 minutes | Jul 12, 2020
Episode 61: My brain is on overload...
I'm trying hard to get back to what this podcast was intended to do, which is owning my ignorance and trying to overcome it, but my brain is on overload with everything happening in the world right now, and how we are failing as a society. At the end, I review our trip to Seabrook Wa, and the a delightful restaurant called the Picnic table.Enjoy.
33 minutes | May 31, 2020
Episode 60: Our Country is a dumpster fire
I'll probably catch a lot of flack for this episode, and I really don't care. This week I talk about the death of George Floyd, the riots, and mansplaining.I also talk about picking a lane with how we should be handling COVID 19.
45 minutes | Apr 26, 2020
Episode 59: Why I hate birthdays...also the NFL draft and Budight Light Seltzers
I know...I hate birthdays...and cake...and no, I don't kick puppies. Look, birthdays are the ultimate participation trophy, you did NOTHING, but yet you want all the credit...every year, forever. I also get into the NFL draft. If you're upset about who your team drafted, remember we don't know shit, which is why we don't work for them, neither do analyst.Lastly, I do my first tasting of Bud Light Seltzers...
35 minutes | Apr 17, 2020
Episode 58: F-Dr Phil and Oz...
Yup, F-Dr. Phil and Oz...both of them need to get verbally kicked in the nuts. I know you guys used to be doctors, but you're just TV personalities now. I give my opinion on both these Oprah rejects, as well as what I've been doing to beat the quarantine boredom.
30 minutes | Apr 1, 2020
Episode 57: Quarantining, Corona timeline, and Tiger King
Let me start by saying this episode is a bit all over the place, but I think it's because my brain is as well.I go over the COVID 19 timelines, as well as my FAVORITE SHOW EVER, Tiger King. There are definitely spoilers, but you must still watch it.
82 minutes | Mar 15, 2020
Episode 56: Corona and Corona Virus
I know, I know, I know, but we start with a library tasting of the new Corona hard seltzer, as well as one called Nude. We also discuss that thing that everyone is discussing, COVID 19, for the most part we are looking at how everyone has or hasn't reacted.
35 minutes | Feb 19, 2020
Episode 55: The XFL, oven made pulled pork and new junk yard cookies
The episode title pretty much sums up this weeks ramblings. For those of you interested in the XFL, I review some of the rules and the league as a whole. I don't know if it will stick around, but it's not a horrible product.For those of you looking for something easy and tasty, I have my oven roasted pulled pork recipe, followed by some new junk yard cookie creations we will be spinning up in the lab this week.
43 minutes | Feb 6, 2020
Episode 54: Lying about my arm and the Big Game
This is kind of a continuation from the last two weeks. I cannot stop lying about what happened to my arm, and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon. Also, I review the "Big Game" and the impacts to next season.
30 minutes | Jan 31, 2020
Episode 53: I am a giant winey toddler man
Yes, I am a giant winey toddler man, currently struggling to get his f-ing underwear on correctly. This week, I describe in great detail how awful my wife's life is right now, because of how poorly I'm dealing with post surgery.
36 minutes | Jan 22, 2020
Episode 52: I'm an idiot, and the "the Big Game" review
Sooooo...I'm an idiot, which I think has been covered repeatedly on this Podcast. I ruptured my tricep tendon, and tore the muscles away from it as well...all while working out. I heard a pop, and then everything went to hell a second after.I also cover the "Big Game", you know, that one that happens at the end of an NFL season that we can talk about? That game.
66 minutes | Jan 6, 2020
Episode 51: What the hell is happening in Iran?
Yup, it's like he 90's all over again...this week we talk about Iran and what led up to the attack. We also cover the how this has been covered by all news outlets.
29 minutes | Jan 4, 2020
Episode 50: Colonoscopy VS Colonoscopy
It's a weird time in anyone's life when they have to ask another person to please put a camera up their hooter. I've had to do this twice already, and the experiences were drastically different.On this weeks episode I take you through both colonoscopy experiences in graphic detail.
45 minutes | Dec 15, 2019
Episode 49: The Seahawks and the weaponization of diversity and inclusion
I know right...I blasted the Hawks a few weeks ago and now they are 11-3...here's the thing, I don't think my opinion has changed that much. Weaponizing diversity and inclusion...not an easy topic, especially because someone can sound super racist for saying that it doesn't work, and worse, it's being used selfishly.
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