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It’s time to kick those May blues away and have some fune in June! Al scoops up Dee for a trip on the least plain plane of all time, with stopover at Oak Ridge on the way to Havana. Plus, celebrities with doll swag, combatting flight anxiety, and a horny volcano. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/8l7KLQcRl4A Local Ad: https://youtu.be/fOd_Ln2baIw Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/320-braniffair

Here we stand at the very precipice of Despicable May, gazing down upon our wretched works. To cap off the month, Dee explains to Al how a ghost can punch you in the back so hard it makes your cloaca contract, or something. Plus, it’s damn true, we’ve got a Pittsburgh local ad about a machine for wrestling with. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/TWsr60EpxWk Local Ad: https://youtu.be/37nExNh5OFU Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/319-mrhomen

Okay just hear me out. The subject of this episode is not who you think it is. For their Despicable May entry, Al brings Dee a despicable gay. We’re talking soviet spies, lavender lies, and man representing some of the absolute worst guys. Plus, from Fairbanks, Alaska: a CG lion with a familiar catchphrase. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/Xqv3Y5PwCQM Local Ad: https://youtu.be/OQlfxI8r9jM Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/318-nbcapprentice

It's that time of year again to ask ourselves... WWTMD? For our first entry in Despicable May, Dee takes Al inside the sun machine that aesthetically irradiates you. Plus, a local Ontario ad that's dear to Dee. Bada boom bada bing! Main Ad: https://ispot.tv/a/A0gg Local Ad: https://youtu.be/Rx6Yr7udFsk Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/317-palmbeachtan

It’s time to tattle! Get ready to learn about god’s favorite gelatin dessert and so much more as Al tells Dee about the Tootsie Pop’s place in history. Plus, a commercial so lost to time that the only audio available sounds godawful! Sorry about that one, folks. Blame Kansas City. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/O6rHeD5x2tI Local Ad: https://youtu.be/8fqDAp5ZfUs Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/316-tootsiepop

The episode no one saw coming… This week, Dee plunges Al into a historical analysis of gay dolls, Ken’s most infamous fashions, and how to get Barbie to notice your baby-smooth face. Masculinity: now it’s for little girls, too! Main Ad: https://youtu.be/t1dERdbgd5Q Local Ad: https://youtu.be/svO1RvqbeMM Sources to come

Don’t you know everything’s gonna be alright? Well, at least for this episode, as Al tells Dee all about the only commercial to ever licence a Beatles’ master, and also some other stuff. Plus, a hole-y local ad from Virginia Beach! Main Ad: https://vimeo.com/89811766 Local Ad: https://vimeo.com/168827917 Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/314-nikerev

Just add milk to this podcast and you’ll hear an exciting cacophony. Dee gives Al a behind-the-scenes look at cereal’s Pete Best, space age mascots, and the worst time you’ll ever have with Dave Grohl. Plus a local ad from Salem. No, the other one. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/w-4uAgSvT74 Local Ad: https://youtu.be/Q0qtoq79xJg Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/313-kelloggpow

A couple days late but no fools fewer, it’s the first April-sode of the season. Al takes Dee on a circuitous route through ancient history to the modern day, feasting on mushrooms, spaghetti and blaspheming scholars. Plus, a local ad for the tops in our audience. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/q-ZtGoXkI58 Local Ad: https://youtu.be/Q5sc9JByYgA Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/312-sangiorgio

Listen, we all make mistakes. This week, Dee shows Al where the wild things are, and we talk telecoms, childhood texts and tiny ladders. Plus, an unfortunate local ad from Indianapolis. CW: infant death, kidnapping, gun-related local ad Main Ad: https://youtu.be/hO4uYSsm5Lw Local Ad: https://youtu.be/HhmauUQtSy0 Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/311-bellwild

Would you rather have $200, a pony, or one of the worst-selling cars of all time? Al tells Dee the tale of the Edsel, Hank the Deuce’s major mid-century moto-fail. We’re bringing you Ford history, photographing pony pitchmen and a local ad from PA that’ll bring a wench to tears. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/rZ4S24PruN8 Local Ad: https://youtu.be/UUCqzqMzm5g Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/310-fordedsel

It’s okay to steal this podcast. This week, Dee tells Al about one of the most memetic pre-movie ads of the 21st century, and we re-live the glory days of p2p file-sharing. Plus, a local ad from— sorry, hold on a minute, I’m in the middle of something. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU Local Ad: https://youtu.be/DJEz92DzfQM Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/309-mpaapiracy

Extra extra! Hear all about it! Former newsboy taps baby scandal for personal rise! Plus-- good golly, these Mollies sure are a sight for sore eyes. All that, and Al and Dee make the biggest called shot in podcast history! See you in the funny pages, bucko!  Main Ad: https://youtu.be/HBWNtKlQu2Q Local Ad: https://youtu.be/vpploeAy6so Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/308-weeklyworld

Crack open your law books, it’s time to get vocally litigious. This week, Dee tells Al about some of advertising’s most famous sound-alikes. Meet us in the low-stakes non-gendered pants aisle and we’ll spill the deets. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/VI3cdoXuCXQ Local Ad: https://youtu.be/RMPfB5yL5d8 Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/307-zayrebatman

If this podcast finds you via a glass bottle washed up on the beach, throw it back! For our beach day, Al lets Dee pick the order of three short tales from the sea, and we take a big rake to Kia’s Sportage sales technique. Plus, a gorilla and a tepid little dance. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/OkdyfoO_j74 Local Ad: https://youtu.be/jk27bj86DXc Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/306-kiabeach

Grab your whiskey shrimp and meet us in the back booth as Dee waxes poetic about the late-night origins of TGI Friday’s, and Al runs us through their colonoscopy prep routine. Plus, the Birds may not have won the Bowl but Philadelphia is still serving up one hell of a local ad. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/e0OeFSq00P4 Local Ad: https://youtu.be/erh2ngRZxs0 Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/305-tgifridays

We’re kicking off (get it??) part two of our Big Game coverage with a classic dot com commercial. Al tries to please Professor Dee with their presentation on venture capitalism, the dot-com bubble and our old pal Marx. Plus, listener Darrell has sent in a local ad that’s almost certainly from Michigan. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/nXHrlm5Nk5w Local Ad: https://youtu.be/VQqNBntltCY Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/304-petsdotcom

It’s unfortunately pigskin time again, so we got rough and ready and a little bit sneezy for you. Dee tells Al about anti-war erotica and the origins of ASMR, plus a local ad with the best worst CGI dragon you’ve ever seen. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/zqU8ar4gSyI Local Ad: https://youtu.be/2H40fChEhWI Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/303-michelob

It’s tingle time this week on the podcast as Al takes Dee on a tour of a putrid waterway and the washtub staple it inspired. You’ll need a good toweling off after this one. Plus, we head to Finland for a local ad sent in by listener Kati! Main Ad: http://youtu.be/jPbLXHSthOE Local Ad: https://youtu.be/6fTkGXpbYv8 Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/302-lifebuoy

We’re back with Season 3 and you know we gotta kick if off with this funny little guy! This week, Dee updates Al on the origins of America’s most harrowing shopping date, and what it took to get Elmo up on the shelves. Plus, we declare No More Mondays with a local ad from Japan. Main Ad: https://youtu.be/gUy1_z2l4SI Local Ad: https://youtu.be/SyGfwV4FvqU Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/301-tycoelmo