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A Little Nonsense
61 minutes | Oct 12, 2021
114 - Yes, I Am a Man of Many Desires
What happens in Vegas stays... immortalized in audio form in this podcast, apparently. We talk about Disney World, Game of Thrones, Star Wars Legends, and the absurdity of being an atheist in a fantasy setting.
3 minutes | Oct 6, 2021
Here Comes the Spooky Night (I am So Spooky Too)
Hot from ALN Studios is the scary-new scary-holiday single from Sean Keller!
60 minutes | Sep 28, 2021
113 - So Much of This Show is Grunting
This week we hit the 90's hard with talk about Tim Allen and JTT (Who is just like... a guy now). Remember Homestar Runner?
65 minutes | Sep 7, 2021
112 - Because of the Sand!
Mike's in good shape when compared to Sean. He's in GREAT shape when compared to Joe. Joe trimmed his beard though, so that's something. Robots are very effective at killing the elderly. And Children. STAR WARS!
67 minutes | Aug 31, 2021
111 - How Dare You Try to Make a Human Connection!
We ask the important questions like "Would Chris Farley have done drama?" and "Are introverts real?" (No, and yes respectively) Joe's audio craps out around 24 minutes, but he hangs on. It's been at least 2 episodes since we've had an audio issue, so we were overdue!
62 minutes | Aug 17, 2021
110 - You've Only Got So Much Time to Find That Shirt
The guys discuss the importance of exposition of porn, and breakdown the itinerary of the new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser resort at Disney!
58 minutes | Jul 27, 2021
109 - I Went Ants
This episode got pretty drunk. Mike started that way, but Joe and Sean catch up before the end. Walks down memory lane, who has the worst organs, and how both LifeAlert and LifeLock work/worked.
64 minutes | Jul 13, 2021
108 - Class 5 Full Roaming Vapors, Prostate Health Habits… and YOU
The show starts with another Jurassic Park discussion, which we caught before the show even really started. It’s off the rails after that with ghosts, picking a person to finger your butt for health, and what is moons?
62 minutes | Jul 6, 2021
107 - I’m Just a Simple Money-Shootin’, Alligator-Heistin’, Bank-Drivin’, Mummy Doctor With a License to Kill
Which came first, the elevator or the skyscraper? Did George Washington Carver invent them? So many questions this week, not the least of which is "When the hell is Joe going to see Jaws?"
62 minutes | Jun 29, 2021
106 - My Grandpa, Count Chocula.../We Know That People Blow Things
The UFO report is here: Aliens, humans, or humans… from the future? The best of the cereal mascots duke it out in a battle for supremacy. And what is the deal with Humpty Dumpty? What a fancy eggman.
66 minutes | Jun 22, 2021
105 - Basement Dwellers With Multiple Skeletons
The grisly reality of Spider-Men(Persons); Harrison Ford and Danny DeVito are pretty spry for their age; the obsession with murder porn in the zeitgeist; and a wild but somehow true (because Florida) tale of baby tossing.
75 minutes | Jun 15, 2021
104 - Lieutenant Dan, You Fancy!
We don’t exactly hate the new Mortal Kombat movie (spoilery details), Sean downplays the epidemic of suicide and drug overdose (hilarious), somehow we squeeze in more love for that weirdo Tom Cruise, and we share some details about our time as roommates.
66 minutes | Jun 8, 2021
103 - Out of Comission Impossible
We dive into a very specific portion of Jurassic Park and its famous director, which leads us into a discussion about whether Harrison Ford is a jerk. We also consider a Mission: Impossible / Bond crossover and delve once again into the scientific certainty that we're living in a simulation.
59 minutes | Jun 1, 2021
102 - I Don't Want to Steal Your Asshole Thunder
This low energy episode covers surprise ancient religious rituals, second puberties, and whether or not sex-gnomes have day jobs.
59 minutes | May 25, 2021
101 - Can Bees Has Knees? / I Know Whale Penises
Klingon currency and delicious garbage. Do you think games used to be easier? No, Sean, they did not. Do you think movie composers used to be better? Yeah, they kind of did. BY MENNEN!
61 minutes | May 18, 2021
100 - The Beard Stays
Our 100th episode, celebrated by celebrities and regular humans alike! See who stops by! And who loves Joe’s beard! *EDITED BY MIKE PERRETTO*
56 minutes | May 11, 2021
099 - Who Found the Dick? (feat. Patrick Passafiume)
Mike's temporarily dead, so sitting in for him is the mostly alive Patrick Passafiume. He's got a list of grievances, which we somewhat address, but mostly ignore. Because who cares about crap like that when the moon is getting faster!?
63 minutes | May 4, 2021
098 - The Check Is Good, Gargantuous!
Joe is possibly being haunted... by the living. And to whom do we owe thanks for making sci-fi and fantasy budgets bigger? Do people remind you of people, and some people don't? That's basically a quotation from this show... Jesus...
65 minutes | Apr 27, 2021
097 - The Moon Is A Balloon Made Of Sky
We feel a little sorry for women actually named Karen. We also talk SPACE, in a surprising turn of events, followed by a robust discussion of prestidigitation and other forms of illusion.
66 minutes | Apr 20, 2021
096 - Two Hundred Million Spider-Men Can’t Be Wrong
Do COVID vaccines grant superpowers? We talk about lesser and greater X-Men—X-People, more accurately. We also try to find sources of income for broke superheroes. How are you broke? Try harder.
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