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It's Roger Moore's turn under B.A.H.N.D. lens and Grandpa Bond doesn't fare especially well as we talk The Spy Who Loved Me, submarine cars, and everybody's favorite henchman, Jaws. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We dive into George Lazenby's lone entry into the Bond canon. We give him his B.A.H.N.D. rating and are shocked by the results. We also discuss snow action, Dianna Rigg and tales of early internet. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

This season we'll examine every James Bond actor. We start off with what many say is the definitive Bond movie: 1964's Goldfinger. Joe debuts the B.A.H.N.D rating system we'll use to decide the best Bond of all time. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We have a special patreon request episode! We talk about the animated kids film from 1971, The Point! This allows us to talk a lot about Harry Nilsson, personal VHS taped favorites and the importance of voice actors. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Wrestler Bill Goldberg stars in a yule-tide slasher movie. We talk about wrestlers who act and pitch holiday-themed movies starring our wrestler of choice. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We talk about Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Neil Diamond Parking Lot & Harry Potter Parking Lot. We deep dive into the nature of fandom. Also, some surprising takes on Judas Priest, Neil Diamond and Harry Potter. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

It's time to study a musical trend that features bands with worse names than this podcast: Hype! Gen Xers rejoice as we talk grunge, selling out, and a bunch of other stuff people can't afford to care about anymore. Whatever. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Madonna: Truth or Dare takes us into a day in the life of Madonna during her Blonde Ambition tour. We discuss our Madonna history, MTV, our Pepsi controversies, and our backstage demands. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We have a new season talking about Rock Docs. We discuss our own relationship with Metallica's music and dive into the band's dynamic with their new 'therapist'. Finally, we decide where we'd record our own dream vanity project. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

It's time to WRAP UP the season with the late 90s blockbuster The Mummy. Brendan Fraser, scarabs, and plagues and whatnot. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We dissect the forgotten 1994 movie Wolf, which should be better than it is. Rob explains how dogs ruined the internet. Listen until the end for a special promotion! If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We are disappointed that this is such a poor adaptation of an excellent novel. We discuss the slip and slide scene and our wishlist for a modern day Frankenstein. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

The horniest Dracula adaptation! We talk about practical effects and the state of horror movies before and after this movie hit screens. Joe does his best to defend Keanu's performance. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We borrowed Wild Things from the guy down the hall in your dorm so we could wrap up the season with the twistiest and silliest erotic thriller yet. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We have hit the apex of Erotic Thrillers with Basic Instinct. We talk about how Nick Curran is a terrible cop. Finally,, we deep dive into the life of Joe Eszterhas. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We go with an early Erotic Thriller with Brian De Palma's Body Double. We discuss changes in the film industry, the Chemosphere house and De Palma. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Our new season is about Erotic Thrillers. We talk about Fatal Attraction and it's cultural legacy. We use Fatal Attraction to discuss the most famous tropes of this short-lived subgenre. Also, rabbits as pets and Michael Douglas. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Joe takes the group on a musical detour and explains his love of Morrissey and listening to an artist after their fall from grace. Rob and Duff are very patient. Link to Joe's playlist and notes are at: https://afreepodcast.com/episodes/morrissey/ If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

We philosophize about the 1991 remake of Cape Fear. Is it problematic? Secretly smart? Does it exist in the Problem Child Cinematic Universe? We don't actually answer any of these questions, but we all agree it's A-game De Niro. If you'd like to support our nonsense, join our patreon at https://patreon.com/themidnightboys

Our new season covers "Problematic Faves" and begins with Rob's selection: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. We talk through Rob's very personal and emotional choice.