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5 minutes | Dec 27, 2020

s 3 ep 4 - cheers to 2020 ft crazy haley and the ginge

chase, haley, and ginger become America's next top pop stars. also bye bye 2020

28 minutes | Dec 9, 2020

s 3 ep 3 - fighting Dakota fanning and checking in on my friends

today I called my friends to ask them the important questions... join us!

6 minutes | Apr 6, 2020

s 3 ep 2 - i almost joined the CIA

i have been watching a lot of the hit crime drama, Bones, lately and it got me thinking.... about joining the CIA

14 minutes | Apr 6, 2020

s 3 ep 1 - im a viral tik tok star

today i discuss the events of my life and why i am so bad at posting. oh yeah im famous now so if you have my number.... delete it.

10 minutes | Jun 14, 2019

s 2 ep 9 - storytime, im a mechanic now

today i discuss how i almost ruined my car and had a panic attack lol

12 minutes | May 30, 2019

s 2 ep 8 - creepy crawlies

Today the gang and i discuss our worst stories of wild animals, bugs, and things that go bump in the night. beware, these stories are not scary, or interesting, honestly, you probably shouldn't even listen to this one.

12 minutes | May 22, 2019

s 2 ep 7 - game of thrones series finale thots (spoilers)

today i discuss the series finale of game of game of thrones, a TV show in HBO which i actually definitely watched in its entirety for sure.

22 minutes | May 17, 2019

s 2 ep 6 - race chasers (pls dont sue me alaska and willam)

today we make predictions about the season finale of rupauls drag race season 11 and talk about people with strange dental abnormalities.

20 minutes | May 15, 2019

s 2 ep 5 - television recap (aka i am gypsy rose blanchard)

today i go through the highlights of television from the past few months bc i have been awol.

9 minutes | Jan 28, 2019

s 2 ep 4 - horse girl energy asmr

today i experiment with asmr and it honestly gives off such horse girl energy i don't know why.

30 minutes | Jan 28, 2019

s 2 ep 3 - polling college students..... again!

today taylor and i get down to the really pressing questions of philosophy and ask our peers to join in on the discussion.

9 minutes | Jan 22, 2019

s 2 ep 2 - why im no longer a (crazy) vegan

today i discuss Bonny Rebecca's choice to no longer be a vegan. im shook and so everyone else but its not all bad

11 minutes | Nov 25, 2018

s 2 ep 1 - i suffered a traumatic injury

today i discuss the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to me.... i stabbed myself by accident.

17 minutes | Sep 28, 2018

ep 20 - we solved the jonbenet ramsey case (you're welcome)

Season Finale

23 minutes | Sep 26, 2018

ep 19 - jonbenet ramsey, heroin, and an owl attack

join us as we discuss which theory of Jon Bennet Ramsey's Case seem the most plausible.

5 minutes | Sep 16, 2018

exciting announcment!

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10 minutes | Sep 16, 2018

ep 18 - victorious IS the pinnacle of comedy

today I discuss the television show victorious, arianna grande, and of course the allegations against the creator of our favorite television shows, dan schneider.

53 minutes | Sep 13, 2018

ep 17 - vegan drama mama

today we discuss why we went vegan, why we stayed vegan, and why we won't ever not be vegan again. also, nicki minaj lyrics of course.

14 minutes | Sep 10, 2018

ep 16 - serena williams, colin kaepernick, and BLM

today i discuss the serena williams checking scandal, colin kaepernick's nike ad, and break down the Black Lives Matter movement for those that don't fully understand why saying "all lives matter" in response is ignorant.

3 minutes | Sep 6, 2018

reaction to: emma chamberlain eating meat for the first time

Emma Chamberlain recently posted a video in which she ended her vegetarianism by taste testing different meats.

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