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SPECIAL GUEST ALERT! Chelsea's college roommate Tabby joins Ryan and Chelsea to discuss the highly specific soothing videos she's hooked on. Chelsea discovers her "stuff" computer folder from the early 00's and cringeworthy moments ensue. Did we mention she found love poems she wrote? Yeah. Ryan laughs a lot and remains generally likable. Oh yeah, we discuss professional wrestling EXTENSIVELY. Sorry! You've been warned. Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Connet with Tabby on all things ASMR and slime in the DMs: @tabithatabitha Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Chelsea and Ryan keep getting sick (we're allergic to podcasting) so WHOOPS, this is late! Learn what is growing in Chelsea's throat, her love for Bonnie Raitt, and (surprise, surprise) Ryan screwed something up. THE USUAL. Bonus: we conducted a deep, journalistic investigative study on fraud, theft, and demon possession. P.S. Stay tuned for Chelsea's album! Drops 8/19 Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Chelsea and Ryan "almost" had a reality show, but definitely have the worst sizzle reel known to man. Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We'reeee backkkkkk. Learn why Chelsea is kissing her Google Home's ass, how she caught her latest shop thief, and Ryan's hatred of a certain type of name. BONUS: we find out how our prank victim responded to his shout out from The Rock. Spoiler alert: not well! Grab your grasshoppers, it's time to unleash the beast! Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for being our sound man! Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We tried... Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for being our sound man! Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There are 3,453 singles in your area, it's time for the dating episode of A Bit Much! Ryan and Chelsea offer some pretty valuable dating tips, Chelsea does some reconnaissance on Smokey Joe, and Ryan shares about the time Lucifer, or perhaps another lower level demon, possessed his weak, college body. Listen up guys, we have some homework for you too! Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for being our sound man! Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Episode 5? We're so prolific! Find out how Chelsea ran a Neopets pyramid scheme in her early tweens, the motive behind Ryan's deep-seated rage toward a universally loved mammal, and why Cheryl, the worst neighbor ever, is contractually obligated to guest appear on the podcast. If you skip through her part... well, dat's a ticket! Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for being our sound man! Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Pop a face mask on and listen to Ryan and Chelsea discuss girl zoo, Ryan's gym woes, and the time Chelsea was conned by a 90-year-old substitute teacher. It's episode 4, people! Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE!), email us at abitmuchpod@gmail.com Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for being our sound man! Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) / Lion + Elephant Sounds: Recorded by Mike Koenig and downloaded from Soundbible.com / Monkeys and Horse Sounds from https://www.zapsplat.com. Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Another week, another episode... time to quit our day jobs, we're podcasters now! This week we discuss some highly inappropriate things we did on the internet as children and while drunk as adults. Never grow up, never change. Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE, AND WE KINDA SORTA FORGOT TO MENTION IT THIS WEEK): abitmuchpod@gmail.com P.S. Thanks for voting in the Bit Baby vs. Muchacho poll, I think we all know who won. Hint: diaper people. Don't forget to leave the secret friendship emoji on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for editing in some sweet, sweet aUtOtuNe. Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Well folks, we made it to Episode 2. We could not have done it without the encouraging eggplant emojis you left us all week long. To make up for talking so much about dicks last episode, we focused a good chuck of time on poop this week! Don't say I didn't warn you! Please remember to vote in the Bit Baby vs. Muchacho war on our Instagram page: www.instagram.com/abitmuchpod Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for teaching us how to plug in microphones and answering my panicked texts when I clipped my audio. We wouldn't be here without him taking our garbage audio files and making it a lil better. Who says you can't polish a turd!? Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE, DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?): abitmuchpod@gmail.com Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Ryan and Chelsea break down why they decided to join the masses in podcasting, the time they were almost victims of the Golden Shaft Killer, and escaped some false accusations from SFPD. Cherish it folks... this is our first, and possibly, last episode! Find us on Instagram: @ABitMuchPod + @ChelseaWears + @Ryan_Patricks Thanks to Nick Hoffman for teaching us how to plug microphones! Want to be our next small business sponsor (it's FREE, DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?): abitmuchpod@gmail.com Theme Music: "Cheery Monday" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/