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Kobe's buys Emily dry hump in a mattress store (during COVID); Bilal mansplains things like "zippers" and "folding clothes" to Shaeeda; Thais makes a fake pitch to Patrick to get married in Vegas because.... "it's fancy..." Visit TryMiracle.com/CRAYCRAY to get 40% off your order plus free towels! Go to BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Visit GetFilteroff.com and use promo code 90CRAY to receive 5 extra daily picks, Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kobe's career plans include taking over Papa Emily's business; Shaeeda teaches Bilal's daughter to "clean a chicken like your lady parts"; Thais assumes Patrick would cheat on her.... literally right in front of her... Visit TryMiracle.com/CRAYCRAY to get 40% off your order plus free towels! Go to Feals.com/CRAYCRAY to get 50% off your first order with free shipping. Visit Prose.com/CRAYCRAY for your FREE in-depth hair consultation and 15% off. Go to TryFirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY to get your first 6 bottles for $29.95 plus free shipping. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to https://www.realitycraycray.com/ for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a Patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jibri tells us that his friend Daveed PUT HIM IN A COMA and then provides ZERO DETAILS about this VERY IMPORTANT LIFE EVENT.  Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bilal loves jokes... as long as he's the one dishing them out; John drops a steak on the ground because he's drinking beer in the morning (or is he?); Yve finds a plumber to install the bidet. Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Free stuff! Visit AdamAndEve.com and get 50% off any one item (plus free gifts!) using offer code CRAYCRAY at checkout. Download WordLook for free from the app store today Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally meet Thais, Patrick's Brazilian fiance, who hasn't told her dad she's getting married; Shaeda meets Bilal's kids; Kara's family has a dinner with Guillermo and... they all like him. Free stuff! Visit AdamAndEve.com and get 50% off any one item (plus free gifts!) using offer code CRAYCRAY at checkout. Take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We meet Patrick, who actually learned to speak the language of his significant other; Miona and Jibri "cook" chicken alfredo; Kobe has an emotional reunion with his son. Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. For 50% off your first order (and free shipping!) with Feals CBD, visit feals.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY at checkout Go to TryFirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY to get 6 bottles for $29.95 plus free shipping Download Being Trans wherever you get podcasts Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ari gets wine in the face; Bilal patronizes Shaeeda about being grateful; Emily is horny and carrying lingerie in her purse. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Be sure to close that window when you go through the car wash. Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The cast all love Mike and gang up on Ximena, even though we see footage of Ximena telling Mike to never give her more money; Ben divulges details about his SECOND trip to San Bartolo where he can't find Mahogany until she "miraculously appears" on the beach. Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. For 50% off your first order (and free shipping!) with Feals CBD, visit feals.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY at checkout Visit FirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY to get 6 bottles of wine for $29.95 PLUS free shipping! Take your FREE in-depth hair consultation and get 15% off your first order at Prose.com/CRAYCRAY.  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before the 90 Season 5 come to a close and nothing much happens. Jasmine then gives us the best performance we've ever seen on a 90 Day Tell All. Get 50% off your first Little Spoon order with promo code CRAYCRAY. Visit LittleSppon.com. Text CRAY to 64-000 to join FitOn for free! Text CRAY to 64-000! Download WordLook for free from the app store today Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything about these couples is confuso. Very confuso. Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY to get 10% off your first month. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gino proposes to Jasmine with a glass-diamond ring, because he "doesn't know anything about diamonds"; Ximena dumps Mike at a pool bar and he goes full Pole-run. Visit workable.com and start hiring today with a risk-free 15-day trial Download WordLook for free from the app store today Visit MagicSpoon.com/CRAYCRAY and use code CRAYCRAY to get $5 off. Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jasmine's mom meets Gino and she hates him about as much as Ximena hates Mike; Ben takes a road trip with Mahogany to deepen their relationship... but they can't even agree on Jesus. Get 50% off your first order with Little Spoon by using code CRAYCRAY at checkout Visit workable.com and start hiring today with a risk-free 15-day trial Download Trivia Puzzle Fortune for free from the app store today Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thank you to Jake from Reality Gays for co-hosting for this episode! Ximena hates Mike more than any other fiance ever in the history of this show. Visit BetterHelp.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY14 to get 10% off your first month Text CRAY to 64000 to try FitOn for free Visit workable.com and start hiring today with a risk-free 15-day trial Downloa Trivia Puzzle Fortune for free from the app store today Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mahogany is real, and she decides to meet Ben for an empanada, despite the extremely concerning train story text she received 12 hours prior; Ximena hates Mike; Ella books a ticket to Dubai. Visit Stance.com and use code CRAYCRAY to get 15% off your first purchase. Get 50% off your first month of CBD at Feals.com/CRAYCRAY or use code CRAYCRAY Go to Prose.com/CRAYCRAY for your free in-depth hair consultation and 15% off Visit TryFirstLeaf.com/CRAYCRAY to get 6 bottles of wine for $29.95 and free shipping  Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no episode this week because of the Superbowl, so we cover a new Matt Sharp show - Love Off the Grid, and also 90 Day Fiance Season 1. Did you love this ad-free episode? Sign up for our Premium Podcast feed and forget ads forever! Sign up for our premium podcast feed with 3x the content! Just go to http://realitycraycray.com for a 30 second sign up for as little as $5, or if you already have a patreon account, go to http://patreon.com/realitycraycray.  Follow us: Instagram: @90dayfiancecraycray and @going.kyle Twitter: @realitycraycray Online: http://realitycraycray.com Leave us a review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/90-day-fiance-cray-cray/id1423940128 Leave random feedback: http://realitycraycray.com/contact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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