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Mike and Rob pick up the pieces of their shattered podcast, then: where’s Vinny? (the answer will shock you); a week without a 3AH (last week); more weeks without any 3AH (this week and beyond); a new show for Rob & Mike (and a sneak peek!) Butt Tunnels & Milky Petes EP#001 Rob and Mike play some GTA5 and discuss: invitations to weddings from people who wouldn’t have been invited to yours; Rob got engaged, and it was a process; Mike’s lack of heat in his apartment; Rob’s refusal to plan his wedding; Rob & Mike don’t dance, except when forced to; the gentlemen ponder a name for this project; Rob’s chicken calzone stalking mission; Rob smells like pee; butt tunnels; alcohol makes being an adult bearable; caramel vs carmel (vs caramello); brunch drinks and mythological drinks. Follow us on Twitter at @NoiseIIMen! Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews!

The three a-holes reminisce about the year that was, and then: Nick at Nite shows; shared sitcom universes; dissecting the Frasier theme song; running out of gas; calling in sick illegitimately; West African missionary landlords; foot traffic idiots; FanDuel and DraftKings are stupid; Red Sox can’t fire John Farrell (yet); John Goodman’s okay but Roseanne sucks; Rob relies too much on technology; format change ahoy? Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The three a-holes are real wieners this week, because: Vinny might have asbestos-laden cancer; people who don’t charge their phones at night; Vinny respects obsessive people; Rob used to be #SkunkBoy; Vinny’s tumultuous year; Mike shills for every other podcast that exists; Mike’s go-to finishing move is bridge burning; President of Hell, Barbara Walters; we need to approve man-liberating formal khaki shorts; re-evicting the homeless; does Vinny still hate the homeless?; are fraternity presidents just former fratbros?; local car dealership commercial jingles; Vinny is getting medical tests done; Rob remembers the first time he met Seven-Eleven; Vinny eats VeggieBurgers for breakfast; has anyone ever seen you poop?; bathroom evacuation plans; bloodmoon; water on Mars. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The a-holes celebrate the big five-oh, by discussing: Vinny will never be president; being wrong about stuff as a kid; you never conquer a fear of heights; being forced to play outside as a kid; don’t invite Rob over to your house; peeing in turbulence; pretending to be thinking so people stop talking; are over the shoulder backpacks just purses?; waiting in line for game and phone releases; planning Halloween is a nightmare; Mike and Rob won’t dress in drag (probably); Facebook planning a “Dislike” button; Mike’s Reddit gift followup! Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The a-holes put on their sexy announcer voices, for: your ideal celebrity cruise; Vinny: Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Sarah Silverman, what’s his name? [Bill Burr]; Rob: Rob Gronkowski, The Rock, Louis CK, Chris Pratt; Mike: Chris Pratt, Daniel Craig, Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci; don’t give us verbal directions; Rob hates owing people; Mike owes Rob $15.50; Mike finally got his Reddit Secret Santa gift!; how many mugs are too many? (<1?); what the eff is a titter?; complicated scratch tickets; the art of playing Craps — “Yes or No”; gross gas station super stores; Vinny hates New England; Vinny cares more about Mario than Rob. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The gang is reunited and it feels so-so: where was Mike last week?; food, drank and sucking cups; suction cup basketball hoops; are gym showers worth the grossness?; Rob the Germophobe; Kim Davis & Mike Huckabee; Nicole Arbour’s (unfunny) fat-shaming; being a bad Samaritan; and much more. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

Vinny and Rob pick late over never, and then: Vinny is worried about retirement; Rob is worried about guns; immediate popular votes on all issues; Kim Davis is an idiot; you have to be willing to die for Chick-Fil-A to get Chick-Fil-A; twice as many guns is as good as no guns?; fat shaming is okay — if you keep it to yourself; Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

Mike regales Vinny and Rob with stories of his trip to Europe, then: is it bio-pic or bi-opic?; odd celebrity couples (like Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudaekis); Rob can’t follow Vinny on Facebook anymore; Vinny got inspired —  at the Pokemon World Championships in Boston; Vinny almost got shot — at the Pokemon World Championships in Boston; Christian Vlogger, Josh Duggar, Jared Fogle — Ashley Madison and worse allegations; the Ashley Madison hack is this year’s “The Fappening”; Rob can’t “I would” Jennifer Lawrence, but his girlfriend can; Mike’s well-traveled pink eye; Rob sentences his other friends to Friend Probation; “Hey Dude!” always sucked. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

Vinny and Rob press on without the the newly-Eurotrash Mike, about: Europe and their dumb diversity; we used to be called 4AH?; Hess bought by Speedway; local brands, brands changing names; Vinny being a drunk mess in front of his coworkers; party gender segregation; being a cop is probably boring Vinny has no time for your poverty; finding unspeakable things while trespassing; Pennsylvania sucks; collecting material things (or not!); Rob’s conspiracy theories on Donald Trump; having/being a crazy girlfriend/boyfriend. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The three a-holes shoot the ish’t like the old days, about: Ramen sold out; Vinny went on a date, Mike and Rob rate; Pumpkinhead on tap in August; Donald Trump campaign conspiracy theories; final episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart; Rob abandoning his girlfriend and mother body-swap; Mike in Europe (next week); can you be nostalgic for something you didn’t experience?; Chris Farley documentary; Adam Sandler’s act is tired; burning CDs is a pain in the ass. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The three a-holes turn elitist, about: Batman vs. Superman; The Warriors [come out to play-eeee]; bed-making philosophies; dating site personality questions; the best tastes aren’t necessarily food; how good is our science?; the Lexus Hoverboard; do you value non-iMessage-using friends less?; Vinny’s stupid huge family on Facebook; is tradition important?; Rob is stupid because he picks up the phone. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The three a-holes turn up the ass-iness, discussing: Vinny dropping the leg on those persecuting Hulk Hogan; the pitfalls of banging Tiger Woods; filming incidents instead of helping people in peril; jerks in traffics and sneaky cops catching speeders; your data is screwed, deal with it; tipping policies (including for prostitutes…); accidental Rhode Island prostitution; Boston 2024 is dead (and don’t give us the World Cup either). Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The three a-holes talk a bit louder than their background noise, about: what’s the next greatest veggie discovery?; the origin of “Broccoli Rob” [sic]; judging people by their refrigerators; pizza philosophy; peeing dreams; Quentin Tarantino; what to do when you call a wrong number; Rob & Vinny won’t be gay for each other anymore; 1990’s TV was deplorable; Ashley Madison data breach; why’d Vinny dump his girlfriend in February?; “Colonial Sanders” [sic] of Louisville, “Kentuck-ty” [sic] Rob vs. Mike bathing suit throw down (check our Twitter!). Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The two-and-a-half a-holes share their deepest darkest secrets, about: gay bakeries for everyone; shhh Bill Cosby’s in the news; Vinny hates both Dave & Buster; Vinny, the last-est Carmen San Diego fan; Rob disappoints bartenders; screw restaurant adventurers; rainbow soda is a nightmare; bowling is too strenuous for Vinny; buried alive vs. drowning vs. immolation; Vinny has zero survival instinct; space bores Vinny; and much more! (NOTE: If something seems off, it’s probably because you noticed this was recorded on two different nights!) Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a steamy message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

Mike gives Vinny & Rob the bluest of balls, then: Rob has a junk-dabbing dilemma; Current Rob going back in time to kill Young Rob; Vinny has no sense of lady ages; do ladies flirt with Vinny or are just being nice?; Rob’s creeping on old gym creeps; Training your parents on technology; Facebook games are the only thing keeping Vinny’s grandmother alive; the a-holes hate peripheral social networking platforms; it’s not fiscally responsible to go out to eat; bars don’t always post drink prices; how the a-holes spent their Fourths (…apart); how many fingers could you lose before you got suicidial?; and much more! Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Leave a steamy message on Vinny’s Sexy Hotline at 740-3AH-SEXY! Standard lost distance rates may apply. Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

Rob and Vinny engage in verbal sparring and jump cutting until Mike arrives, about: kissing (the sexy kind); our late friend Mike; getting into shape for bikini season; Rob’s [boring] jailbroken iPad; people who don’t respond to Facebook events (like Vinny); old man genitalia in gym locker rooms; gay marriage isn’t making Republicans feel happy; local liars, ruining history; Vinny can’t empathize with the future; the return of bad puns!; Rob’s terrible screenplay idea. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!

The three a-holes contemplate… Is Fall wetter than Spring?; Rob is a golden god (Hitler’d be proud?); girls who call their boyfriend’s “daddy”; Vinny hates girls who are into “everything”; closing the lid before you flush; Who’s on your Mount Rushmore?; being in the friend zone; eff you and your sun hat; Vinny is a submissive rafter; Rob’s dislocated jaw; skinny jeans are killing America. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio! We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt! _

The three a-holes hit their stride, talking about: hoping other people get hurt at the gym; LinkedIn sewer dwellers; software update frontier riders; get your goddamn bike out of the road; Jurassic World (NO SPOILERS!); Mr. Vinny, Child Hitter’er; Final Fantasy 7 Remake; lightbulbs make Rob suicidal; wedding parties make Vinny homicidal; Wingmom, Revisited. Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio!  We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!    

The three a-holes try as hard as they can, flavored as: car shopping, a lost art; hell yeah Wegman’s; jet fuel can’t melt steel beams; Vinny’s a 9/11 Truther; Vinny doesn’t get the Internet; Samuel L. Jackson wasted (in retrospect); Vinny’s Apple-thetic; hear Rob and Vinny have an on-air blow up!; Foo Fighters playing Fenway Park; Firefly and Arrested Development; E3 Prediction (singular). Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio!  We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!  

The three a-holes make a suicide pact, but not before they discuss: Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner; Fallout 4: Boston; Cities are inconvenient; Cosplaying and other hobbies; FIFA has gone crazy; Vinny’s unprotected sex campaign; Don’t be a braggart when you take your own life; Rob’s no fire scientist; Happy birthday, Vinny! Follow us on Twitter at @3AHPodcast! Find us in the iTunes Store or on Stitcher Radio!  We love ratings and reviews! Procure official merchandise in the 3AH Shop, powered by SpreadShirt!