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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

139 Episodes

121 minutes | Feb 3, 2023
Episode #136 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 1 – Serviss is Selling
Support the podcast on Patreon and get every episode a week early and other fun stuff! Our first reading of Garrett P. Serviss’ Edison’s Conquest of Mars is a real cracker jack, a tip-top lally-cooler!  Truly, an enjoyable book if for nothing more than the action movie quipping of Professor Sylvanus P. Thompson. All the … Continue reading "Episode #136 – Edison’s Conquest Ep 1 – Serviss is Selling"
30 minutes | Jan 18, 2023
Episode #135 – Book #23 announcement
Shake off your weighted blanket and put down that spoon you’re licking yogurt off the back of. It’s no longer cozy season, dammit! It’s time for Book 23 and we’ve got a listener recommendation that promises to be absolutely as uncozy as Christmas River was cozy. In fact, we’re not even certain Coziness had been … Continue reading "Episode #135 – Book #23 announcement"
145 minutes | Dec 23, 2022
Episode #134 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 3: Dehydrated Mummies
Support the podcast on Patreon where you’ll get every episode a week early and hear our recaps of the two other cozy Christmas mysteries we read this December! Our final reading Murder in Christmas River answers the deep, impenetrable puzzle at the heart of the book: How many people will show up to a cheesy … Continue reading "Episode #134 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 3: Dehydrated Mummies"
139 minutes | Dec 9, 2022
Episode #133 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 2 – Old Man Things to Talk About
Support the podcast on Patreon and hear all about the batshit crazy cozy mystery we read last week: patreon.com/372pages Get the current book here: https://amzn.to/3Ura5W6 After 16 chapters we finally get a mystery! Who killed the fancy-dressing Gingerbread House judge who flew into town from Arizona? Sure, it’s a cliché as old as “The butler … Continue reading "Episode #133 – Murder in Christmas River Ep. 2 – Old Man Things to Talk About"
148 minutes | Nov 23, 2022
Episode 132 Murder in Christmas River – Ep 1 – Drunk Daniel
Support the podcast on Patreon and get some EXTRA cozy this Christmas season! patreon.com/372pages Get the book HERE (it’s free on Kindle Unlimited) Well, Conor and Mike are back in Cozyville where they tick off the cozy cliches: Sentient dog Drunk, unpleasant, misanthropic grandfather Horrible tourists Money-grubbing shop owners Platinum blonde pie shop workers who … Continue reading "Episode 132 Murder in Christmas River – Ep 1 – Drunk Daniel"
49 minutes | Nov 8, 2022
Episode 131 – Christmas River Murder Ep 1 – Announcement
Our patreon supporters have been reading this book for a week already! Join in the fun at patreon.com/372pages Get the book here (Free on Kindle Unlimited) Super Constitution behind them, Mike and Conor look toward a future of cabins that have beds with way too many pillows on them, you know, where you go to … Continue reading "Episode 131 – Christmas River Murder Ep 1 – Announcement"
136 minutes | Oct 21, 2022
Episode 130 – Super Constitution Ep 5 – Welcome Back, Troika!
Find out our next book before everyone else when you support the podcast on Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here To quote the perpetually stoned kid who sawed his finger off in my high school Shop Class and had it surgically re-attached, writing in my year book, “What a long, strange trip it’s been!” Emphasis … Continue reading "Episode 130 – Super Constitution Ep 5 – Welcome Back, Troika!"
129 minutes | Oct 7, 2022
Episode 129 – Super Constitution Ep 4 – Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!
Support the podcast on Patreon! Once we hit 1000 supporters, Mike will watch Forrest Gump for the first time as a live watchalong! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, we’re one ep away from being done with Charles Kim’s ̶i̶n̶s̶a̶n̶e̶, u̶n̶h̶i̶n̶g̶e̶d̶ m̶a̶n̶i̶f̶e̶s̶t̶o̶ novel and one thing is becoming clear: unless you hold multiple degrees from … Continue reading "Episode 129 – Super Constitution Ep 4 – Miss Sequoia, AOOOOgaaaa!"
137 minutes | Sep 23, 2022
Episode #128 – Super Constitution Ep 3 – Miss O’Hara’s Smiling Body
See how our trip to the Mall of American Bubba Gump Shrimp Company went, only on the 372 Patreon! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re deep into Super Constitution now and this is our chance to see how the sausage is made (HINT: it requires a killing ray).  Another big question is answered as Miss … Continue reading "Episode #128 – Super Constitution Ep 3 – Miss O’Hara’s Smiling Body"
144 minutes | Sep 1, 2022
Episode #127 – Super Constitution Ep 2 – LONG MONOLOGUES!!
Support the podcast on Patreon! Get every episode early and other exclusive fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Well, after a rough start we’re back on track. Super Constitution was a little strange out of the gate but now it’s nothing more than a classic sci-fi nov– haha, I can’t finish that sentence. It … Continue reading "Episode #127 – Super Constitution Ep 2 – LONG MONOLOGUES!!"
144 minutes | Aug 8, 2022
Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles
Support the podcast on Patreon to get every episode early, hear our recent live show from Minneapolis, and more great stuff! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here Webster’s defines “insane” as THIS BOOK! Find out how a book titled SUPER CONSTITUTION is hornier than The Mister, Susan Fletcher, and a Moon People date at Red Lobster combined. We’ll … Continue reading "Episode #126 – Super Constitution Ep 1 – Octopus Tentacles"
38 minutes | Jul 15, 2022
Episode #125 – Book 21: Super Constitution
(This book may be a little hard to find because our Patreon supporters learned what it was a week ago and bought up all the copies. Join them so you don’t miss out in the future! patreon.com/372pages ) Get the book here The podcast is now officially old enough to legally drink, if you are … Continue reading "Episode #125 – Book 21: Super Constitution"
136 minutes | Jun 17, 2022
Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5
Come see us do our first LIVE PODCAST in three years, Friday 7/22 at Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis! Details on our facebook and twitter pages. Thanks to everyone who supports the podcast on patreon. Find out when live show tix are on sale, get every episode early, enter contests, and other fun stuff! patreon.com/372pages … Continue reading "Episode #124 – Gump & Co Ep 5"
120 minutes | Jun 1, 2022
Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4
Support the podcast on Patreon, where you can watch Conor drink gross New Coke variants, hear Mike’s story teased in this ep, and so much more! patreon.com/372pages Get the book here We’re past the halfway point in Gump & Co., and in this episode, so much Gump, so much Co., so much ass!! Seriously, could … Continue reading "Episode 123 – Gump & Co Ep 4"
133 minutes | May 17, 2022
Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3
Support the podcast on Patreon, the only place to hear our Minneapolis live show and see our trip to the Mall of America Bubba Gump Shrimp Company! Get the book here Oh, come back lengthy, unending descriptions of New Coke! You are missed. We’ll put down here what might be discussed during this episode and … Continue reading "Episode #122 – Gump & Co. Ep 3"
136 minutes | May 3, 2022
Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2
Our first full episode of diving into the Winston Groom book Gump & Co. So much is uncovered here, including Mike’s grandmother’s encounter with Houdini, Conor’s visit with broadcasting legend Larry King, some Dumb Sentences and some Real or FanFic; during which Mike either does or does not repeat recent past triumphs! Patreon supporter goals … Continue reading "Episode #121 – Gump & Co. Ep 2"
26 minutes | Apr 8, 2022
Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co
Our beloved Patreon supporters have already been reading this book for a week! Join the fun at http://patreon.com/372pages Get the book here It’s time to announce our twentieth book, and there’s one question on everyone’s mind: will anyone be forced into a tree? Also, Mike & Conor do another round of Calibrate Your Tastes. It’s … Continue reading "Episode #120 – Book 20 – Gump & Co"
135 minutes | Mar 23, 2022
Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!
Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what the next book is! patreon.com/372pages Weeks ago, when we wandered out of the trees and mountains of the plains of Antigua and hopped on that unicorn’s back, we never could have imagined the places she’d take us. Or the sheer, unbelievable, immense … Continue reading "Episode #119 – Antigua Ep 7 – Eagle Man!"
143 minutes | Mar 9, 2022
Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!
Support the 372 Patreon! Bonus Real or Fanfics, classical minis, other weirder stuff! patreon.com/372pages “Displace one note and there would be diminishment, displace one phrase and the structure would fall.” Salieri on Mozart but it could easily have been spoken by Conor or me about the Ellis’ classic book, Antigua: The Land of Fairies Wizard … Continue reading "Episode #118 – Antigua Ep 6 – Teens!"
143 minutes | Feb 11, 2022
Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective
Support the Podcast on Patreon to get fun stuff like a Meet The Authors with Bill Corbett, Conor’s breakdown of an iconic hip-hop sample, and every episode early! patreon.com/372pages Just a few of the animals mentioned in this episode’s reading: dogs, cats, cows, roosters, chickens, pigs, goats, horses, cattle, foxes, squirrel monkeys who make all … Continue reading "Episode #117 – Antigua Ep 5 – Animal Collective"
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