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THIS WEEK: How to make a successful podcast, Komodo Dragons are not real dragons, Eric went to the LA Zoo, Two guys accidentally rob a sperm bank, Zelensky meets with Biden, More countries need nuclear weapons, New Oppenheimer movie, The dark origins of Anime, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Defending yourself during a robbery, Modern day cattle wranglers, What ancient military would you want to be a part of, IDF needs a new War league, Biden signs Marriage Equality Act, New gerrymandering, P22 Mountain Lion captured, Mayor of LA’s new plan to fight homelessness, Crime isn’t new, Walmart raising prices because of theft, Being a Vet’s manager at a retail store, War reenactments, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: New studio setup, Who still uses a suitcase, Cocaine Bear, Old Ursala vs New Ursala, Black Panther or Lion King, Larston interrupts, No good ways to walk dogs, U.S.A. beats Iran in World Cup, Taiwan vs Thailand, Bars vs Pubs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Willie was in Vegas and won Craps, The South Dakota Hawks, Dogs fighting people, Dog Metal band Caninus, Autism and Death Metal, Canadian's making fun of U.S. for shootings and healthcare, Going back to visit your school as an adult, Capital Punishment, The Mob running Wind Power in Italy, The Woke Mob and PC Police, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: The proper way to measure drugs, Doing dope, Catching Spider-man disease, The new Elvis movie, Pumpkin eaters, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: 2 DaBaby's, Work Fight Clubs, Micro Plastics, Cocaine Bear in Kentucky, Suburban Legends, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: How people eat placenta, Escargot and other weird food, Donating sperm and blood (not at the same time), peeing blood, Speeding woman on cocaine kills drunk driver high on meth in North Las Vegas, The most expensive drugs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: This week: Zedd's Las Vegas residency, Daren Metropoulos owns playboy mansion, Jackson Mississippi doesn't have clean drinking water, Everything revolving around Jews is a conspiracy, Monkey pox death in Texas, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: TikTok in other countries, Chinese comedy movies, Viking Berserkers, Dubai, blood money, Cum bombs, Modern Bank Robberies, What's your blood type, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Willie and Eric are matching, The Irish, Going to Europe, The magic of oil, Tar and Feathering, Nancy Pelosi goes to Asia, Insider trading, Bombing the middle east, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Copyrighting catchphrases, Willie would be a bad sports announcer, Messing up TV show intros, Geniuses vs Experts, Elon Musk's dad impregnates step-daughter, When does Elon Musk come out as a super villain, Hollywood Stars Homes Tour, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Don't let the 90's hold power over you, NASA fell off, Russian Tools, The world is changing, Step Parent Problems of the day, Home Run Derby, Record high heat in UK, Why don't we rescue people, Citizen App is the next Clubhouse, Diseases that mark you, Round Up and how everything causes cancer, Moss and Company suck, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Bad Jay Z impression, Rhetorical questions, Different calendars, Where are the new Messiahs, Is Tom Cruise the most recent profit, Cold Stone Steve Austin, More Profit and Messiah talk, Jesus’ real name, School disaster drills, Eric’s shower door exploded, Being lucky, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Happy 4th of July, 1-3 kid rule in China, We need new cities, Hawk stepdad, Politicians asking for money, We'll never have another revolution, Willie's a hypochondriac, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Why we missed the last two weeks, The different heavens and hells, The Supreme Court needs to calm down, Unidentified rocket hits the moon, Dumb aliens, R Kelly gets 30 years, Ghislain Maxwell gets 20 years, Dancing With The Stars Behind Bars, Summer sucks as an adult, Don't treat your friends like dogs, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: A bi-lingual podcast available in only 1 language, Eric turned 37, South Korea is so much better than North Korea, Dictators and Religion, Change 3 point rules in Basketball, Don't get your info from comedy podcasts, No more terms for politicians, Too much Star Wars and Marvel, Cleaning shit off shoes, Kids fighting vs Dogs fighting, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: We're joined by comedian Rob Pugliese and talk about Connecticut, How good things were when the mob was in charge, Exploiting EBT, How we're an injury away from being ruined, Hospitals giving happy endings, Eric almost getting his shoes stolen, Bullying, The types of jokes we hate, Commenting from the outside, and more! Rob Pugliese is a Comedian, Actor, and Host of the No Charisma Podcast. You can watch him on Amazon Prime on The Red Rob Roy Show and be sure to catch him live whenever you get the chance! FOLLOW ROB PUGLIESE IG: https://www.instagram.com/robpugcomic Red Rob Roy Show: https://www.theredrobroyshow.com/ POD: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-charisma/id1509357555 A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: Mandatory test to see what job you get, We need more ethics tests, Construction is still going on in Eric’s building, Demolition is much easier than fixing it up, Fart jar Youtuber now selling jars of Boob Sweat, The four pillars of kinks, No one knows old languages, Eric’s dad saying goodbye to his house, Willie finds out about his buddies weird kink, Willie and Eric end on a great button, and more! (but it’s all before the button) A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: This week: Clapping intro, Not all true stories are good, The discovery of the first dinosaur, Theories used to be fun, Galileo beat his charges, Birds are scarier than lizards, Introducing ‘Scam of The Week’,  A man is charged with trying to sell a dog that doesn’t exist, The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Trial has gone on so long, When the law uses your middle name, We need a way out of segments, You don’t want local insurance, Modern day loan sharking, America has always been good at marketing, UFO’s are back and are a national threat, Coming up with cool weapons is a great job, Iron Man is better than a drone, The Suggestions of War, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano

THIS WEEK: The little Mermaid, Swimmer Vs Whaler, American Ninja Warrior can drop the warrior part, Japanese Game Shows, Learn “Thank You” in other languages instead of curse words, Our food order gets canceled, Is It Cake, Soulja Boy Scams, The Nigerian Prince Scam, Complaining about App workers, The Mob should care about Climate Change, Willie will never be Jimmy Fallon, Story about a Last Meal from Patreon subscriber Kev, and more! A podcast from two comedians who only read headlines. Every week stand up comedians Willie Simon and Eric Freedman tackle some of the worlds most pressing issues with no chance of ever solving them. Jokes first, facts sometimes. SUBSCRIBE ON PATREON FOLLOW 2 DUMB BABIES Instagram - @twodumbbabies FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON Instagram - @williesimon_ FOLLOW ERIC FREEDMAN Instagram - @ericjfreedman FOLLOW TONY CELANO Instagram - @tonyjcelano