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Advertising has reached new heights this week as KFC plan to launch a zinger burger into space… because… like marketing and stuff. James discovers the hidden world of Brisbane’s missed connections. We find out if your wife getting kicked out is legal, what makes fonts sexy, can you hack ethically, attitude apparel and why the fuck is there coffin in your cupboard? Topics: – KFC launching Zinger burger into almost space – Can my parents kick my wife out? – Why is there a coffin in the cupboard? – Brisbane’s missed connections from Craig’s List – Attitude shorts – Ethical Hackers If you enjoy the show, you can subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically! If you’d like to give us some advice, tell us a tale, or just have a chat, jump on over to our Facebook page, @AdvisoryPodcast on Twitter or shoot us an email show@advisorypodcast.com.

Selling drugs in a pizza place, YouTube clickbait, fidget spinners and Social Media Managers. Topics: - Selling drugs in a Papa John's Pizza place - Working for the Police as Social Media Manager - What's a fidget spinner and why do I want one? - Nasty YouTube Clickbait - Becoming The Wookie - Using AfterPay to buy drugs If you’d like to give us some advice, tell us a tale, or just have a chat, jump on over to our Facebook page, @AdvisoryPodcast on Twitter or shoot us an email show@advisorypodcast.com.

The meme collector blackmails his dad with memes, how to become a hacker, The Matrix Remake, Harry Potter taxes and ghost attacks! Topics: - Random boners when I go swimming - Using memes as a form of revenge on my dad after he found my meme folder - The Matrix remake - What makes some people more susceptible to incubus and succubus attacks? - How to become a hacker - How do taxes work in the Harry Potter universe? We reveal some deep dark secrets and our relationship breaks down over the choir liar. You can watch the video version of this episode on our YouTube channel and if you enjoy the show you can subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically! If you’d like to give us some advice, tell us a tale, or just have a chat, jump on over to our Facebook page, @AdvisoryPodcast on Twitter or shoot us an email show@advisorypodcast.com.

This week it's all about people bringing their pets to funerals, coffee haters, space as we know it not existing and the best Australian superhero. Topics: - Drug smuggling ecstasy bird that was arrested by border patrol after trying to sneak a backpack full of pills into Kuwait. - The funeral dress code and whether or not dogs are allowed at funerals. - What to do if you think coffee sucks. - How do we know space is real and it's not part of some fale reality. - The Truman Show & Bio Dome combined sequel - James the Sugar Glider: Australia's number 1 superhero aka The Australian Batman.  You can watch the video version of this episode on our YouTube channel and f you enjoy the show you can subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically!  If you’d like to give us some advice, tell us a tale, or just have a chat, jump on over to our Facebook page, @AdvisoryPodcast on Twitter or shoot us an email show@advisorypodcast.com.

In this episode Jame5 and 7odd become the Australian Daft Punk and Slipknot version of Uhh Yeah Dude.  We chat about the Create Queensland YouTube event and why we need Daft Punk style helmets to compete with all the hotties.  Finally, James reveals a cat incident which made him hate cats for life.   Topics: How to deal with running into boring people How do I get rid of my girlfriend's cat Todd discovers YouTube and spices up his life with the Spice Girls  Our new 80's celestial space advice podcast Why cats are fuckheads   If you enjoy the show, you can subscribe on iTunes to get episodes automatically: goo.gl/J1EzRE, or if you'd like to watch a video version of the show you can check out our YouTube: goo.gl/EDZQM0 If you'd like to give us some advice, tell us a tale, or just have a chat—jump over to our Facebook, Twitter or Instagram or shoot us an email show@advisorypodcast.com

  We need to develop a universal sign or signal for "your zipper is down" because this is starting to get ridiculous! We drop that red hot Lil' Bow Wow news: He's boasting, the internet's roasting! We talk about the dangerous wonders of open house parties and parents who don't know shit about tech. Todd takes us on an EDM adventure and we want to know your Myspace song. Topics: - Vegan Wedding - Teenager grounded for throwing an open house party--is mum allowed to take my phone and xbox?   www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast   Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

We’re putting together a competitive Overwatch team on PS4—this is not a drill, get your PSN names in!  Earl wants to know if farting on a first date is a forgivable sin. We help him understand the intricacies and the Bill Nye science of stink management and the profound impact a can of Lynx Africa can have on a relationship. (Also, do people who work for a company have to use that product as their go to? Like if you’re the CFO of Lynx—do you have to wear Lynx?)  Government hating Mary wants the government out of her marriage and out of her business!  Listener reviews that make us laugh get a gift!  Topics:  - How to neutralise bodily odour  - Customising the modern marriage  Watch the video of this episode on our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

STOP THE VAPE! This cannot be a coincidence—5 people I know this week have begun to vape. I can only assume that vape juice has been dumped into our water supply is now corrupting the masses #StopTheVape. (This did lead to Todd revealing some private text messages in an attempt to besmirch my good anti-vape name).  Questions: - When does my diploma run out?  - When is saying “shut up and dance with me” inappropriate?  - I bought a male dog recently and I was never told he had gotten another dog pregnant. Now they’re selling the puppies. I have the dad. Do I have any rights to say what happens to these puppies? - How do I stop the neighbours kids from playing on my lawn?  Todd completely misremembers the movie Grease and recounts the prison scene he definitely remembers being in the film. We also explore deadbeat dog dads, dog ownership rights, Tilikum your dog and Todd’s Lightning McQueen and Cars movie theory.  Finally, we wrap things up with a quick breakdown of the only comic book movie that matters—Billy Zane’s The Phantom.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out the show in video form: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

This is a video podcast and you can watch us in pristine, yet out of focus, condition right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVZP62CYu8  In this episode Todd basically reveals that he knows nothing about me and is in need of some serious James Updates.  We help someone decide whether or not buying drugs for their boss is part of their work place responsibilities, which really sets James off on weed culture. But really a crime for a crime is the only way to address an issue like this.  Someone else wants to know how they can ask for their old job back without seeming desperate? And we do a quick review of Thirteen Reasons Why, Iron Fist, Beauty and the Beast, Logan, Ghost in the Shell and some stuff we’re just not going to finish.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

It’s a whole new world - a new fantastic point of view… in video form. We upset a sex doll company by not offering video for our podcast so we caved to their demands and now we’re live in prerecorded video. Check out the video for this episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmDHXDn_wd8&t=19s  Topics:  -We deliver a sure fire strategy for overcoming restaurant, menu and ordering anxiety.  -How to get a trust paid out early using the flawless 3 step Warren Buffett process.  -How do I get my wife to chill out about me cheating on her?  -Also, just real quick, the Queen isn’t real, she’s a human puppet in a strange, yet royal, Weekend at Bernie’s style scenario.   Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/t...   www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

Investigative journalists uncover a story deemed too hot for A Current Affair - local poo pandemic where businesses are being forced to move due to taxi drivers shitting in the streets. We seize this series of unfortunate events and turn it into a local tourist attraction - The Big Pineapple …of shit. Also, I apologise for putting pet owners on blast for 3 straight minutes in this episode. I hope we can learn from this and move forward together. Finally, If you ever lose your house keys - follow these simple and easy steps. (Also Todd is an arsonist).  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com  

We discover the craziest ad copy ever written for one of the craziest perfume scents ever made - we’re talking cat scented perfume here people. Todd reveals some deeply held smell secrets. Todd made a ludicrous purchase and is now apparently heading into the live streaming podcast game via CB radio for truckers. We help Dana who, after getting into a schoolyard brawl, now thinks in slow-motion. The secret is to never punch a Gypsy and pay it forward, like that Shia LaBeouf movie Holes. Todd’s uncomfortable with sperm donation and sexy Hearthstone.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

  Wiki Leaks Vault 7 info dump reveals Batman style open mesh network that turns your mobile into a listening device.  Height Liars & Tall Tales.  Arnold Schwarzenegger’s New Jobs.  Do judges make deductions if they don’t like your figure skating music?  What is the best song ever made?  What is and isn’t socially acceptable.  Another Socially Awkward James Tale.  Should I hit on my stepmum? ANNOUNCEMENT! Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

Jellybean Todd and Award Winning James tackle possum problems and pick apart some issues with The Walking Dead.  Other topics:  How to start a band with no friends.  Stevie Wonder Isn’t Blind.  We rank ourselves with the Coolness Ranking System.  A Tale From James’ Past.   Weekly recommendation.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

In this weeks episode we are discuss Iceland’s hatred of pineapple on pizza, Todd opens up about his traumatic experience with fast food, we discuss how to get out of going to an engagement party and we figure out why James is such a bad influence. Energy drink shots are fired and Todd discovers Haul Videos.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

James’ parents rank their children.  A Twitter follower teaches us how to sell without getting caught.  James uncovers his saxophone recording history.  Todd ditches Rockstar for the new hit energy team in town.  A listener gets touched by an Alien or an Angel.   Tattoo prejudice and clean skin hatred.  Share it with your guild.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

This episode of The Advisory is unofficially brought to you by Rockstar Energy, who are also now unofficial title sponsor of our new endeavour; Competitive Podcasting. Say goodbye to sports, competitive gaming, e-sports and athletes, it's time to Slam The Juice!  Also on this episode we talk about the recent sex ghost haunting UK reality TV show, which lead us to discover Spectrophilia; the fetish where people want to have sex with ghosts and images in mirrors. Harambe Cheeto selling on eBay for a ridiculous amount of money.   The Rock vs Dwayne Johnson: who would win a real life brawl.  Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Dwayne Johnson: The ultimate show down.  Rapid Fire Questions!  Can I get in trouble for growing vegetables at school?  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

Guest host David from the Art For Artists podcast joins us to sling some advice and have a chat. An awkward exchange of money involving unnecessary touching. A special thanks to the people who suggested podcasts to listen to. How to deal with perving neighbours with porn addictions. What to do with a scuba license. Todd loves Frankie Muniz and David loves Agent Cody Banks. What is Frankie Muniz up to right now?  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com

On this weeks episode we discover the pros and cons of hiring a Flash Mob. Why Mr Michael ‘Basketball’ Jordan is so tall and how you can use his scientific methods to get taller. How to propose when you don’t have friends and actual scientists want to kill BigFoot.  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com  

Smello-vision is back… but in the porn industry. CamSoda releases smell mask called OhRoma to enhance your VR porn experience. Girls possessed after failing to pass on WhatsApp chain mail.  How Amanda Bynes get The Amanda Bynes Show?  James sucks at negotiation and gets rejected by Optus.  Why are people buying vinyl when CDs and cassette taps are clearly the best way to listen to music? (CDs are the new future currency). How to covertly convince anyone to do whatever you want.  Our first and last CD purchases.  Ratings and restrictions aren’t like they used to be. Todd’s neighbour has gone missing and he doesn’t know what to do about it. (We accidentally make you all part of a crime). (Forgive us for the plosives and the pops! We recently upgraded our recording gear and we’re still figuring out how to use it. Thanks for understanding!)  Subscribe on iTunes to get new episodes automatically: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-advisory/id1027250910?mt=2  Check out our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkizS98bAsjFePMV14ISKxA  www.facebook.com/advisorypodcast  www.twitter.com/advisorypodcast  www.instagram.com/advisorypodcast  Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/theadvisory/shop  Advertising opportunities are available! Contact us at show@advisorypodcast.com