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2 Beers In- Austin – The Weightless Podcast Network
30 minutes | Apr 22, 2019
The Enchanted Adventuretime Episode
… As Brett preps for Japan, Monica recaps Seattle, and everyone at the table has a story about Enchanted Rock, involving torrid degrees, bees, and … “Probably sex.” Keep up with your tour guides, and enjoy responsibly.
39 minutes | Dec 20, 2018
The Lean Alternate Machine and Somebody Is Mean Episode
We went ahead and broke continuity to present these during the holidays! Brett and Monica are joined at The Brewtorium by Doug & Jessica. Jessica shares her dark suspicions about The Aristocrat Lounge and gives a blow by blow description of how someone at a church was mean to her. By the way, this whole episode was recorded on Monica’s hand-held Zoom recorder with a back-up on her iPhone 6. By the time Brett had all of his equipment set up, we were out of time. Wahh-wahhh. Brett is also annoyed at how good it sounds
30 minutes | Dec 11, 2018
The Getaway Episode
Brett is about to leave for Japan, Monica returns from Seattle and every one of them has a story about nearby Enchanted Rock – even guest Andrew, whose encounter with bees is the stuff of horror films! Do enjoy the mayhem responsibly!
34 minutes | Nov 20, 2018
The Introverted Extroverts Episode
Enjoy your favorite libation as Brett & Monica recall Giving tours at the opening of a whiskey distillery where it was too hot to drink, Both learn their tolerance for socializing. Monica experiences irony during a gig at The Thinkery where you work for s’mores and flan. The 6 Things Healthy People Do Every Morning as opposed to, y’know, what THEY do! As always, enjoy responsibly!
37 minutes | Oct 30, 2018
The Tomorrow-land Episode…
Brett and Monica are joined by podcast & Aristocrat regular Doug for Remembrances of our first exposure to wondrous inventions that are ordinary today. Stuff like sensor faucets, paper towel dispensers, clumping cat littler, HDTV – stuff like that! You won’t look at the commonplace in quite the same way, so come laugh with us! As always, enjoy responsibly!
40 minutes | Oct 16, 2018
The Ne’er Do Well” Sister Show
Simone, Eric, Val, and James join Brett & Monica on an episode where Marriage proposals abound: Valerie – from a Korean taxi driver AND Brett. (She was torn, let me tell ya!) We’re strapped trying to NOT talk about the weather because Val hates that, except for discussions of wildfires and sunscreen. (It’s summer, okay?) Brett updates Simone on their Dad and his latest quirks, including a discussion of Black Sabbath. Wench Monica explains to people who don’t speak English the Dinner/Entertainment concept of King Henry’s Feast and how it’s different from Medieval Times. Simone gives props to Brett for coaching a Russian reporter for the World Cup on speaking of de better English. As always, enjoy responsibly!” Sister Show
29 minutes | Oct 11, 2018
The Marching Band Episode
Welcome to Season Two! We’ve Now Officially Run Longer Than “Firefly!” (Suck it, JJ Abrams!)Eric “DeKill” (who is off mic) and Valerie (who is ALSO off mic a lot) join Brett, Monica and Andrew joins the discussion. Marching band antics and routines. High school memories includes being “in the pit”, what “7 to 5” means, and the very popular “Time and Temperature” crowd-pleaser! Monica’s sister Why we’ll have to start swearing more in the podcast. Brett’s sister Simone and nephew (and fan of the show) James Austin Regional Clinic thanks Monica for not being a patient anymore! Gin in a bucket will work as a c-pap cleaner!
37 minutes | Sep 26, 2018
Space Cases and Flaming Tortilla Chips!
Brett and Monica are joined by Doug and Craig Journey through fact & fiction about the Cassini Mission, the X Rocket, and we find that naysayers have been saying nay for a few, nay, many years! What caused tortilla chips to ignite – twice? Join this strange trip, but, as always, enjoy responsibly! http://media.big-big-truck.com/2BeersIn/2BeersIn-EP121.mp3
33 minutes | Sep 18, 2018
The Shanty Magoo Episode
With no one at the guest mics, Brett & Monica have no recourse but to discuss… An impertinent email Monica received from Ibrahem Magoo.We’re schooled as to WHY the lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.Brett confesses that in school he was bullied into singing sea shanties. It’s a sad story, man. Better pour yourself a cold one and buckle up. As always, enjoy responsibly.
34 minutes | Sep 5, 2018
The Travels & Travails Episode
Now with Extra Cheese! Brett, Monica & Andrew (with E.K. off mic) dig deep! Cultural appreciation of fine print on beer labels,Foreign children.Fromage, and Swiss cows,Confirming the myth that Carmelite nuns have delicious creamy centers. Listen in and enjoy responsibly! http://media.big-big-truck.com/2BeersIn/2BeersIn-EP119.mp3
32 minutes | Aug 27, 2018
The Age, Body, Mind and … Sheep Episode
Brett & Monica welcome Chad, Phoebe & Andrew The secret to Chad’s diet,Pickle juice slushiesGetting older – which is ironic since Andrew looks like a 9 year-old wearing a beard in an Amish play.Andrew did have a brief acting career but it involved sheep.Oh, and the 90’s were a simpler time, right? Come feel nostalgic with us – but enjoy responsibly! The Age, Body, Mind and … Sheep Episode
35 minutes | Aug 24, 2018
The Generalization Episode
Chad and Phoebe join Brett and Monica as we lump things all together. Every Gilbert & Sullivan operetta plot ever.Brett’s habit of paraphrasing every script.How every young person talks.How the Nativity story would sound with accents! Phoebe tells a joke.Monica is not the worst grandmother ever.Chad shares how grapefruit is the cilantro of fruit. It’s all very entertaining, generally speaking – just enjoy responsibly!
35 minutes | Aug 13, 2018
Kapow! It’s the Porn Episode!
Important life lessons, er, “explode” in this disquieting discussion of finding porn descriptions in America’s heartland… Found a condom? Don’t use it …God is real because “bananas”…Pierce Morgan, Purgatory, and the Spanish Inquisition – which no one expected! Not even guests Erik de Kill, Valerie de Bill or Doug!
40 minutes | Jul 31, 2018
Look Out! It’s The Kung Fu Robot Episode!
The first half-hour foray with guests Doug and E.K. The topics swerve into loopy language with Brett’s anime film “Goro-Red Requiem” and the deciphering a text Monica received, talking about “Malan Mama.” Why did “cabin supplies” end up in quotation marks on a sign on a jetway. Brett & Monica reminisce about jobs they’ve had that they were waaaaay overqualified for. It’s a Master’s Degree of funny, so grab your favorite robot and enjoy responsibly.
68 minutes | Jul 25, 2018
Lynda Carter Over Asparagus
Brett and Monica describe movies they’re NOT in. A close encounter with a Wonder Woman lookalike.The story of Brett’s 1985 World’s Fair private performance for Styx’s Tommy Shaw.A visit from the Punctuation Police. The usual shenanigans on our last hour-long installment. Enjoy responsibly and pace yourself.
57 minutes | Jul 19, 2018
The Ambivula Episode
If Brett dabbled in the pharmaceutical field, maybe Monica wouldn’t be such a “difficult” dental patient. There’s some disturbing geek talk about tweaking algorithms so hard their eyes water. Brett shares “How To Become A Voice Actor” and Monica in all seriousness lectures a bit about “The Pina Colada Song.” Enjoy responsibly with a festive paper umbrella
66 minutes | Jul 12, 2018
Ten Thousand Hours of Balls as Found on eBay
Have your notepad ready! We’re talking about $40 soup, Brett’s flu test, and information hoarding. The parade of topics also includes Father Tim, the “SJ” priest, an appreciation of a “Bastardly burn”, and Brett’s wanderlust to join “happy poor people” overseas. Emily joins us late and Doug basically shows up just in time to say goodbye! As always, Enjoy Responsibly.
66 minutes | Jul 3, 2018
From puppets to Penfold, the band Fragile Rock to movie theatre experiences, Brett & Monica cover a lot of topics with guests Jason Paris and Pax. There’s a launch party involving an actual rocket launch. Monica gets to turn what could have been every actor’s nightmare into a dream come true. Brett’s dad and his new favorite film. Just because you serve food and drinks at your movie house, it doesn’t make you Alamo Drafthouse. Brett & Monica zero in on the difference, along with the literal definition of “take a seat!” So, yeah, take a seat, settle in and enjoy responsibly.
66 minutes | Jun 26, 2018
…”Excuse me, We Have the Room!”
Hosts Brett Weaver and Monica Ballard take the shenanigans to 4th Tap Brewery, where someguy named Derrick wants to know, “What’s with the microphones?” Derrick missed the whole multi-cultural discussion on how some people in Canada hate it when people speak French! Then there’s the interesting translation of Japanese that E.K. Weaver is doing. Reprimands at coffee shops from supervisors and even strangers are addressed. Phrases to listen for include, “You’re cute! Let’s date!” as well as “Gu-ra, gu-ra, gu-ra!” Enjoy responsibly!
66 minutes | Jun 20, 2018
“Projects”, Live Chickens in the Greenroom, and a Red Velvet Stage
Oskar Blues is the place and Doug Fels is in our face! Brett and Monica recount a visit to the Winter Soiree with a clueless DJ, a bunch of non-dancers, and everyone but us had a “project” to discuss. We learn that Death by Coconut looks like a dark and angry beer, and a barrel-aged java might keep you up for all 8 nights of Hannukah! Brett gets a hybrid but The Man from U.N.C.L.E. once drove Monica’s car, so there! Justin Timberlake – the early years. Doug’s gripe about pizza with crawfish. how to make friends and influence people with banana bread pudding. If you think the beer is dark, wait until you hear the sign-off!
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