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2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

65 Episodes

109 minutes | a day ago
Ep. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes! - Get 20% Off and free shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to https://FitVineWine.com to order online for delivery straight to your door - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at MeUndies.com/BEARS - Get free shipping when you go to https://JoinFightCamp.com/BEARS and bring the boxing gym right to your home Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how Bert watches a movie, Ethan Suplee's weight loss transformation, what David Letterman thinks of Bert, HBO's Tiger Woods documentary, and how they would feel if their significant others passed away. They also watch AEW commentators flub Bert's name, respond to follow-up emails recommending monarchies for the Bears to check out, as well as emails poking holes in last week's original thoughts. Todd and Bart also announce their upcoming Big Game Live Show.
92 minutes | 8 days ago
Ep. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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81 minutes | 22 days ago
Ep. 62 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer
Are you ready to party with the bears this New Years Eve? Head over to https://ymhstudios.com/livestream and get your tickets now! SPONSORS: - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears Dr. Drew Pinsky fills in for Tom Segura and hangs out with Bert Kreischer as guest-bear on 2 Bears 1 Cave this week! They give Tom a call to check in on how he's doing, Bert confesses to lying to his therapist, and they give a call to a guy that texted Bert as a wrong number... Brandon seems pretty cool! Bert then reveals he had a full blood panel done and comes up with a game for Dr. Drew: guess how healthy I am? Before hearing the results, do you think Bert falls into the "healthy" or "unhealthy" category?
111 minutes | a month ago
Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer
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120 minutes | a month ago
Ep. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - Head to https://Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to https://Kamikoto.com/CAVE and use offer code CAVE for an extra $50 off - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://Whoop.com/bears to get your first month free - Download the World Series of Poker app and use promo code WSOPBEARS for ONE MILLION bonus chips when you sign up. Christina P joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura's place for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They start off by recapping Tom's basketball accident. They then discuss the joys of drinking alone, how Bert ruptured his testicle, their new favorite podcast "The Dictators," Eliot Page's recent transition, and their favorite reality show stars. Christina also reveals how she broke her tooth, and they have a FaceTime call with comedian Whitney Cummings.
95 minutes | a month ago
Ep. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE at https://ShipStation.com - Go to https://Kamikoto.com/CAVE and use offer code CAVE for an extra $50 off - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Go to https://Vuori.com/BEARS and get 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping on U.S. orders over $75 - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to https://NoDaysWasted.co/BEARS and use code BEARS at checkout for 20% off and free shipping in the US. - Go to https://Whoop.com/bears to get your first month free - Go to https://Zendesk.com/bears and see for yourself why the best customer experiences are built with Zendesk. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's new love of canned water and Tom's recent colonoscopy. They talk about Diego Maradona's passing and the resemblance he bore to Bert, how to get chloroform, Ari Shaffir's experience with salvia, and Bert's new tomahawks. The Bears take a look at abscess draining, fat deposit popping, and salivary stone removal videos, and wrap up by discussing their favorite life hacks.
99 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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89 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started. When it comes to insurance, it’s nice to get it right. - Go to Kamikoto.com/CAVE and use offer code CAVE for an extra $50 off - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears -Go to NoDaysWasted.co/BEARS30 and use code BEARS30 at checkout for 30% off and free shipping in the US. - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Talkspace.com or download the Talkspace app and use promo code BEARS for $100 off your first month. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.
91 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep. 56 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Get 20% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Go to Vuori.com/BEARS and get 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping on U.S. orders over $75 - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code BEARS at BubsNaturals.com. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by revisiting their new favorite thing on the internet: PLASTT. They also discuss Dr. Drew's new reputation, the birthday present Tom got Bert, peptides, times Bert has gotten hurt, their experience at 2 Bears, 1 Bowl, and what their next challenge will be.
79 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.
73 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon
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92 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler
SPONSORS: - Head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they could save you - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears -Go to NoDaysWasted.co/BEARS and use code BEARS at checkout for 20% off and free shipping in the US. - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Go to Talkspace.com or download the Talkspace app and use promo code BEARS for $100 off your first month. Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Ryan Sickler joins Tom Segura in his place. Ryan and Tom start out this episode by discussing Jeffrey Toobin's recent scandal and take a look at OJ Simpson's video response on the matter. They share stories from being on jury duty, and read an email from a super cool mom. This prompts Ryan and Tom to share some of their craziest sex stories, as well as stories about strippers, Woody Harrelson, and Ryan's old roommate.
71 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tommy and Brent are doing standup together at the Rose Bowl on 10/28! Get your tickets at https://www.2bears1bowl.com/ Did you miss the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE!? You still have time to watch it. Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Go to MugsyJeans.com/2Bears and use code "2BEARS" for $10 off! Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.
94 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at MeUndies.com/BEAR - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the recent presidential debate and getting hyped for their tennis match. Bert pitches a sci-fi comedy that he wants to make and discusses Dax Shepard's episode of "Armchair Expert" on sobriety. The Bears also look at comments YMH fans have left on the trailer for Bert's new show "The Cabin," discuss Bert's new Off-White sneakers, as well as how he was recently robbed. The robbery story prompts a conversation about ice. Which comedian do YOU think has the best ice?
66 minutes | 3 months ago
Ep. 50 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Saatva.com/theshit for $225 off your order - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. The 2 bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and are super super excited about the live show! They look up some fun toys to get for it and hope to question their sexuality by the end of the XXL event! We then check out the remaining hype men submissions for Tom and Bert. We then try to figure out who the most fun rich guys are, what Tom and Bert will waste their money on when they're fun rich guys, a little bit of smack talking about tennis, meggings, and more!
94 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep. 49 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - If you’re a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they could save you - Buffalo Trace. This is damn good whiskey - Get your first month free at ForHims.com/bears - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. - Go to Mugsy.com and use code "2BEARS" for $10 off! - Go to Feetures.com/CAVE to get $10 off your first pair! - Go to Talkspace.com or download the Talkspace app and use promo code BEARS for $100 off your first month. Bert Kreischer is back with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! They start off by discussing Bert's experience filming the upcoming game show "Go-Big Show." Bert shares stories about working with Snoop Dogg, Rosario Dawson, Cody Rhodes, and Jennifer Nettles, as well as his experience meeting Senator Cory Booker. Bert reacts to his wife LeeAnn's appearance on 2 Bears, and they discuss the hottest accents and the cheapest NFL teams. The Bears also review the black and British hype man submissions.
94 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep. 48 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bobby Lee
SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - FitVine Wine has partnered with the Navy SEAL Foundation to create a limited edition co-branded Red Zinfandel variety and is giving away 2 limited edition Navy SEAL Foundation Luminox watches. Go to FitVineWine.com/luminox-giveaway to enter. - Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Bobby Lee joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss Bobby's time working construction, their favorite Korean movies, Bobby's experiences with racism, his Gucci sunglasses, and more!
91 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep. 47 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & LeeAnn Kreischer
SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - If you’re a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they could save you - Go to hellotushy.com/BEARS to get 10% off your order -Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in prizes with your first deposit! - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but his wife, LeeAnn, joins Tom Segura in his place! LeeAnn weighs in on many of Bert's most outrageous 2 Bears moments. She reacts to his barehanded wiping, lends her opinion on his food intake, analyzes some of his many "Bertisms," responds to Bert's comments about their sex life, and more! She also reveals information from Bert's youth that is new to Tom and the 2 Bears audience.
90 minutes | 4 months ago
Ep. 46 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: -Sign up at PeacockTV.com to start streaming new episodes of A.P. BIO now. -Go to EstablishedTitles.com and enter BEARS at checkout to get 10% off. -Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS -Go to fitvinewine.com to order online for delivery straight to your door -Get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! -Go to NoDaysWasted.co/BEARS and use code BEARS at checkout for 20% off and free shipping in the US. -Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at the $1,000,000 top prize with your first deposit! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing boy-girl videos. Bert recalls talking to his daughters about them, and his experience with a dom. The Bears also discuss Ellen Degeneres, Hawaii surfer kids, Ron Jeremy, Israeli names, and tennis. Bert reflects on a jetski accident he had with his daughter, and they wrap up by discussing cool Japanese "stop time" movies.
86 minutes | 5 months ago
Ep. 45 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
SPONSORS: - If you’re a homeowner, head to Policygenius.com right now to get started and see what weirdly specific amount they could save you - Go to EstablishedTitles.com to become a Lord today and enter BEARS at checkout to get 10% off. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - For a limited time, get 15% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15%. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Tom getting drunk over the weekend. Bert then shares what his weekend was like, and why he got kicked out of someone's house. They discuss their want to hire a private investigator to be on retainer, their old nicknames, and guys that wear cologne. Tom wraps up the show by sharing a video of him singing to his son.
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