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Throbbing butt pain

A lot going on here. Not the least of which is how wet Russ is.

It's difficult to convey the joy and relief of the three of us (Kit is back, DUH) getting to sit in the same room together and chortle about college football for the first time in two years. Drinks and snacks abound. And a song even! Also, listen to us misuse words like benefactor and disillusion!

A show note - around the 19:55 mark, Tony incorrectly posits that the host of Spotify's Bandsplain podcast is named Yasil(?). Bandsplain is hosted by Yasi Salek and she is incredible. Listen to Bandsplain.

Through the miracle of modern science, we are back and fast-casual-spicy as ever. We enjoy a couple Narwaters from local heroes Monday Night Brewing and begin chipping away at the collective, generation-defining grief of the past year+.

Everything is fine! College football has started except also it hasn't yet! Kit is back (duh!)! A 25-minute chat became an 85-minute chat! The audio is bad! And there's internet latency! Russ referred to Florida's stadium as Doak Hill! This is Russ's podcast now!

Down Home Brewing CompanyMaybe by Christmas by Kyshona  Armstongbanana patch - dogface to the banana patch - this is how Russ talks 

Okay, there's a lot going on here. This is our first attempt at recording remotely ~i n t h e s e u n c e r t a i n t I m e s~. We used Zencastr for remote audio, and it works really really well, but there's some 60-cycle hum that I can't remove. This whole thing is an audio adventure! We drink BeatBox Party Punch and talk to Jeff Chassner, who runs sales there. My expectations were admittedly low(ish) going in and Jeff shattered them. I don't know how much party punch I'll be purchasing in the future, but it is a really interesting product. We listened to a single by John K. Samson that will melt you just like all of his other songs. This was fun and challenging to record and put together, and I'm really happy we did it. 

"Unconscious ignorance is not stupidity." 

This episode is a mess!! We offer you the finest under-informed tepid takes on healthcare, Europe, emo rap, Doritos, team flu, and there's an entire beer and song! Also ... starting at 35:30 Russ describes his own wenis, which should not be missed. The whole thing, just an absolute mess.

Happy New Year! We recorded this a few weeks ago, but it's all somehow still relevant, which is crazy given everything that went down in January. Would you believe there was recently more water in Tony's basement?

Please tweet Russ directly (@RussellSauve) about the ... beverages. You can buy a pair, or two pair, here and there, and before you know it," you're Dr. Seuss!!

"I love Mary Poppins, that's one of my favorite two movies ... rounding out the top two  is of course Rounders and all of the Oceans movies."

Dak Prescott warmup routine: https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2019/11/28/20977864/dak-prescott-dance-cowboys-warm-up

- A photo of delicious European chicken wings can be seen in this tweet: https://twitter.com/tonysimon/status/1197178877585612807- The beer is a CLASSIC example of a Blueberry Imperial Doughnut Stout. They don't have a page for it on their site, so here's a link to their, uh, homepage? - https://www.trimtabbrewing.com/

I'm not sure what exactly happened during this episode so please tweet at us (@1beer1song) if any parts were particularly good or bad.

BAKER HEINZ. Jesus Christ.

Everyone's favorite 80 bad dessert bar beer podcast is back. And after only one week!

Eric Miller from Yonah Mountain vineyards visited the studio and brought a whole bunch of wine with him. As we talk about in the episode, we tried to do a similar episode a couple years ago, but the final product was nowhere near even our incredibly low standards. This time we pulled it off, and we learned a lot about grape juice. I thought about breaking this up into two parts, but it's really best as one coniguous conversation, even if it takes you a week to listen to. Finally, this might be the (unintentionally) lip-smackingest, mouth noisiest episode we've ever done (RUSS). Some show notes: 9:30(ish) - we finally get into the wine and start with Sauvignon Blancses. 17:30 - we actually move toward the second wine, but it takes until ... 19:20 - a couple of Chardonnays! ~30:00 - lol a 12 minute song 44:20 - plug for The Trap Set with Joe Wong!!45:25 - only six bottles of red left lolol, starting with Genesis 9 (Bordeaux blend) 52:30 - Genesis 10(!!!) 1:03:15 - Genesis X Classic (what even is this?) 1:05:40 - Andy Capp's snack things 1:12:50 - Katherine's Cabernet (o god) 1:15:25 - listener question from @gvonk, "If animals could talk, which would be the best conversationalists?" This ends up taking a ... really long time. 1:21:48 - Russ remarks that I don't edit these. This took me a week to edit. 1:22:10 - Totem Classic ("infused" with brettanomyces), lol jk 1:22:48 - "platently" 1:26:35 - We finally get around to the Totem Classic (despite being entirely dead at this point) 1:32:44 - "You're nailing the head right over the nail." What a mess. So much fun.

Here's a short one with a beer from Six Bridges Brewing outside Atlanta and a song off the new Sturgill album. Yes, we know you have thoughts about Sturgill you're dying to share with anyone who will listen. Just save it. Take some breaths. Count to 500 million. You'll be fine.