We kick off this episode with an update on El Greco’s night at the 2018 Ovation Awards in L.A. Spoiler alert: There was no justice. But you’ll get to hear a killer track from his musical, Siamese Sex Show. If you like it, check out the whole album on iTunes or Spotify. Speaking of award shows, Monty reminisces about sneaking into the Oscars of porn in Las Vegas many years ago. But wait, there’s more: * Getting to know the woman you love by digging through her garbage at night * The perils of dating a woman who works at a massage parlor * El Greco gets an unexpected visit from a 250-pound woman who’s DTF * El Greco takes a woman to his plastic surgeon for a boob job * Boob-job woman throws shit all over El Greco’s car, and it turns him on * Boob-job woman offers to buy El Greco a monkey, leading him to suspect the shit was monkey shit Do we have merch? Does a Larry smoke corn? Support us on Patreon!