Top 8 facts about bagels: 8. Bagel is Hebrew for cream cheese boat 7. A dozen bagels is actually called a goblet. 6. Koalas love sesame seed bagels and eucalyptus cream cheese. 5. All properly baked bagels are buoyant for at least 35 seconds but less than one minute and ten seconds. 4. If you construct a monster truck rally diorama and use bagels in place of monster truck tires, your first grade teacher will refer you to special needs classes for at least half of your course load. 3. I don't understand it fully, but bagels refer to doughnuts as the prostitutes of the breakfast world 2. There are more e-books written about bagels than any other topic on Amazon 1. The bagel concept was launched in the middle east when one nomadic tribe of the desert wanted to find a non-pocketed alternative to the pita. A recent archaeologist team found a sand covered trunk filled with 38 ancient primitive shaped bagels and 128 origami swans. Visit: Bobby Gallant's Blog!