A full house in the Toe on the Trigger studio: Mike, C3K, and Niquole. It's C3K's birthday, and it is bittersweet for her. No one likes to get older, and some people just get downright depressed by it. They talk about shit techniques, and C3K's tilted colon. In Michigan, it has been made illegal to have buttsex and oral sex. How will they enforce this? After the break, they discuss the depravity of humanity. John from BrandX is getting all the credit for a bit that Daniel originally found, but whatever.