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I found a fairy who's been in the human world for 10 years now, and her name is Hillary Skank. She stopped by "the studio" (my bedroom) to be our very first in-house guest and share her wisdom with us. That wisdom, as it turns out, is limited entirely to cats and Star Trek: The Next Generation. And how tf do you pass on an interview with that? Therefore, in this episode, we did discuss the following subjects, which are listed in a sort-of-halfway-non-particular order: loving cats hating cats cats are dicks no they're not yes they are and btw yes they are humans worshipping false gods (cats) trans species/species fluidity being eaten by your pets when you die how clean cat/dog mouths actually are cats putting their asses in your face"pungent scent glands" my (Sandy's) fairy sweat my good-smelling shoulder me becoming a perfume sweat studies and collections Star Trek TNG (also the Enterprise, Voyager, and Deep Space Nine) comparing and assigning each of the characters from Star Trek TNG to specific cat breeds Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Commander William Riker, Data the Robot Android (but not like the phone), Counselor Deanna Troi, Lieutenant Worf, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Wesley Crusher, Geordi LaForge, and Tasha Yar sphynx cats,Siamese cats, Himalayan cats, calico cats, Maine coon cats, Cornish rex cats, orange tabby cats, cat roadkill, and Russian blue cats grey vs blue Shower Thoughts: cats edition thanks be to reddit cats and grammar correction what cats do when you're gone Dogs vs cats are Catholics actually addicted to cats cat birth control bird/dinosaur hunters vibrating cats Beethoven (both of them) butterfly wing repair Reading Rainbow goat sex Will Hillary Skank choose goat sex over having a bad reputation? Find out on episode 02 of There's Something About Fairy. {Read this again in the voice of that one dude who does announcer and/or movie trailer voices [if you weren't already (Also, why weren't you??)].} In the meantime, we've added some Star Trek TNG character/cat comparison photos to our website for your viewing pleasure. Engage. And one more for the road:

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