One day Josh crossed a bridge *watched a YouTube video* and decided to look under it *read the comments section*, and there he discovered an ugly troll *an insulting ranter*. The troll threatened to eat him *engage him in a verbal rant about nothing*, but Josh was clever *trollish* and killed the troll with a kick *ignored him completely*. And Josh lived happily ever after *continued reading the comments section*. Troll is the word, and it seems there's a bit of troll in us all thanks to the Internet. Join our trollish mob as we try to answer the Troll's riddles: What is a troll? And who qualifies as a troll in our day? And does the troll have any politics? And is he funny or annoying? Abe brings the research, and Efren brings us The Three Billy Goats Gruff, while Aaron and Josh troll them with contradictions. It's time for Extreme Trollcabulary!!!