The Useless Majors
About This Show
The Useless Majors is a scripted, narrative podcast about college graduates who work at a mall.
Also there's superheroes and villains and weird creatures and evil politicians and radioactive diplomas.
The Useless Majors is produced by Jordan Starcrash and Miles Jenks.
Most Recent Episode
Episode 10: 'Unpresidented: Politic-Talk-Boom,' or 'Minor Setbacks, Major Beginnings'
It's here finale! Episode 10 'Unpresidented: Politic-Talk-Boom,' or 'Minor Setbacks, Major Beginnings.' Following the events of episode 9, the entire UMU (Usless Majors Universe) is stuck. They have all been quarantined to the Marbleton High gymnasium, a designated safe zone, while the Jinglehammer destroys the town. Yes, the fabled Jinglehammer has been summoned (accidentally, by Mr. M), and after escaping the Marbleton Volcano, is wandering around the town, destroying everything in his path, searching for something. But for what? What's a but for what? Find out! As this goes on, drama, lies and misunderstandings threaten to destroy our heroes from within: Zwayne, afraid to face his destiny, continues to stall in any way. Manny, suffering a cramped style, does anything he can to hide from his father Mr. L. Patrick, feeling abandoned, has not been able to leave the stage. Without his friends around, he takes out his anger on the demanding captive crowd of heroes, villains, and regular citizens the only way he knows how: with music. Victor doesn't like this side of Patrick. David, barely surviving the booby-trapped dance-off with Evil Al, and attack by 200 bees that followed, has taken some much needed time to think about his life, the people in his life, and what he needs to do. BRE and Sheena have hit a bump in their relationship. If Sheena could stop being so stubborn, and BRE could get her eye-lamps fixed, maybe they could see where the other is coming from. And finally, Anne. Following the suggestion she got from her idol Broad Daylight, Anne is doing everything she can to resolve her friends' problems and form the Superhero team that she knows they could be, and that Marbleton really needs. Can she succeed in time to save the town from the Jinglehammer? Let's hope so! Meanwhile, the President-Elect Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat, works with Alfredo to write an acceptance speech, unaware his victory is one of the final pieces to Kaufman's evil plan for World Domination. .....A plan that does not involve Tommy, a plan that could seal his fate. But one man knows this, and is on a mission to save Thomas Duke and stop Kaufman before he can destroy/take over the World. ....Unfortunately, that man is the senile, kooky Randall 'The Duke' Duke. Can he save his son and thereby, the World? Find out on the Season One