This is a special mega episode to make up for the fact that we've sat on this recording for two months. We recorded this before our Bonnaroo spectacular SPINAROO, so no, you're not on psychedelics and experiencing time dilation; none of this makes chronological sense. But do you really come to us for sense? We sure hope not. We tried something new this time and inserted a lot of actual topic-staying-on with the normal burps and dick jokes. We go kinda deep on professional aspirations, cats, time travel, photography, Cincinnati history, and podcasts that inspire us. Protip: if Jason's sex advice doesn't give you an erection lasting longer than four hours, then nothing will. "Various Kitchen Utensils" gratefully borrowed from Skybox. This episode was produced by Lisa and Brigham, executive produced by Carissa and Rob, and credited by our young creditmasters JD and Skylar.