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[video] Man Didn't Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
Feb 14 13
Expressing both joy and astonishment, 55-year-old accountant Jacob Reynolds confirmed Wednesday that a recent rendezvous with a prostitute had left him completely and utterly satisfied on an emotional level.
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Date published: 2013-12-04