This one's for the boys! After a show dedicated to tarting up your pussy, the Sluttylemons feel it's time to give the guys, or a certain part of them, the benefit of our wisdom.But first, we have to talk about ex-soap stars Bill Roache and Johnny Briggs and their claims to have shagged thousands of women. Looking at these two wrinkly old barnacles we can't believe so many women would fall for them. Is there some kind of Slutterati? A secret society of women who do the rounds of ugly men? Moving on, we get stuck into cocks - care, feeding, training. No aspect of todger taming is neglected. But most important of all, we explain what works for ladies and what doesn't - taking in dating sites, pick up routines and a handy map of country by cock size (invaluable for a girl who travels).