Dapper Laughs (the Timmy Mallet of lad-action) has come out with the most ridiculous excuse of all time... nobody told him not to be a fucktard! So Eve and Cath explore what other things Dapper needs to know. And posit the idea that maybe he doesn't know how to read... Also Glamour Magazine made a 1950's style list of things women can do to make men fall in love with them. In fairness...it's gone now and good on them for acknowledging they may have made an error of judgement. But the internet gods helped us in coming up with some other cracking ideas to impress our mate. And finally, we lose our shit over Pamela Stephenson Connolly in the Guardian. My wife has put on weight and I don't find her attractive any more... ooooh, we are SO ANGRY! 1,774 comments and rising, seems we're not the only ones.