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Episode Info: Join Michael Moore for a RUMBLE Christmas sing-along! The lyrics are below and are slightly altered to match the times we live in. Merry Christmas! 1. Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer Rudy, the red nosed lawyer Had a very shiny nose That’s cause of where he put it Right up in, well, you know. All of the other Trumpsters Used to roll their eyes and sneer As Rudy hung out in Ukraine Hoping to deliver a smear. Then one foggy winter’s day Donald came to say Rudy with your nose so bright Won’t you tell more lies tonight Then all the Trumpsters loved him And they shouted out with glee — “Rudy the red-nosed lawyer You’ll go down in infamy!“ 2. Nancy Pelosi Is Coming to Town Oh, you better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I’m telling you why Nancy Pelosi is coming to town! She’s making a list Checking it twice Gonna find out who’s working for ICE Nancy Pelosi is coming to town. She sees you when you’re sleeping She knows when you’re awake She knows what else is in that server — And she knows you're on the take! You better watch out You better not try To hold a fake trial I’m telling you why — Nancy will kick your ass! 3. Silent Night  Silent Night! Holy Night! Fox is gone. Murdoch’s left town. Tucker and Hannity — Nobody cares. Fox and Friends Are lost in Times Square Sleep in heavenly peace! Trump will be joining you soon! 4. White Christmas I’m dreaming of a White Owner Just like the owners we’ve known before Where they fire Colin Kaepernick For taking a knee Cause he didn’t like cops shooting black kids in the snow. I’m dreaming of a White Owner With every Christmas card I write. May Colin’s days be merry and bright — And may all you owners take flight. 5. Jared the No-Man  Jared the No-man He brought peace to the Middle East! He brought happiness to all the world And he never even said a peep! Jared the No-man He fixed climate change! With a wink and a nod and a twitch of his eye The entire earth was saved! But then one day his father-in-law called And told him to stay away - Ivanka would now run the world! “Pack your bags, she’s mine today!” Jared the No-man knew he had no choice that day — So he waved goodbye, Saying “don't you cry, I’ll be fine in East LA.!” 6. Joy to the World  Joy to the world! The Trump is impeached! And soon we’ll get Pence too! What will Mitch McConnell do?! What will Stephen Miller do?! Run and hide then go to jail? Run and hide then go to jail? Run and hide then go to jail? Run and hide, run and hide Then go to jail! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/rumble-with-michael-moore/message...
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