Show Info: A science fiction audio drama that spans 3 countries and 35 episodes. The story opens with the mysterious disappearance of Sydney and follows through a journey that crosses the pacific, through the USA and into Canada. Every episode is a mix of Aliens, Drama, Mysteries and the wonders of the Human Spirit. Created By Stefan Sawynok, Written By Stefan Sawynok and Simon Meddings, Music, Narration and Character Voices by Rick Moyer.
With Apologies to Dr Seuss. Every Hu-man Down in Hu-ville Liked Christmas a lot… But the Martian, Who lived just North of Hu-ville, Did NOT! The Martian hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his eyeballs weren’t screwed in quite right. It could be, perhaps, that he held his raygun too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that he saw red at sight of santa’s smalls. But, Whatever the reason, The gun or the smalls, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Hu-mans, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Martian frown At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Hu-man down in Hu-ville beneath Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath. “And they’re hanging their stockings!” he snarled with a sneer. “Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!” Then he growled, with his martian fingers nervously drumming, “I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!” For, tomorrow, he knew……All the Hu-man girls and boys Would wake up bright and early. They’d rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That’s one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! Then the Hu-mans, young and old, would sit down to a feast. And they’d feast! And they’d feast! And they’d FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! They would start on Hu-pudding, and rare Hu-roast-beast Which was something the Martian couldn’t stand in the least! And THEN They’d do something he liked least of all! Every Hu-man down in Hu-ville, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing. They’d stand hand-in-hand. And the Hu-mans would start singing! They’d sing! And they’d sing! AND they’d SING! SING! SING! SING! And the more the Martian thought of the Hu-Christmas-Sing The more the Martian thought, “I must stop this whole thing! “Why for four hundred years I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop Christmas from coming! …But HOW?” Then he got an idea! An awful idea! THE MARTIAN GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! “I know just what to do!” The Martian Laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, “What a great Martian trick! “With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick!”“All I need is a reindeer…” The Martian looked around. But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Di
