Matt and Dan end up requiring a second part to their amazing night to wrap up 2017. Matt gets to bloviating on about his swollen prostate and Dan gets to bloviating on about massaging his prostate. Don't worry, there's plenty of asshole uncle stories, regret, melancholy and a toilet full of blueberry muffin. Let's wring in the new year with Matt, Dan and Darrell.....seven days into January. At least it isn't March.