Folks, we're coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow - we're trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we'll find our way out before next week - I don't think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice! School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film's Best Striptease, and Entering Movies. RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Sucked Turds, your hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5 out of 5! Not giving it the full 5 because I didn't give Scream a 5, and this isn't as good as that. Luna: Oh, same, except I gave Scream a 5. RECOMMENDATIONS Homestar Runner Not running into your neighbor's fencepost Brand New's Science Fiction Intro/outro courtesy of Visager. Support us on Patreon!