I hope you’re ready for a surprise in this chapter. A surprise like…a brand new reader! Welcome to this extremely exclusive club, Daniel. We’re happy to have you. Listeners, my good friend Daniel Palumbo will probably be back for at least one more enemy chapter, followed by some other theater-minded friends of mine. To everyone I’ve heard from asking to contribute to this as well: I have heard you! Unfortunately, I currently do not have the personal bandwidth to coordinate recordings that I don’t make in person on my own computer. However, I hope to be able to involve you in the future, and I’m gradually putting together a page of character voice samples to help this along. Additionally, if you’re a visual artist, I would love to have someone design an appropriate header image for this site (size 1280 x 416 pixels)! Let me know in the comments if you’d like to contribute that way. With that, I’ll close out this arc with my usual request for donations for wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Both of us appreciate it! Much love to you all. Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.